Oh my! Britney, I've always been wondering, where did you get the inspiration to write your hit song "Gimme more". It's a deep and inspirational masterpiece in the pop generation of music, and it shows that your not just some trashy girl who taints our youths minds like Miley Cyrus.
I want to be just like you Britney. I might be a boy, but that doesn't stop me from going into my mom's room and putting on her "special dress" and high heels then start serenading for hours.