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  • No, a beta just checks grammar and spelling believe me I know. My friend's, friend has been to college and that's what she said, and she's taken the advanced reader's course, so she knows what she's talking about.
    Baw to the lack of job. But in a way, yay to classes only two nights a week! Back when I was in school, I kept crazy hours too. Now, I think I'm too old for that, even though I'm nearly twenty-five. Baw.

    I pretty much started dancing in the middle of the store's general manager while several other managers were staring at me. And then I ran out the door to excitedly call my parents and ask how much they enjoyed Boston because by golly I had two free days to go there! And my mother was like "...Kay. Aren't you in work?" So yes, I'm quite happy about that.
    I'm sorry for everything. I'm sorry for being such as bother and an annoyance to everyone including you. I won't defend myself but I will admit my mistakes which you know about so I don't need to tell you them.

    I'm just so ashamed of myself. I never once want to make myself look bad yet I can't do a lot of things on the Fanfiction forums without someone correcting me like some strict parent or teacher. No offense on the "strict" part, just getting my point across.

    I don't think I'll post anything on the Fanfiction forums of this site unless I feel like I can do it without having to be corrected or misunderstood badly. You guys are obviously more smarter and more mature than I'll ever be. No, I'm not trying to flatter you, I really believe that as the truth. I really feel like I'm infamous on these forums for these reasons.

    So, yeah. That's about it. I'm sorry and whether you forgive me or not doesn't matter anymore at this point.
    I feel-

    *sees your last activity time*

    What.

    I feel like such a horrible person because I told you that your presents would be on the forums a week ago, but then I became anti-social and started playing the sims. Because a new generation of the Wiggins started, and they're all wandering around in their underwear flirting with their cousins. You should hear me yelling at them! "No, Kazu! He's your asexual uncle! You can't find him hot!" and "Damn it, Moses!"

    Anyhow, on the plus side, I did manage to grab a few more presents. One of them being that - surprise, surprise - I have two days of paid time off instead of the original one day like I thought. So...two days of Asty on your break from school? IDK.

    I just feel so horrible and didn't want you to think that I forgot. *flails*
    Hi. Sorry about the (very) late reply, but I've been rather busy lately. How's life? Tell me, how's your family? I haven't seen them in a while.

    (...I'm a heterosexual male who knows too much Taylor Swift to be healthy. D=)

    Seriously, though. How's life?


    This might be more hilarious drunk. I don't know.

    I have more important things to be doing than spamming you with pictures of evil fish! >:(

    No I don't.
    Me in a sailor fuku -> me in a Catholic school girl's uniform -> me in a dress = pictures of me in a dress which I still have to do.

    Remember that "Card being ridiculous" link two VMs ago? (At this point, I should be more specific.)

    Card responds! The summary of that is pretty much "haters gonna hate."

    Still haven't gotten that book yet, but this whole Card drama thing strangely rekindled my love of Andy, so it's got that going for it. I kind of regret not actually completing my reread of the series this year. Because for a few weeks, I really wasn't interested in Andy or Angel or anything to do with them.

    Then Card was like "HERP-A-DERP!" and I was like "Aw, Card, you care since I still buy your books so you get money from me. Here, have some more money!"

    Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst. You should totally text-spam me Thursdays. I sit upstairs all alone in my department's office, so I get kind of...ridiculous in my thoughts.

    Pssssssst, I should totally text-spam you! Bweeheeheehee.
    How the hell did I not get that VM? Neither on the Android app nor when I signed onto the forums earlier in work nor now as I sit here at home.

    PC JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE

    OF SPAMMING EACH OTHER!

    Speaking of that thread, I was bored in work, so I went onto PC with the Android application. Saw that you posted that thread, tried to figure out how to sticky it on my phone, and failed. So I figured since there was a perfectly good computer behind me, I would use that. Stood up, started to walk, and the chair I was sitting on followed me.

    I got stuck to the chair. :c

    Your hero, Jax, gets stuck to chairs.

    PLZ TO BE TEXTING ME. Especially when I'm in work (my hours stay the same so I can just send you my hours and then you'll know foreveeeeeeer). It'll be more hilarious then because of my text ringtone. It's Pinkie Pie screaming "HELP!" So just imagine me standing in the aisle with a screaming pony in danger.

    Buh-baw. I swore I would go a VM without some mentioning of ponies. :c

    So it's not like my shithole town where there's nothing to do? The only fun thing to do in the entire state is drive around and find out how many businesses have left Connecticut and yet are still in business in every other state.

