1. Crack eggs in bowl.
2. Add bit of milk.
3. Scramble with either a fork or whisk.
4. Add other diced ingredients, if you want.
5. Heat pan on... medium heat, I'd say?
6. Cook until they look like they're cooked eggs.
I don't even make scrambled eggs (hate the texture most days). Although suddenly I want some. DAMNIT. :(