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  1. Sheep
    1 Week Ago 7:11 PM
    have an awesome birthday 8]
  2. Castaigne
    August 28th, 2015 5:02 PM
    also I finished those Mass Effect videos. I would agree with all of that haha.
  3. Castaigne
    August 28th, 2015 4:49 PM
    nope... all our stuff is done via VMware. The problem with it is that literally anything native after the year 2010 could run ArcGIS with less hair pulling and screaming. It's about 15 times slower just using it virtually
  4. Castaigne
    August 28th, 2015 9:04 AM
    For a year now I've been trying to explain that the programs I use aren't built for virtualization and that I need a dedicated hard drive but they are adamant that I don't... I worked in IT for a year and I never gave anyone the bad service they give us
  5. Castaigne
    August 28th, 2015 9:04 AM
    For a year now I've been trying to explain that the programs I use aren't built for virtualization and that I need a dedicated hard drive but they are adamant that I don't... I worked in IT for a year and I never gave anyone the bad service they give us
  6. Castaigne
    August 28th, 2015 7:22 AM
    those 30+ minute videos tho.

    I'll check those out when I have a little bit more time on my hands, haha. Too busy right now wrestling with my school's IT department
  7. Castaigne
    August 27th, 2015 8:10 AM
    "Shepard, you have to save the universe because Ghost Child. Pick the color of the apocalypse." I never played the alternate ending dlc because I was just that done with Bioware's attitude at that point in time. I would have gone to the ends of the earth for them in 2008 but by 2012 with both Dragon Age II and ME3 I still haven't fully forgiven them
  8. Castaigne
    August 27th, 2015 7:09 AM
    I usually end up going renegade so I can backhand reporters across the galaxy lol. Are you pumped for Andromeda?
  9. Castaigne
    August 27th, 2015 4:37 AM
    I always played as an Infiltrator, but I experiment with Vanguard a little bit. Paragon or Renegade?
  10. Castaigne
    August 26th, 2015 5:32 PM
    Oh. My. God. I absolutely adored Mass Effect 1 and really didn't care for the others so props to you I can't think of a better idea.

    My suggestions ranged from learning a language to competitive Brain Age. Just play Mass Effect lol. I can recommend Analogue: A Hate Story if you want a pretty awesome visual novel as well.
  11. Castaigne
    August 26th, 2015 5:02 PM
    Are you looking for low efficiency productivity or high efficiency shenanigans for your time wasting needs? I have suggestions for both
  12. Castaigne
    August 26th, 2015 3:54 PM
    I'm playing Little Battlers Experience and compulsively saying hi to people who post in discussion. What about you?
  13. Castaigne
    August 26th, 2015 11:12 AM
  14. The Void
    June 2nd, 2015 12:33 AM
    The Void
    your avatar's so cute i think i died twice before reincarnating into catworld. where'd you get it?
  15. Twiggy
    June 1st, 2015 4:00 AM
    *melts in cuteness overload*

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  • About twocows
    See my interests below. I'm a CS graduate from GVSU currently working in IT. Feel free to add me on Steam or whatever if you want to play some video games, though you should probably PM me here first to let me know you're adding me. I'm usually available on the IRC, if I'm there, I'm usually down to talk.
    Computers, video games, sci-fi, cute things
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    Growlithe, Lapras, Haunter, Alakazam, Machoke, Gyarados
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    "The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." - H. L. Mencken, unsourced

    "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"- Isaac Asimov, Column in Newsweek (21 January 1980) [source]


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Posted August 23rd, 2015 at 2:32 PM by twocows Comments 8
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Reposted directly from my Facebook.

Getting real sick of seeing #gamergate misrepresented in the media. Got out of my car after hearing on NPR about how #gamergate is apparently about misogyny in gamer culture and business. Oh really? Because here I was, thinking it was about corrupt journalism, cronyism, and the continued efforts by extremist imbeciles to push their agenda on gamers and game developers (and by agenda, I mean radical feminism; think "white males should be

Posted August 22nd, 2014 at 1:04 PM by twocows Comments 3
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So I started exercising a week or two ago. As of today, I did about 9.5 miles in 50 minutes with about 1/3 to 1/2 of max resistance on the exercise bike. I think that's pretty good considering I've only been going for about two weeks!

Posted July 3rd, 2014 at 9:47 AM by twocows Comments 11
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So I got let go from my job today.

Posted April 25th, 2014 at 11:04 AM by twocows Comments 7
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clicked on the front page
saw this
immediately disappeared on refresh

the site is now officially making freudian slips
(if you don't recognize that color casing, that's the font mods get)

Posted February 1st, 2012 at 9:51 PM by twocows Comments 3
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Take the following to be true:
0. Human happiness has inherent value. Human life has inherent value because of the previous. Human liberty has inherent value insofar as it does not negatively impact the two former.

1. Age limits (ala consent, alcohol, etc.) are a compromise. There are people below the age limit mature enough to handle the responsibilities and above the age limit immature enough not to handle them.

2. It is morally wrong for an adult to have sex with...
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