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  1. François
    January 29th, 2013 5:17 PM
    Make sure to get some good "thoughtful" phrases to randomly spout! I'm thinking stuff like "now is the winter of my discontent" and the like. I hope the tunnel doesn't collapse or you'll die on that porch! How you even eat while remaining rooted to the one spot is beyond me. Ohhhhhhhhhh OK, but you better not die on your boat trip! Then I'll be the weeping widow, and I don't think that's a look that suits me! Maybe Irish tunnels are just meaner :( Or they're racist? Yes, that's it. Irish tunnels are racist. But omg that tunnel sounds like my tunnel twin!!!!

    GOOD POINT. But how are we meant to flip a coin exactly. There must be some other way to decide it. Actually I'll do it because I'm nice aaaaaand because it'll keep you looking good. Plus I'd get to be Nu Holy Mary while you'd only be floppy Nu Joseph. So really I'm doing it because I want the glory. Wonder how hardcore Christians would feel about the new holy couple being gays. That is not something that came to my mind, but it does sound oddly cute! And also brings to mind an alarming image of pokémon inslaving humans. Yes, that! Omg I just want to get an axe and cut right through it. The poor thing must hate its life.

    Oh, good! I better see a new VM in the morn! Have fun wrecking people's nights, and thank you for the good luck wishes for tomorrow <3

    STOP QUOTING ME WHEN I SAY FAB. *cries* Though I appreciate the "qt" - dedicated 2 u (most romantic song ever srysly). Omg poor Mylene. I guess you're just going to have to rapidly become fluent in French! I will POSSIBLY order the album tomorrow. I like ordering in bunches and I need something to order with the C2C album, afterall! I'll make sure to tell you what I think of the whole thing.

    Oh that guy's fab too, I probably do prefer his body honestly. My guy's face is better though, I think. Honestly guys being too muscly is something of a put off (if only because it makes one feel quite inadequate!) but it's hard to say no to those two!
  2. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 4:48 PM
    ... Sorry they keep getting longer ;;
  3. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
    Okay, sounds good! I'll sit here anxiously awaiting your return like a potential widow waiting on the porch in a cold wind for her husband to return from his 6-year naval expedition in Vietnam whilst you keep digging! Well what can I say, you must be a special one. Seriously the cute animals choice was this close. I just googled Dublin Zoo and they have this = we're going. You're escaping the boat trip for now! I feel like that should be a really sweet/romantic line, but in the context of "I'll ride a ferry for you", I think some of the drama is lost... XD Wait what, they do? That's weird, we have decent conversations - maybe they just don't like you? The other day I was talking to one about it's family back in France, turns out they're wheat farmers too!

    ... Nu Jesus. okay you're now my favourite person. YES I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR HERHIMIT. I don't get why I have to be the pregnant one though, it sounds like hard work and you have to eat the weirdest stuff when you get cravings :( Let's flip a coin??
    Okay so I just got the cutest image in my head of a Pachirisu with a whip and gimp mask - maybe need to get out more. ;_; Ahah are you talking about the weird blobfish thing? They're kinda cute, it's one of those creatures that fails so badly at life that you have to love it. XD

    I'm flattered that it's a decision for you! But I have an exam tomorrow so I'm going after this VM D; Going off PC at least, otherwise I'll spend all night here eheh. Time to find some random people to text and wake them up I guess! Hopefully you'll only end up having x = Cheryl Cole a few times tomorrow. :D Don't miss me too much! jk, I know that's not possible.

    Originally Posted by qt
    @#1, that song's actually pretty good! It reminds me so much of a more R&B version of Cage The Elephant... It's kinda cool but when the guy starts half-rapping late in the song it gets ruined :( @#2, this one's not so good but still nice, I think it'd help if I could understand what she was saying lol. The musical is awesome and her voice is fab but I prefer songs with English lyrics.
    ... You've made me the happiest man alive. :') If you listen to the whole thing I'll love you forever 'kay! If you're liking this then you should definitely listen to some of their other albums - just say if you want some recommendations and I'll gladly spam you hundreds of them. :D

