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  1. Pinkie-Dawn
    2 Weeks Ago 12:05 PM
    Happy anniversary, twocows.
  2. Rukario
    2 Weeks Ago 10:13 PM
    Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary!
  3. Kanzler
  4. Klippy
    December 5th, 2014 01:26 AM
  5. Pinkie-Dawn
    September 21st, 2014 05:48 PM
    Happy Birthday, twocows!
  6. Klippy
    September 4th, 2014 10:37 AM
    Haha, well at least you're doing some good stuff. All good things that will keep you plenty busy.
  7. Klippy
    September 3rd, 2014 10:00 PM
    I appreciate it, dude! It's gonna be an experience, for sure. But tell me about what you've been doing!
  8. Klippy
    September 3rd, 2014 08:29 AM
    I actually am in the hiring process for a specific job, but I go in for a week of interviews/background check/polygraph (that should hint at what it is). :D So hopefully everything goes well and I may begin my career/academy soon.
  9. Klippy
    September 1st, 2014 11:33 PM
    I spent a few years up in San Fran finishing my Bachelor's, now I'm home in LA and applying for some careers. :D That's the short'n'sweet version, haha.
  10. Klippy
    August 30th, 2014 06:49 PM
    :) Sup
  11. Oryx
    August 25th, 2014 02:44 PM
    Something about Notre Dame. Nica had commented on it which bumped it to the top of the blogs -- OH I REMEMBER NOW KINDA it was a "fun fact" from 2009 saying that ND kids got laptops from the school but the school was monitoring them and thus thousands of kids were frantically uninstalling a game called "Lemonade" from their computers before inspection. For some reason this made me really angry
  12. Oryx
    August 25th, 2014 03:41 AM
    I just woke up out of a very real-seeming dream about PC where you changed your avatar to that kitty from before but sad and I tried to ask you why and then you changed your name to twocannel (intentionally without the h)

    And then there was a blog that upset me so much that in real life I flipped myself over all ready to comment and respond but then I woke myself up trying to get on my computer in my sleep and the blog was gone :(
  13. Corvus of the Black Night
    August 12th, 2014 10:16 AM
    Corvus of the Black Night
    do people on PC understand devil's advocate or are they just going to keep preaching to the choir
  14. Corvus of the Black Night
    August 10th, 2014 02:09 PM
    Corvus of the Black Night
    One of the things I hate about projects is that in order to meet criteria you have to design your project in a way that isn't logical or is excessively stupid; I had to make several "junk" classes so I could merge a "shopping cart" class to show how you can combine classes like that. Had to do the same **** in my web design class, it's annoying.
  15. Corvus of the Black Night
    August 8th, 2014 01:46 PM
    Corvus of the Black Night

    today has been the great day of catching up on ♥♥♥♥ I should have done three weeks ago for c++

    I am brain dead

About Me

  • About twocows
    See my interests below. I'm a CS graduate from GVSU currently working in IT. Feel free to add me on Steam or whatever if you want to play some video games, though you should probably PM me here first to let me know you're adding me. I'm usually available on the IRC, if I'm there, I'm usually down to talk.
    Computers, video games, sci-fi, cute things
    Male ♂
    Favorite Pokémon
    Growlithe, Lapras, Haunter, Alakazam, Machoke, Gyarados
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    Doctors Without Borders: one of the few charity groups you can rely on to actually do real good in the world.

    "The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." - H. L. Mencken, unsourced

    "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"- Isaac Asimov, Column in Newsweek (21 January 1980) [source]


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Posted August 22nd, 2014 at 01:04 PM by twocows Comments 3
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So I started exercising a week or two ago. As of today, I did about 9.5 miles in 50 minutes with about 1/3 to 1/2 of max resistance on the exercise bike. I think that's pretty good considering I've only been going for about two weeks!

Posted July 3rd, 2014 at 09:47 AM by twocows Comments 11
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So I got let go from my job today.

Posted April 25th, 2014 at 11:04 AM by twocows Comments 7
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clicked on the front page
saw this
immediately disappeared on refresh

the site is now officially making freudian slips
(if you don't recognize that color casing, that's the font mods get)

Posted February 1st, 2012 at 09:51 PM by twocows Comments 3
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Take the following to be true:
0. Human happiness has inherent value. Human life has inherent value because of the previous. Human liberty has inherent value insofar as it does not negatively impact the two former.

1. Age limits (ala consent, alcohol, etc.) are a compromise. There are people below the age limit mature enough to handle the responsibilities and above the age limit immature enough not to handle them.

2. It is morally wrong for an adult to have sex with...

Posted January 4th, 2012 at 07:54 AM by twocows Comments 16
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This was a reply to some post on another site that I made a few minutes ago. The thread was about choosing between a number of options, such as eternal childhood or infinite political power or whatever.

But I want immortality and the experiences that come with it. I'm happy now, I have purpose and love for living. Eternal childhood? My childhood sucked. I want to forever be able to pursue the things I enjoy. I want to live through the ages and watch the evolution of man. I want to play
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