Future Arceus

Whoa dude, a flash from the past. How've you been? Suffer any withdrawals?

Whoa, what happened to you? I thought you were killed by a bear, but it's nice to see you in the flesh.

This might be a little late... but I found my Soul Silver version. :3
If you still need it to start over, that is...

Whoa whoa whoa, Team Magma eats Team Aqua alive erryday!

They're like the cooler Team Rocket, they actually use the Pokemon they steal, not a bunch of Ratattas and Ekans. So they're, like, waaaay buffer than normal.

It's true, trying is the first step to failure.

Naw, sorry. The only people I know are sketchy.

Sounds very exercise-y.

... Are you stalking me? I'm graduating this year... how did you know...

She shall burn like the witch she is! Also, I don't see the cone you're talking about :P

I've been good. Besides not being able to start over Heartgold, how have you been?

It has come to my attention that my sister has lost my Soul Silver Version and I am spiraling down into a deep pit of despair and depression. Sorry man, I don't think I can help you there, unless you can trade between the Black2/White2 to Heart Gold.

It just so happens that I think I do have a Soul Silver Version laying around some where. And a working DS too.

But isn't Gen V all the rad right now?

I see you are in need of my assistance. What can I do for you?

I'd pirate it... but I don't feel like stealing a ps3 to play it on...

Looks like you got an offer for Zorua. However, they're literally my breeding project, so I can send you one with its signature move already learned, completely untouched, at Lv.1. If you're interested. :) What do you have to offer? I am currently compiling my list of unseen and a few seen but yet to be caught Pokémon, so anything on that eventual list would be great.

Oh, I have Zorua.

Whhhyyyy must life be soo cruel??? If you're getting Assassin's Creed 3, Imma kill myself right now.

How much I envy you. Had my sister not lost my DS and I'd be in the same boat as you... T_T

ok sorry then? i do remember you tho lol

Without the men, the women and children are all ours! Mwahahahaha!

Oh no... I'll alert the city that Amon has come back. You! Get the women and children to safety! Especially the children...

The... anti-bending revolution? O.o