milkyfriend

so how are you smooth milk-like friend?

that's was so smooth it almost hurt :,)

hi your username is v nice

why would you do this... you guys are bad enough to understand without putting extra effort into it.

the nothern accent is a terrifying thing. i have yet to be able to decipher it. some day.

that is painfully accurate...

though i've been told that my accent is like... messed up and doesn't even sound british. i'm a sham. though i guess it's better than having the essex accent which is satan incarnate

are you sure you're not located in a graveyard

i'm from essex. its pretty darn awful here. it rains a lot amongst other things. but i can get to london fairly quick so that's not too bad!

also... numpty... that's so british. i havent seen anyone here use that, genuinely.

what's it like in manchester? it's one of those places that intimidates me for probably no reason at all. i'd like to try it some day.

have you ever considered becoming a chef? with ideas like that i'm sure you would put gordon ramsay to shame.

i just pick it up on my way out. the sandwiches make the cold weather more enjoyable :')

though it's still pretty awful. sandwiches cannot fill the void inside.

man... i haven't had any cereal in forever. this is a sad thought but i've mostly been sticking to sandwiches rather than cereal for breakfast. :( at least the sandwiches taste good, i suppose

i've also never had green tea! as a brit i should be drinking all kinds of tea but i mostly just stick to plain tea. it suits me.

you are welcome! i really like your username and your avatar.

i am shameful and don't drink milk much at all :'(

"hope to be a children's author with a million cats (not literally one million though! of course! about 4 is enough!!)"

this is a beautiful dream. i too would like to own a million cats. i currently have 3 but there is always room for more. :]