Hmm... the Pokemon Online Server, what? Well... since it's not connected to PC, I would hope that Anti is still handling that. XD I'm not too sure if I want to jokingly lock everything though. Guess I'm just lame like that. D;
The point is that everything is plasplasplasbad in S&M, and must be purged. :P (at least it used to be like that back in the good ol'e days..)
But yeah, just joke lock everything. Additionally you've got to mod the PC Pokemon Online server (though that won't bustle with activity just yet), and.. I can guarantee that if you lock every thread saying that "This thread violates the Skarm/Bliss clause that everyone uses these days so please fix that", you'll be hailed as one of the better, if not the best mod ever in S&M history. Promise :D
Regardless, modding S&M is rather easy. Just lock every thread barring those started by Anti/Dark Azelf/Aurafire/Wolflare, and you're good. Something along the lines of this should do it, and you'll be golden.