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Needs NO VMs...

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  1. DrFuji
    June 16th, 2011 04:14 AM
    DrFuji
    I saw a man burst out into song,
    to sing about his enormous schlong.
    But it's length and size,
    were nothing but lies.
    The impression he gave was wrong.

    I wrote this poem when I thought about you :)

  2. DrFuji
    June 12th, 2011 06:09 AM
    DrFuji
    He's a real nowhere man,
    Sitting in his Nowhere Land.
    Making all his nowhere plans
    For nobody.

    Doesn't have a point of view,
    Knows not where he's going to.
    Isn't he a bit like you and me?

    Nowhere Man please listen,
    You don't know what you're missing.
    Nowhere Man, the world is at your command!

    He's as blind as he can be,
    Just sees what he wants to see.
    Nowhere Man can you see me at all?

  3. DrFuji
    June 10th, 2011 05:03 AM
    DrFuji
    You spin me right round, baby, right round.
    Like a record, baby, right round, 'round 'round.

  4. DrFuji
    June 8th, 2011 01:01 PM
    DrFuji
    You don't need any VMs?

    Maaaaaaaan, that's crazy talk.

  5. DrFuji
    June 7th, 2011 07:54 PM
    DrFuji
    Darling, I, can't get enough of your love babe.
    Gurl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
    I can't get enough of your love babe.
    Oh no, babe.

    Gurl, if I could only make you see,
    And make you understand.
    Gurl, your love for me is all I need
    And more than I can stand.
    Oh well, babe.

    How can I explain all the things I feel?
    You've given me so much
    Gurl, you're so unreal.
    Still I keep loving you
    More and more each time.
    Gurl, what am I gonna do?
    Because you're blowin' my mind.

  6. G-Money
    June 6th, 2011 08:35 AM
    G-Money
    *gives a VM*

  7. DrFuji
    June 5th, 2011 06:45 AM
    DrFuji
    My name is Mike, come on let's robo-karaoke!
    Get up on the stage and sing a little ditty for me.
    All me, you know what I mean?
    I'm a karaoke machine.

    I got mikes on my head and you sing into me.
    Don't cha wanna, don't cha wanna, don't cha wanna karaoke?
    All me, you know what I mean?
    I'm a karaoke machine.

  8. DrFuji
    June 4th, 2011 08:20 AM
    DrFuji
    Spy on me baby you satellite.
    Infrared to see me move through the night.
    Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right.
    I'm gonna like the way you fight.

    Now you found the secret code I use,
    to wash away my lonely blues.
    So I can't deny or lie cause you're
    the only one to make me fly.

    Sexbomb! Sexbomb! You're a Sexbomb!
    You can give it to me, when I need to come along.
    Sexbomb! Sexbomb! You're my Sexbomb!
    And baby you can turn me on.

  9. DrFuji
    June 1st, 2011 05:33 AM
    DrFuji
    My last VM was your 1337th VM.

    That is just one example of how I am better than you.

  10. Crimson5M
    June 1st, 2011 05:14 AM
    Crimson5M
    You suck.

About Me

  • About altariaking
    Biography
    Nothing to tell tbh.
    My life story is I was born, grew up, and died.
    Wait...what?
    Interests
    I hack third gen so I'm not as important as second gen hackers. They are better than me. They are superior. Because they prefer to hack a different generation of Pokemon.
    I also like to laugh at them.
    Location
    Scotland, Lesmahagow
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Male stripper
    Nature
    Naive
    Favorite Pokémon
    Dasutodasutodasutodasutodasu.
  • Claims
    Pokémon
    All the good ones.
    Bishies
    Hahaha, Bishie, that sounds funny.
    Series
    None, I'm normal.
    Pairings
    Paired with altariaki-wait...-.-
    Songs
    You can't claim a song, there are copyright laws.
    Celebrities
    My old RE teacher.
  • Signature
    http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=253113

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  • Last Activity: November 3rd, 2012 05:34 PM
  • Join Date: December 25th, 2009
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