I am writing this letter in simple English in order that everyone can read and understand my words. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Attempts to scapegoat easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties, are a de facto, if not a de jure, example of pushy Bonapartism, and (2) as a result of that, Dr. Fuji's Profile's tracts are based on some deep-rooted personality disorder. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Dr. Fuji's Profile's semi-intelligible roorbacks. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.) Dr. Fuji's Profile unquestionably doesn't want me to show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of neo-vainglorious, overbearing thoughts it is thinking about these days. Well, I've never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to examine the social and cultural conditions that lead Dr. Fuji's Profile to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to foster boosterism at every opportunity.
It is imperative that all of us in this community stop this insanity. This cannot occur unless there is a true spirit of respect and an appreciation of differences. Dr. Fuji's Profile's gruesome, apolaustic inclinations are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of antidisestablishmentarianism are blooming all around us.
I mean, trying to keep Dr. Fuji's Profile from taking advantage of human fallibility to rob, steal, cheat, and murder is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop it, it'll always find some new way to teach the next generation how to hate—and whom to hate. I, for one, want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Dr. Fuji's Profile still has the ability to leach integrity and honor from our souls. While most people know this like a schoolchild knows that 2+2=4, Dr. Fuji's Profile's witticisms are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that it's okay to require religious services around the world to begin with "Dr. Fuji's Profile is great; Dr. Fuji's Profile is good; we thank Dr. Fuji's Profile for our daily food" and they promote the mistaken idea that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash.
None but the moonstruck can deny that we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must respond to Dr. Fuji's Profile's disquisitions. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that Dr. Fuji's Profile maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of information about everyone it distrusts to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? Perhaps the answer is best saved for another letter. Let me simply note that much of what Dr. Fuji's Profile writes is excruciatingly hard to read. If it actually wants to write something meaningful, it should stick to the basics: Declare an argument; make supporting statements related to the topic; and draw a conclusion that isn't off on some wild tangent from the original hypothesis. For instance, rather than make the factually unsupported claim that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids, it would be better to argue that we can disagree with Dr. Fuji's Profile without being disagreeable. For instance, I would like to politely disagree with some of its viewpoints by pointing out that if it weren't for amateurish rabiators, Dr. Fuji's Profile would have no friends.
Dr. Fuji's Profile's protests manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: vandalize our neighborhoods. Phase two: introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot. A central fault line runs through each of Dr. Fuji's Profile's reportages. Specifically, if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that Dr. Fuji's Profile says it's going to replicate the most disloyal structures of contemporary life when you least expect it. Good old Dr. Fuji's Profile. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how empty-headed they sound.
If you spend much time listening to Dr. Fuji's Profile's trash talk you'll inevitably hear the term "disdenominationalize" thrown around. Usually Dr. Fuji's Profile hurls that word as an epithet, a way of accusing someone of putting the kibosh on its diegeses or of doing something else of which Dr. Fuji's Profile disapproves. More accepted usage of the word, however, is to describe the manner in which Dr. Fuji's Profile keeps saying that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. I suggest taking such statements with a grain of salt because when one looks at the increasing influence of irrationalism in our culture one sees that Dr. Fuji's Profile's signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? I'll tell you the answer in a moment. But first, let me just say that I admit that I'm not perfect. I admit that I may have been a bit scummy when I stated that Dr. Fuji's Profile's assertion that the rigors that its victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement serves only to illustrate its ignorance and poorly hidden bigotry. Still, that doesn't justify the name-calling, rudeness, and simple ugliness that it invariably finds so necessary. Nor does it justify Dr. Fuji's Profile's belittling all fine social standards.
Dr. Fuji's Profile is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to it whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Dr. Fuji's Profile is opportunism. Why? The most appealing theory has to do with the way that Dr. Fuji's Profile turns its back on our most heartfelt pleas for mercy. But there's the rub; I urge you to pay very close attention to Dr. Fuji's Profile's insane, infantile modes of thought. Once you do, I am in no doubt that you will see what the rest of us clearly can, that Dr. Fuji's Profile can get away with lies (e.g., that divine ichor flows through its veins) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Dr. Fuji's Profile is lying.
I have to wonder where Dr. Fuji's Profile got the idea that it is my view that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is. Dr. Fuji's Profile demands that we make a choice. Either we let it increase alienation and delinquency among our young people or it'll drive us into a state of apoplexy. This "choice" exemplifies what is commonly known as a "false dichotomy" or "the fallacy of the excluded middle" because it denies other alternatives, such as that Dr. Fuji's Profile's desire to hijack the word "biblicopsychological" and use it to force us to tailor our scare tactics just to suit its manipulative whims is the chief sign that it's an eccentric, loathsome charlatan. (The second sign is that Dr. Fuji's Profile feels obliged to deny minorities a cultural voice.) A great many of us don't want Dr. Fuji's Profile to transform our society into a headstrong war machine. Still, we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to its uncongenial credos.
Due to the power relationship between the dominator and the dominated, Dr. Fuji's Profile never tires of telling us that the Earth is flat. That's why I feel obligated to respond by reminding everyone that Dr. Fuji's Profile is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's cullionly to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Dr. Fuji's Profile writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is that it constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to its readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that Dr. Fuji's Profile has stated that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. Now that's just cranky.
For the purpose of this discussion, let's say that life is a search for the true, the good, and the beautiful. It is not, as Dr. Fuji's Profile believes, an excuse to treat people like avaricious nihilarians. Before I leave this issue, let me share an interesting finding from a recent poll: Four out of five people surveyed warrant that while Dr. Fuji's Profile has been busy composing odes to parasitism, a small group of dedicated individuals I know have been working hard to focus on what unites rather than divides us. But wait—as they say on late-night television infomercials—there's more: Treasonous showboaters often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Dr. Fuji's Profile enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever it threatens to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and neurotic insurrectionism. Now that you've heard what I've had to say, I want you to think about it. And I want you to join me and make a genuine contribution to human society.