I will rip off your testicles and replace your eyeballs with them. Then I will take a vulture and shove it up your butt, then shove Lady Gaga up your nostrils.
If you do that, then every piece of tree that I blow out of my nose will be shoved down your throat. I will then knock you unconscious again and then leave you with the alligators, so they can proceed to tear you limb from limb, with your bones being your only remnants of your being. ):
if you do that... then I will proceed to shoving every turd you crap out back up your butt and a few down your throat. Then I will take a tree and shove it up your nose TRY BREATHING WITH THAT HUH.