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  1. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 3:49 PM
    *Views it really quick in a secluded room*
    Hmm. So that's how you became an AI. Interesting. I'll have to get plugged in later to show you how my backup system works.
    *Returns the backup disc to Giavlés*
    But first, how about a little target practice with the pirated Covenant weapons? Take your pick: I've got the Needler, Spike Rifle, plasma grenade launcher, Energy Cutlass, plasma pistol, magnetic acceleration cannon, and the M68 Gauss Cannon.
  2. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 3:33 PM
    I think so. It should be on the.... yep, on the bottom. It accepts all kinds of discs, including video DVDs, game discs, even old floppies.
  3. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 3:27 PM
    Not as an internal component, but I do have one. I can interface it with just about anything, including the fiber-optic terminal in the back of my neck. Lemme get it out.

    Yeah, I could sense that Y2K was nothing but water under the bridge, even as early as 1989.

    *Gets out his holo-projector*
  4. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 3:07 PM
    I have returned. Now, about my AI...
    In 1999, before all of the Y2K hype and after I received my upgraded bionic heart and lungs, I was selected as an experiment subject for a type of artificial intelligence called the Chrysalis, and back then, the Chrysalis was in its early beta stages of development. What the Chrysalis does is work with my body's immune system to immediately and completely eliminate things like infections, sickness, and pain. It also gives me some superhuman abilities, like being able to run at higher speeds (I checked my top speed once, and I peaked at 60 mph, roughly the same top speed as a cheetah), lift things up to three times my own weight, and process information at twice the speed as a normal human. There's a small connector in the back of my neck (you can't see it, because there's a small, sliding door that covers it) that allows me to make backups (the backups are encrypted with 512-byte encryption to prevent people from hacking into them) of my thoughts and experiences, so that if I have a severe head injury and get amnesia from it, I can restore my memories quickly, easily, and safely. I think it's pretty cool to be part cyborg.
  5. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 12:29 PM
    I have a little bit of AI in me as well. I'll tell you more about it later, because...

    My earth counterpart has to go to church, and he'll be back in about two and a half hours. See you then.
  6. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 12:25 PM
    An elevator this big is exclusive to all Team SJK Headquarters buildings. There's a lift this big in Sinnoh, and also in Pejite. However, we can install elevators like this in any building upon request.
    *Punches the button for B2*
    Elevator AI: "Destination... Basement Level 2: Weapons Laboratory. Going down."
  7. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 12:17 PM
    *Seiji calls the elevator using the "V" button. Elevator car comes up about 10 seconds later and the doors open upon arrival, revealing an area as big as a single storage unit*
    Alright, load 'er up, guys.
  8. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 12:11 PM
    All set, everyone? Let's head on down to the basement, then.
  9. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 11:30 AM
    See? It's not that heavy. I just don't want to hurt myself in carrying it alone.
  10. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 11:26 AM
    Seiji: "Yeah, I got a lot of weapons, so I'll need everybody's help in bringing them downstairs. Sabrina, could you be so kind as to get a hand truck from the utility closet over there and start loading?"
    Sabrina: "As you wish, Master Seiji."
    Seiji: "Gardenia, could you please get the documentation DVDs from my file cabinet, second drawer from the bottom, and the ammo from the drawer in the armory?"
    Gardenia: "I'm on it."
    Seiji: "And Giavlés, I need your help in bringing that huge plasma machine gun turret downstairs. It's light and compact enough to be carried by just one man, but I don't want to take any chances in hauling it alone. Don't worry; the elevator can handle 4-8 tons."
  11. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 11:11 AM
    Okay, so we'll set the teleporter destination for my office, we'll get all of my pirated Covenant weapons out of my armory, and finally we'll take the elevator down to the underground weapons lab.
  12. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 11:02 AM
    Would you care to join me in the Team SJK Weapons Center to test some of my pirated Covenant firearms?
    Gardenia: "If you guys are gonna go there, mind if I join you? I'd like to try my hand at firing them."
    Seiji: "Sure, Gard. You may join us guys."
    Sabrina: "Yeah, if you don't mind, I'd like to sharpen my skills."
    Seiji: "No, I don't mind if you come along."
  13. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 10:32 AM
    I didn't expect to see one in that forest. Good thing we had our swimming gear.

    By the way, I asked Dawn if it was alright if Lexi could come with Arashi and us, and Dawn was like "Anytime you want her to come along, Master Seiji, you may bring her with you. Sharing my Pokémon with other people makes me feel great, knowing that my Pokémon are developing a bond with my friends."
  14. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 10:20 AM
    Yup, sucks like a vacuum cleaner. :D

    I dunno what it was, but I felt it too.
  15. Team_SJK
    June 26th, 2010 9:39 AM
    Arrrrrrr... Good mor... (looks at watch) uh... afternoon.
    Yikes, I guess I slept pretty hard after falling asleep after 2 AM, so hard that I have lost sense of what time of day it is.

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    zevarius "alexander" kerensky

    clan: wolf
    rank: khan
    mech: timberwolf
    resident evil
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