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  1. Sodom
    August 17th, 2012 05:07 PM
    Sodom
    LOL. Touche, Pun-Woman. I went to Tumblr to find an applause gif and there were so many good ones, but in the end I decided on this:



    because I honestly can't tell if he's applauding or having an orgasm, and I find that absolutely hilarious. He could be dropping an acorn, as the kids say these days.

  2. Sodom
    August 16th, 2012 05:30 PM
    Sodom
    But every time you see a huge oak tree, you'll know that their pain wasn't for naught!

  3. Sodom
    August 14th, 2012 05:27 PM
    Sodom
    You really really should be.

  4. Sodom
    August 14th, 2012 05:08 PM
    Sodom
    Well there little lady, when a man and a woman love each other very much (or are drunk or even just want to because they feel like it - maybe there's nothing good on TV?), they have what the kids these days call "sexual intercourse". That means that the Daddy puts his peepee* in the Mummy's hoo-hah** and repeats until he plants a seed inside the Mummy's body.

    Now from a little seed grows a mighty oak, so goes the expression, so for the next nine months the baby grows inside the Mummy's stomach from a bunch of cells and then one day, she'll get a horrifically painful stomachache and start screaming and crying. Then she will make a big puddle of water on the floor and that's the sign that it's time she be rushed to the hospital!

    At the hospital, she spends anywhere from 2 to 48 hours in excruciating agony, pushing the baby out of the hoo-hah in which Daddy had implanted it. She will resent the Daddy forever after this moment for putting her through that amount of pain. She'll be screaming as it happens, just as she did when the baby was going in, bringing the disgusting ordeal full-circle.

    And that's where babies come from
    _______________________________________________________

    *penis
    **vajayjay***
    ***vagina

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  6. Overlord Drakow
    August 7th, 2012 01:27 PM
    Overlord Drakow

  7. Jeff Gordon
    August 6th, 2012 07:38 PM
    Jeff Gordon
    *ahem*

  8. Overlord Drakow
    August 5th, 2012 02:37 AM
    Overlord Drakow
    Scarfy I like how you are able to cunningly outwit me at pretty much every turn.

    Pass on the positive! VM something nice to someone else and see if it brightens their day.

  9. Cilerba
    August 4th, 2012 06:38 AM
    Cilerba
    Why yes. Yes I do. Thank you so much that's adorable. :3

  10. NarutoActor
    August 3rd, 2012 10:36 AM
    NarutoActor
    Quote:
    You're saying because not everyone has this right it's not a right? Was voting not a right before women could vote? I think you have this a little twisted around. Rights exist even if people don't have them. That's the case here since heterosexuals have this right and gay folks don't.
    I admit that is a good argument, I will be thinking about this all day.

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  • About Esper
    Biography
    Hiya. I'm Cameron, and I'm really a lot nicer than I seem.

    I'm a big fan of Japan. If you want to talk Japanese stuff with me leave me a VM. I've also studied the language a bit and even though I'm not fluent if you want to ask about that then feel free and I'll help where I can.

    I'm also queer, a vegetarian, a native Californian, a book-lover, a wannabe gothic lolita, and a lazy pixel artist.
    Interests
    Lolita fashion, especially Baby, The Stars Shine Bright and ALICE and the PIRATES

    Music (just check my last.fm) but in particular:
    —→ Maaya Sakamoto (坂本真綾)
    —→ Sakanaction (サカナクション)
    —→ Imogen Heap
    —→ Florence + the Machine
    —→ capsule
    —→ Do As Infinity

    Books, my favorites are:
    —→ Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke
    —→ A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin
    —→ The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers
    —→ Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
    —→ Wind, Sand, and Stars by Antoine de Saint Exupéry
    —→ The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett
    —→ Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto
    Location
    California
    Also Known As
    Scarf
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Posted March 22nd, 2014 at 11:53 AM by Esper Comments 11
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First, I'm sorry for the sudden disappearance. It was uncool of me to leave for so long without explanation. If that left someone with a bad taste in their mouth then, again, I'm sorry. I've got my reasons though.

Last year both of my grandmothers died, one rather suddenly and the other who everyone was surprised to see still alive and kicking for as long as she had, both within the space of a month. It made me sad and made me think. I thought a lot about what I was doing with my life...

Posted November 23rd, 2013 at 10:48 PM by Esper Comments 2
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Don't read if you haven't seen it yet. Okay, well, read a little, but not too much. Spoilers and all that.

As you know, Doctor Who is celebrating its 50th anniversary and there has been quite a bit of new material released related to it, not the least of which is the special starring both Matt Smith and David Tennant. Saw that. I have things I could say about it and will, but I want to talk first about An Adventure in Space and Time.

This is the docudrama about the creation...

Posted October 4th, 2013 at 12:36 PM by Esper Comments 4
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In the near-to-distant future (how's that for vague?) I'm planning on going up to the Great White North. Along the way I'm passing through a few states I've never been to, including one called Oregon. Oregon is home to Portland, and Portland is reputed to be the home of a mythical place called Powell's Books. Now, never having been anywhere even close to far-away Canadia, I have only second-hand accounts, but all of them point to this store being an El Dorado of literature, a Utopia of used books....

Posted July 19th, 2013 at 10:31 AM by Esper Comments 3
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Do you believe in astrology? I don't, but I've got a little something to share anyway.

You might have noticed for the last week or so that things have been falling apart. Your plans have fallen through, things break down on you, and stuff just goes wrong. But that's all going to change now. Mercury has been in retrograde, that period of bad skies when travel, communication, and planning doesn't seem to go right, but today, Friday, it's leaving. Things will be back to normal soon. Of...

Posted July 1st, 2013 at 06:42 AM by Esper Comments 7
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Yesterday I got back from my London trip. It was one of those vacations where I didn't really plan anything ahead of time (except my plane ticket and hotel of course) so I didn't really know what I was going to do once I got there. I've been in big cities before and so in a lot of ways I knew what to expect. Still, there were a couple of things that were pretty surprising to me.

First, the bad so I can get that out of the way:

- There are smokers EVERYWHERE. It's disgusting....
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