    Okay we have our winner, I'm not even going to bother trying to beat that. :( Although less muscles would be nice tbh!
  4. François
    January 29th, 2013 4:17 PM
    (listened to a few songs after the 1:13:33 one because I didn't hate them enough to turn it off - good sign!)
  5. François
    January 29th, 2013 4:03 PM
    If I start digging now, we should be able to meet in... 2050 or so? More important than not only personal hygiene but also CUTE ANIMALS? You do make me blush. I suppose we could visit Dublin Zoo?! But that sounds a bit dull in comparison to England. I'll risk my life for you, no worries. And yes, absolutely! Though sometimes tunnels start repeating everything I say and I feel like they're mocking me :(

    Hahahaha male pregnancy. Are you OK with sacrificing your body for Princess Mud Tameera VII (aka Nu Jesus)? And yes, of course! S&M and pokémon and cute animals - amazing and totally appropriate mixture, there! Oh I often google really random phrases I come across just to see what comes up! I wouldn't recommend googling it yourself, there was one image that was horrible.

    Well now I have to decide which is more important: my education or talking to you? If I stay up at 3am I start putting down random singers as answers to math problems but if I go to bed early I don't talk to you as much. Decisions, decisions!

    Naked but covered by strategically placed objects! There's a difference! But yes they're a rather fab group if a tad bizarre on occasion. They have more conventional songs but Down The Road remains my fave, it's so massive. Now I feel like forcing a tonne of French pop on you, hmm. I've listened to all three of your Biffy recommendations! I actually liked all of them, it was weird. I may actually buy that album, I can't remember the last time I bought something by a man, congrats on temporarily stopping my rampant musical sexism!

    HMM. How about him?
  6. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 3:43 PM
    I take it back, go to 20:30 instead! :D
  7. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 3:35 PM
    Okay building a whole underwater tunnel between two countries just to see someone would be romantic, go do it! I guess we don't have to visit a zoo in England though, you not dying is a tad more important than "squee"-ing at cute animals... (Honestly had to think about that claim for a few minutes, cute animals are really cute. ;;) Ireland probably has some lovely potato farms we could visit! Or we could search for pots of gold! Or just sit at home doing nothing and watching you try to dance, that sounds just as lovely :D I think tunnels are awesome because you can shout "hi!" and they always say "hi!" back. They're really polite tbh! Say you'll haunt me~

    It's a bit of a kick in the balls (pun very much intended) to hear it but I guess he is right! Then again...! But if guys can't have kids, how will Princess Mud Tameera VII ever be born? She was going to be the next -insert dead famous person here- god dammit! :( Oh wow, you actually read my book? I hear it's becoming a bit of a success recently, pretty chuffed tbh!
    I don't know what was going through your mind when you decided to google that but oh god I'm glad you did. That's both terrifying and adorable I love it omg.

    Pshh, I know right!? Send a few texts at 4am and play some guitar to cheer people up and suddenly everyone's angry at you the next day, people are so ungrateful! I'll just assume you'll be here to annoy instead when it's 3am and there's nothing to do. :D
    Naked women are naked. Okay after listening to it that is not what I expected at all. It's... idek lmao. I think it's kind of cool? XD At first I didn't like it but it's growing on me, other than the creepy voice just after 2 minutes... ;; Feel free to shove, new things are always exciting!
    A song? I'm not sure it's possible to keep it limited to one... Go here and listen to the whole thing skip to 9:14, that's my favourite! Well, one of many... Although you might prefer the song at 1:13:33, it seems closer to the things you listen to, but honestly just listen to as many as possible imo. :D

    Pshh, I've seen him. Beat that.
  8. François
    January 29th, 2013 3:06 PM
    You have a point. Can't we build a Eurostar type thing between Ireland and the UK!? It would be so handy and it's the perfect combination of trains (best type of transport fo' sho') and tunnels (which are always fun for some reason). But FINE, I will take a ferry if there are no other options. If I die I'm coming back to haunt you, though.

    I actually said that because one time I was talking to a ("bisexual") friend and he said I didn't need to worry about having kids! I found it absurdly blunt at the time but it was kind of amusing and very true, I guess? Kids are only useful for having cool names, anyway. Hahahahaha, "torture would be nice" sounds like a quote from 50 Shades of Ozzy. Just googled "alpha uglychubbysquirrel" and found this amusing picture.

