Oh they are fabulous ideas! We absolutely must make use of roman numerals with at least one of our 17 children. But now I'm thinking ~Anteater~ (you must pronounce the tildes) would be a good name for Mary/Princess Tameera/Mud/Empress Earthworm. It's both down to Earth AND signifies that she will destroy all who get in her way (she's going to be the one we put most effort into). We need a ghetto daughter too. She can be called 'Strong Black Woman' and will spend her childhood learning to act like Tyra Banks.
Don't be so cruel, the other children would laugh at poor Mary! I feel like we should give her a really down to earth name y'know, so she blends in. How about Mud? Empress Earthworm XVIII? I'm open to suggestions. Not that those names aren't perfect. n.n
Oh fo' sho'. I'm choosing the names, I hope you're alright with our first daughter being called Princess Tameera VII. I realise that's a bit BLAND but we can give her a more exotic middle name - perhaps Mary?