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About Me
- About DrFuji
- Biography
- Born from an egg on a mountaintop in 1871, I was orphaned into the care of Masai warriors in Tanzania, learning the arts of tracking, hunting and shamanism. I also developed the superhuman endurance for which the Masai are renowned, which proved incredibly useful when, at the age of eight I was adopted by the visiting 'celebrity' Kim Kardashian and was subsequently relocated to a household full of Ken Done prints and Jive Bunny CDs. As a result of my unfortunate adoption, I rapidly developed a deep, intuitive understanding of mediocrity, it's motivation, institutions and behaviours. After taking nineteen years to complete my Veterinary Degree, I relocated to Padova to study art history, where I developed my twin passions of 17th century European architecture and 18th century European architecture.
After completing my art history degree I skied on mountains all across the world, in an attempt to find my real egg-laying mother who so coldly abandoned me. During my trips I had to routinely reject my father's requests to manage the family's various business interests while I sought to bed as many beautiful men and women as time permitted. I now rent an apartment in Antarctica (That I do not intend to buy) with my defacto partner (Who I do not intend to marry) and my great dane, Heidegger (Which I do not intend to have children with). I am a semi-professional UNO player and deserve to have my bread buttered, no matter which side it is on. - Interests
- Hacking and being a BAMF
- Location
- Upside-downia
- Gender
- Male ♂
- Occupation
- Student
- Nature
- Jolly
- Favorite Pokémon
- Scizor, Mewtwo, the Porygon family and Kabuto.
- Claims
- Pairings
- DrFuji x Fireworks
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Whelp, this is my first blog entry in the history of the internet so let's see how this works out. I doubt there will be a huge amount of activity here since I rarely post things without purpose and broadcasting things to a wide group of people just isn't my style so lol.
I'm here to regale you with a grand tale of tragedy and woe, the heights of which the great literary giants of the past would be unable to fathom. The emotions contained within my carefully chosen...
I'm here to regale you with a grand tale of tragedy and woe, the heights of which the great literary giants of the past would be unable to fathom. The emotions contained within my carefully chosen...
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