    People are so rude! You'd swear sleep was actually important or something, the way they bang on about it. YES (... I plan to), if only so as not to invoke your wrath. Currently I'm more interested in listening to this album. C2C are a random French DJ group and they have some jams, but I won't shove them down your throat (yet). Recommend me a song from Opposites!

    Oh no. Now you'll never see the most attractive man in the world!!
  9. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 2:52 PM
    Yup, I think you're right there D:

    But how are we going to visit an English zoo in Ireland? :( Does this mean you'll never be able to leave Ireland? What about when you need to return to France to fulfil your mission? You need to be brave and conquer your fear! And the only way to do that is to face it head-on. Heh, I just logic'd you. :D

    What a bleak way of looking at it lmao. I guess being gay has it's benefits!
    That's true, things can't be adorable unless they want to kill you. It's one of the '5 laws of cute' - Ozzy™ 2013. I'm not sure if what you linked really counts as "wanting to kill" though, it seems more like it's yawning in a scary way to assert it's dominance as the alpha uglychubbysquirrel! And in this case torture would be nice :( (don't quote me on that)

    I tried to do the same but unfortunately most people seem to get annoyed by being woken up with texts at 3am... so instead I just annoy people here all night! Although with Opposites out yesterday there's no time for sleeping recently. :D Have you listened to it yet/do you plan to? (Hint: Say yes!)

    The link didn't work :(
  10. François
    January 29th, 2013 2:22 PM
    I assumed it was old! The picture is OBVS not the best but I think it shows potential~

    And no, it doesn't mean I owe you a photo, it means you need to be more careful about what you put on the internet!
  11. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 2:19 PM
    Oh man, that picture is awful :( That was from years ago lmao. But I think that means you owe me one now? :D
  12. François
    January 29th, 2013 2:16 PM
    I searched Google Images to see what AlexOzzyCake would throw up so I could respond to your slanderous picture and among many Pokémon / cute animal pictures, this popped up!
  13. Squirrel
    January 29th, 2013 2:14 PM
    Wait what, you have?? I don't remember putting any on here... ;;
  14. François
    January 29th, 2013 2:12 PM
    I do believe I've found an actual picture of you!
  15. François
    January 29th, 2013 2:01 PM
    If I'm happy I assume I'll say something like "wow I'm in a vaguely good mood today!". I'm so excitable omg. "It just depends on who you're doing it with" - exactly! Like, I'd prefer like, fighting a fire with someone I luv than going to Paris with someone who wasn't all that great. Hey, for all you know I was talking about YOU crossing the sea! I will keep my feet on dry land thank you.

    I guess I started sometime in 2003 and finished in 2006? Sometime around that, anyway. I remember precisely one dance but luckily it was probably the most technical one I know? I don't know. I would show you but I never have the house to myself. "Unfortunately". And hahaha. I don't know if the male dancers ever have children. I don't remember my own trousers being pulled up ridiculously high but at least I don't need to worry about kids?!

    It's VENOM of course! Venom that could KILL you - how do people not find it adorable? Oh that squirrel is so cute though! Even so, I see your incredibly cute squirrel and raise you this - I win. Oh trying to make medicines and stuff for the albums sounds amazing, actually. I've absolutely no idea of anything about medicine really but I think being someone who found out how to stop squirrel pox or whatever would be amazing! And unfortunately for you, I'm far too nice to ever feel like torturing anyone!

    I honestly don't know myself. I just looked down at the page a few minutes after I did the questions and saw her name and died a little. In geography the same day, we were taking down examples of tertiary industries in the Paris Basin (fun!) and I put "I know what you said but I didn't understand" as an example :( I don't know what I do really, the internet has a way of letting you spend hours on it without feeling like you've done anything of note! When I actually do go to bed then I'll text anyone I think is still awake or listen to my iPod or something but I generally actually go to bed at 3, and sleep a fair bit later! I am impossible to get to sleep, my brain never wants to shut down.

    One of them is a colour-changing dress, if that helps?! Colour-changing dresses > squirrels. *Alex horrified*

    I like to think I'm a bit more like this, I wish I was as attractive as Mr Hollande!!!

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