    This state sucks.

    But you're in grad school! You're supposed to eat and drink and live like crap.

    The first story I typed was about a king and that was all I remember. But I typed it on a typewriter because my mother was afraid I would break the computer because it was new and shiny!

    But the first story I typed on a computer was about a fox who lived in a forest and had an owl for a friend. I wrote it on the side because I did have ideas to write about four cats who traveled around America and visited every state and had adventures.

    ...Apparently, I was a furry in my younger days.

    At least your stories had a plot.

    Maybe you just like seeing me in leather.

    Yeah. Get that image out of your mind now.

    Serenity's keyboard sounds like it's been taking hints from my keyboard and mouse. Both will just randomly stop working for a few seconds without warning, so I'll be typing along happy as can be, glance back, and see that there are letters missing everywhere.

    But...well, this computer is the best one to run the Sims 2, and...****. I need to take a screenshot of how many sims live in the Wiggin house. There are currently fifteen Sims/pets living in that one house. I wish to kill some of them at times, and gleefully dance for joy every time one of them gets closer to death.

    Oh, so Bill and Lanette are kind of like Andy and Angel. Because Andy gets really dense ideas sometimes and runs off to do them, and Angel is all ":|" as he follows him around to see the results of said dense ideas.

    I should mention that I have really odd ideas, though mine are of the Jackass variety. Who else would take a running jump to land on a milk crate, slide down the aisle, and then crash into a grocery cart?

    How have I not been fired yet?

    SPEAKING OF WHICH!

    Card's being ridiculous about Shakespeare.

    Also, there's the best summary of Exile in the comments: It's all about Ender whining. And I agree, because while that book gave me so many plot bunnies I can't write them all, reading through it just makes me want to smack the boy repeatedly upside the head while telling him to shut up. And then realizing that no wonder the boy is so screwed up! Everyone is telling him to be straight!

    So Angel smacks him and then they have the wonderful gay sex which is so amazing that no one would ever have straight sex ever again.

    That's what Card says.

    I mean that Card says that all gay sex is amazing that if people try it they will never have straight sex again. Not that Card said that about Andy/Angel sex. Though he might have. And the thought of that is so amazing that I'm snorting in laughter.

    Yes that's where I'm ending this VM.
    ...

    So all those recipes?

    REPEATS FROM LAST TIME!

    They were the exact same ones that I sent to you last year. In fact, it was probably the exact same package, since I "won" the biggest kitchen prize pack like last year.

    Those bastards.

    Which sucks because if I sent away for more, there's a recipe for butterscotch pudding pie, and I love butterscotch pudding. :C

    --

    Also, shame you weren't here. I feel like handing out hugs. c;
    Guess what I got in the mail?

    MORE RECIPES!

    I'll scan them in and send them to you like before but I'm not sure if my scanner works so it'll be a while and since it's going to be your birthday soon they can be part of your birthday presents from me. Oh crap on me ruined part of the surprise.

    Except I think some of these are repeats. :c

    Oh, but there are white chocolate brownies!
    Well if you didn't VM me then I wouldn't have replied back and broken the wall spam! ;p

    Or, in other words:

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    I am feeling much better. Apparently drawing ponies and kicking the muse while I'm supposed to be working is better for me than medicine and sleep.

    Yeah... At first I was all "let me look down at you, peon matt. you need to get out of my way!" and then I looked at the gif a bit better and was highly disturbed. It was a mad dash to find another gif, and I wanted to use a new one instead of pulling out an old one. So...Feeny.

    Why, that's what Wordpad is for! :v

    Or Notepad. Notepad.

    Imagine how bad it was when Windows 3.1 was out. Guess who used Windows 3.1 to write up a few fics (on a laptop the same size as my monitor that had a black and orange screen)? I miss those fics though. I remember myself liking them. I just can't remember why.

    Oh snap. Just remembered.

    YOU CAN USE MS PAINT TO WRITE YOUR FICS! :D:D:D

    But that's how Microsoft thinks they can get you. Need a word processor? Buy Word! And you have to keep buying new versions of Word, otherwise it won't work on your computer! Give your money to Gates!

    I remember when I made the switch from laptop to desktop. I was so amazed at how many individual buttons there are on a regular keyboard! Like a number pad! And I was very happy because number pads are what I use when typing numbers. So glee.

    o______________________________________________________o

    New plan!

