You obviously dont know my paranoid parents >.> One is Christian and the other is Italian, my point being they're psycho paranoid in the aspect that they must know where I am at every mopment of every day >:O
...You're still gayer than Chrustmas in Bloomingdales ._.
We live in the same state but not the same city, so apparently that's long distance...even though its onliy like 20 miles away >:O And okay I'll just go tell my parents that Im gonna go visit my internet friend, theyll love that
I gave you my number in a Pm >.>
.....Michael, you're more gay before 10 AM than most people are all day xD I'll act like a chick if you act like a dude xD Oh yeah, totally burned you.
WELL YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT >.<
...and wtf, why would you pay $300 to talk to someone for 60 minutes? Don't you both live in the same state? It would actually be less expensive to just drive up and visit her ._.
Fine, i won't call you at all this month. But i still want your number anyways <_<
...damn dude, how can I make this feel any less uncomfortable? Okay, umm...can you just pretend like you're a chick for the next like, 10 minutes? I mean, it would really help to make this feel a bit less...y'know...
>.> How am I making it gay? You're the guy who just asked a gay guy for his phone number ._.;
Well I have a phone bill of $300 from talking to Kaydee for an hour on the phone, so you might not be able to call me for a month :/
You're moms going on...yeah I went there...yeah howd that taste Michael, bet that tasted pretty awful. PWNED!
Nothing much, just havin' one major self-image crisis after the next, started going to the gym, 3 of my family members were murdered...y'know the usual.
And how are you Michael? Like my new name?
EDIT: Dude thats effin awesome! \o/ Thats like the 5th time we've done that!
Pfffffffft *Puts hands on hips* Im so the more masculine one.
...WHAT THE HELL! Dude, we seriously have like, some esp *LOL PC WORD FILTERS* going on with eachother. I was commenting you like...as you were stalking me just now. It's like I'm your straighter, more masculine alter-ego ._.;
...How do we have children yet? I thought you weren't getting the surgery for another few weeks?