darkpokeball

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

944.
Call Umbr3on and diab_low and tell them to meet you in front of the store. Then, infect them both with a fatal disease and tell them if they don't get you kicked out of Wal-Mart, you won't give them the antidote.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

Not Gonna Work. *Doesn't get a fatal disease* Here, drink this! *DarkPokeball gets ADHD and dies*

I manage to stay in Perfect Condition all along! I get no disease, as I am immune.

948

Infect DarkPokeball with a fatal disease, and call Umbr30n. I will come and slap him on the face, and say "I get no disease! HAH!". When DarkPokeball dies, ask the manager to kick you out!

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

951.
Realize that Darkpokeball faked his death, call Umbr3on to infect him FOR REAL(because you don't know that Darkpokeball has been injecting himself with an antidote every single time he gets infected)and then watch as the big bad brutal fight unfolds. When the manager comes to break it up, shove him into the fray.

952.
While running from Darkpokeball and Umbr3on, who are super mad that you got them kicked out, lead them to a different Wal-Mart and ask the manager to kick them out. After that is done, lick the manager.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

Both not going to work man! Besides, you said "call Umbr3on to infect him FOR REAL" which means you're saying to CALL ME TO INFECT YOU.

955

Realise DarkPokeball actually died and say "Arron is the best guy ever!". Realise Umbr30n didn't get infected and say "Well done Arron, you once again infected DarkPokeball." Realise that Umbr30n has 10,000 antidotes and he is not afraid to use them when he's in danger, which he's not. DarkPokeball dies FOR REAL. Tell horror stories to people and tell them not to go to DarkPokeball's funeral.

956

Now that DarkPokeball is dead, run as fast as you can. Walk up to a guy who looks like Red the most and randomly throw a tennis ball at him saying "Battle initiated!". Say "Ally Celebi used Perish Song!". Then, say "Enemy Pikachu used Destiny Bond!". Then, after 3 seconds, say "Celebi fainted! Pikachu fainted!". Then, walk away (First put white paint on you everywhere) from the guy to DarkPokeball. Then, throw a tennis ball at him. When the guards take him away, watch as he is put into the sea. Walk back in the store without walking (You need to use your knees to move), and once you bump into an isle, pretend you lost your arms (Hide them). Talk to the manager and say "I am hiding.". Wait to be kicked out.

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

Watch in amusement as Umbr30n bursts into the store to return Darkpokeball to the grave and watch as Umbr30n gets kicked out because the manager remembers him.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

Not gonna work man! I'm English!

Besides, I don't get kicked out.

967

Wait 6 years for DarkPokeball to rot away and die. Plant grass over the grave so that he will be forgotten. Ask to get kicked out.

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

971.
Be the fake interviewer from step 970. Once Umbr30n gets kicked out, knock him out. Bring him back into Wal-Mart, (make sure you have a sharp knife and fork) and eat him in public. If he wakes up, just slit his throat so he won't wake up again.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

I edited the post so actually it is you who gets eaten. So, actually, I never got eaten, but you did.

974

Realise that Umbr30n hasn't been kicked out, and it was his friend Red99 dressing up as him and that you knocked him out. Umbr30n starts calling the police, and DarkPokeball is sent to Prison for eternity. Umbr30n puts Red99 in Hospital.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

970

Ask a friend to pretend to be a fake interviewer. Make it ask you several nonsense questions. He/She will ask "Are you a Boy or a Girl?", Then you must tell him "Boy". Then, he will ask "You're so b*tchy that...", where you have either three options. You could say either "I jump on my bed at night screaming MARIA!", or say "I was stupid. I actually thought Mohammad Ali was actually a Rugby player!", or say "GET THE F*CK OUT THE STORE AND GET LAID.". Then, he/she should ask "Do you believe in god?". Say either "Not right now honey, I'm currently pooping in the toilet.", or say "MAEK NIN10DOH TT64POWER NOW, YOU CRAZY SH*T! I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELIGION.", or say "I believe for a Tyrannosaur Rex with sunshades, a bow-tie and a tambourine!". Your friend should then ask you "Elevator?". Then you must say either "Erm...", or say "Ugh...", or say "Gererm...". The manager will kick you out if you say "MAEK NIN10DOH TT64POWER NOW, YOU CRAZY SH*T! I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELIGION.", "Not right now honey, I'm currently pooping in the toilet.", "I jump on my bed at night screaming MARIA!", "I believe for a Tyrannosaur Rex with sunshades, a bow-tie and a tambourine!" Or "GET THE F*CK OUT THE STORE AND GET LAID.". If you hadn't been kicked out, shout all your answers out again until the Manager does so.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

987

(Recommended) Turn the real DarkPokeball into prison. Before you get him in, a hilarious-looking Umbr30n (Funny Face, nothing else, not that special) will kick him in the inescapable cellar.

988

Be the fake interviewer from 970. Once DarkPokeball gets kicked out, knock him out. Bring him back in the Mart (Make sure you have a sharp knife and fork) and eat him in public. If he wakes up, just slit his throat so he won't wake up again. Call Umbr30n, and Umbr30n will shout "THAT'S FOR THREATENING ME, *****. You ended up eaten after all! I NEVER got eaten! Now that you are dead, everyone could have a great life! Now **** off, before you are put to sleep!". Mission succeeded, and now the argument has been officially finished.

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

1045

Tell DarkPokeball to go kill himself with Corrosive Acid.

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

1049.
Wonder exactly how melting Darkpokeball with corrosive acid will help you take over the world (see 1045, the final take over the world...) and refuse to perform it. The manager will tell you to use the acid....don't do it. He'll kick you out, peeved that you were too wimpy to melt me.