Trust me. While GTA does have it's hookers and murder... Actually, Conker's pretty much has those too! It also has a bull that makes cows explode, a very suggestive sunflower, and (my personal favorite part) a giant pile of #2 with corn kernel teeth that has the greatest opera voice you'll ever hear... It also has a Xenomorph as the final boss! So I think my game wins the "Most Epic" award between the two... I remember playing Conker's first game on the GameBoy as a child... I just can't believe THAT was its sequel!
I've been playing GTA since I was five! The first time I played it, I took a motorcycle from the police (because I really wanted one and I couldn't tell the difference between them and the regular people). I was like, "You'll never get me alive, coppers!". Then I crashed into a wall and they caught me.
Rofl! Aren't you a little young to be playing GTA?
... Well, I'm the last person that should be criticizing you for playing an M-rated game. When I was 7 or 8, my parents got me "Conker's Bad Fur Day" for the N64. Of course, they weren't that knowledgeable of the rating system back then. They just thought since the name was cute, it was a completely kid-friendly game... Boy, were they wrong!