Asty, I'm purely curious, but are you in on
this? I'm just wondering because I can only imagine how much the higher ups are cracking up. I mean,
really. On the other hand, I can't quite tell if he actually thinks he's an administrator or if he's screwing with us along with the staff over there. Really, you'd think it'd be obvious that the congrats are sarcastic, but...
Aaanyway, sorry, darling, for not getting back to you sooner. I totally was not screwing around elsewhere. *whistles innocently*
On your last message...
1. Yep. I just took a browse through the active threads, and it seems like there's a bunch of one-liners, one kid trying to emulate my BOLD RED BETA review, and at least two kids who somehow dug up fics from ages and ages ago.
I guess this is the kind of thing the orange sheep was hoping for when she whined that no one was reading her version of Twilight-- I mean, uh, epic fic.
3. I'm so sexy I made you forget how to count.
Also, no, seriously, they don't. Or, at least, most writers do. Most kids in this fandom don't.
2. Proper response: None of the above. It is, in fact, "These
are dry carriages, ma'am. You're just hallucinating. And I don't exist. *dances away*"
Seriously, ah. Customers suck. They really do.
4. Only a few of them a long time ago. ;_; I'll need to reread them. Why d'you ask?
As for your earlier message:
Ooh. Do eet. And also, I keep seeing picspam of my friends' Sims 3 games. They actually look rather cool (although the faces are a bit disturbing to me... though that may just be my friends screwing around with the customization). In other words, how many months do you usually wait to get a new Sims game, m'dear?
And mmm. Fish.