    You must find all the people at Emerson that look like douchebags: men, traffic-cone lady, and those creepy people sitting at a table with laptops (I kind of refreshed Emerson's website several times looking for Douchey White Man and found my list of people to punch growing). When you find them, yell "IN THE NAME OF ASTINUS!" and then punch them.

    Because I had a dream where I was reading a comic with Valentine in a fight against some random boy. And I said "She would win if she punched him in the groin!" and she did, and it was good.

    Then Andy was playing SimCity and there was a fire in his town and the fire department just kept driving around in circles. Good going, mayor Andy.

    I read through the conversation today, and I still don't get it. But I think he won't stop until you say that he's completely right because there's always a way to write fics his way and don't say otherwise because you're just not smart enough to understand it!

    Because you are female.

    And now I am sitting in my chair singing "If I only had some balls~"

    He'd probably go over the 140 character limit all the time.

    Here's that comic, btw. His expression in the third panel is cracking me up.

    ...I'd ignore the comments. Just...ignore the comments on everything on the Internet. Particularly news articles.

    HE WRITES LIKE ANDY THINKS?

    No, really. Andy goes off on tangents and run-on sentences when he's thinking. Like this quote from Exile:


    I was like "Shut up, Andy. No one cares."

    Maybe Bill wrote Andy's thoughts? o_o

    Maybe Card is...

    I can't even finish that thought.

    Hahahahaha...ha. This reminds me of me. I went to an all-white Catholic school, grew up in an all-white neighborhood. You can only imagine how sheltered I was.

    So maybe you-know-who will maybe learn some new things maybe if she gets told these things. Maybe.

    Well, gosh! If only you had balls, then you would need to be offended!

    If I only had some balls~

    TO OUTRUN A HURRICANE?



    Just a quick question, but you don't have classes Monday night, do you? Because that's when I get rather bored in work, and I wouldn't want to be spamming you with dirty texts while you're sitting in class.

    Or do I? Hmmm...

    And I saw the picture of you on LJ and was going to comment with "Hey sexy lady" but... I'm not sure why I didn't. Maybe because I will do that next time I'm up north so I can continue scaring the citizens of Massachusetts!

    ...

    Hey sexy lady.
    As I was lying in bed trying to sleep, I kept thinking of ponies. So I decided to screw sleeping and look up any bits of information about a particular pony's possible origin that I could possibly find because I want to write a story about ponies!

    I was also thinking about that VM, and I'm wondering how it was expected you respond to that? It's obvious you're still floating around the forums. It's just you would like to consider that conversation done so you can move on to better things. So I think Feeny's facepalm is a good reaction to that.

    On finding the Feeny, I was looking through my macro folder and decided I really need to organize it. I don't even know what half of these macros are.

    Best Guide Ever still needs to exist, btw. *fistshake* at the loss of free time!

    I could have started a new account on SPPf, but it could lead to amusement. Like people thinking I go by female pronouns based just on the name, and then I get to watch their little minds explode when I tell them otherwise. Because "Hanako" is a feminine name, so of course my preferred gender is female!

    And I was too lazy to make a new one. My password was saved, so it was just a simple click and done.

    Well, she also needs to learn that no matter how many times she says "I'm not a misogynist!" doesn't make it true. Especially when her previous post had her spewing misogyny all over the place.

    I'm hoping that maybe now she'll start to learn, given her response to Ememew over on SPPf, but I've seen her do this before. She gets told not to do an offensive thing, says that she won't do it, and then she does it again. At some point, maybe she'll get it, but until then, I'll just be shaking my head and hoping that she'll get it.

    I think that's right up there with the sitcom based on FF&W.

    Also! My parents are a-okay with another trip up north! :D So whenever you need an added boost of Asty in your life, just let me know so I can tell work to sod off. I need a few days off from pricing lube and sanitary pads.

    YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME!

    Actually, I'd be a good flotation device.

    I have never seen Ouran! :D I stopped watching anime years ago, like as soon as I graduated from high school. Maybe at some point I'll watch the series so I'm not just nodding along to the fangirling.

    And I completely misread that as "I need to fangirl you" and I was flattered.
    J-

    *looks down your profile page*



    Anyhow!

    Jax, make me feel better! I'm feverish and my head's all clogged and I'm tempted to take a nap and tell you all about the dreams I have while sick.

    Also, I found a Bill comic, but I apparently closed out the link and whatnot. I have to search for it again when I can think.

    I should respond to your VM when sick/tired, yes? I'll come back when I wake up from my nap. (Asty going to bed before ten at night, whatwhat?)
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