Lawl how bout no. No more bbys plz thnx. Omg I love him but he's such a little troll, he just psyducks with me all day. So appropriate for my child. He can be good sometimes tho. And yes, I'm still purdy awful.
Ooh, you still have a wild side then, the married, family life hasn't totally subdued you.
Yeah, I have brothers and friends with toddler children and they're all little mukbags, puts my off wanting one of my own.
Ah, that's fine. You can just name the next one after me instead. It's cool to be retro now.
You always were a delicate little flower. But if being passed out drunk/stoned and tan on a white sand beach is wrong, who the psyduck wants to be right? He's why I need a vacation. He's almost 2 now, we named him Emery after... Uhhh... The Engrish version of Emily? Idfk. I just thought it sounded cool. He's a mini troll. Besides, you have a 90's teen drama name, his class mates wouldn't understand. ;|