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  1. Sike_Saner
    January 22nd, 2009 10:09 PM
    I thought, Now I'll make another reference to another commercial! 8D All I needed to do was decide which one.

    All my mind offered up was this:



    On a completely unrelated subject, here's this.
  2. JX Valentine
    January 22nd, 2009 08:48 PM
    JX Valentine
    I like my women vulnerable. 8D (But come now. I'm kinda like Ender, aren't I? Likes his women non-human, distant, or with a penis. Corpses count as distant, right?)

    All of those at the same time? I mean, if you did, I'd be heavily impressed, and I'd forget all about the scratch.

    Oh yes. And he curls up into a ball just before the book part because somehow, not saving the one on the screen has traumatized him for life. Meanwhile, Graff's analyzing his response to the pixel ball; the government's going, "This isn't supposed to happen!"; the buggers are like, "lol, whatever"; and Jane's going, "Somehow, this is still turning me on."

    And then, Andy discovers Pac Man...

    Oh baby. I love it when you serenade me. 8D Although, uh, half the things I say in my sleep? Totally not true. (No, I don't dream about watching fictional characters go at it.)

    Do you get a pretty weapon, and is Will Smith somehow involved? (Hell, Will Smith's somehow involved in everything. Who am I kidding?)

    Aww. As long as your hands aren't falling off, that's good enough. If I knew how to craft, I could probably make you a pair, but alas, all I can make are scarves. And they're not even good scarves, either. I can't crochet straight lines for some reason, so the end scarf comes out incredibly wavy. Probably says something about me.

    Was the milk comment at all tied with the fingers comment? XD

    I say this because of the whipped cream comment, and I assure you, I'm looking forward to those pictures. 8D

    As for the male of our threesome, darn. Ah well. More for me. *fondle!*

    We should totally recruit a replacement third, only make it a female to further break the brains of PC. Maybe invite a fourth on so we can say that PC officially has an all-female orgy.

    As for wank, looking forward to that as well. XD Although, really, I think the higher ups put up with our antics because they think it's hot. Oh, come now. You know at least one of them is watching.

    On that note, off to bed. I can has early flight tomorrow, which means I'll be able to talk to you tomorrow night, should you be on. (If not, totally fine. I'd want to watch the children of my OTP light themselves on fire for lols too. Unfortunately, my OTP's mother is Lanette, and she's a somewhat sensible, intelligent person with a decent amount of luck. Bill, on the other hand, stands six feet away from a box of matches and through an elaborate series of events, some of which may or may not involve Celio/Ash/several different Pokémon/God, somehow still manages to light himself on fire. So, the kids are, like, 50/50 here.)
  3. Sike_Saner
    January 22nd, 2009 11:34 AM
    Oh snap, yes! X3 I think every profile needs Beau flitting around, pointing, and yelling, "TARGET!" Especially since he wears little red panties while doing so.

    All chipmunks (AND PENGUINS) should have coat hangers for their adorable little coats! AND ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT.
  4. Bay Alexison
    January 22nd, 2009 11:19 AM
    Bay Alexison
    Heh, thanks for letting me know the tags problem from NE. XD

    Sorry for responding late...busy.
  5. JX Valentine
    January 21st, 2009 04:50 PM
    JX Valentine
    There's a scratch on my chest just above my right breast, and I can't for the life of me remember how I got it. For some reason my first thought upon discovering it was of you.

    *walks away whistling*
  6. Sike_Saner
    January 21st, 2009 01:53 PM
    I pondered the matter of the mysterious splodey-bird, wondering just what, exactly, could have caused such a thing to happen, and then it hit me: the Hamster Overlord destroyed that bird using psychic powers. Most of the body was basically vaporized (or "vaprotized", as I just put, which I guess refers to being hypnotized by vapors), but some feathers were left behind as a message to all other creatures: This could be you. You could be next.


    Well, Secret Bonus Points are indeed awesome. ^^ Especially since they do nothing. X3

    Oh, and I love the code your black egg has. <3
  7. JX Valentine
    January 21st, 2009 07:39 AM
    JX Valentine
    Yeah, I guess you'll have to beat up joe, Ebon, and MasterZman. Get to it!

    Yay, Jeff Goldblum herbal cures book! And yes, I miss the 90's too. It was full of bright colors, decent cartoons, and lack of censorship. ;_;

    Oh, definitely. Also, they play Pong, and it has some sort of psychological significance with Ender. Because everything has a psychological significance with Ender.

    (That's okay. I was still asleep when you came back. So, in a sense, you could say you were watching me while I was sleeping.)

    Aww. Well, that's okay. I'll just imagine your Sims setting each other on fire. =D

    As for your rants:

    Ew. Hopefully, they don't make you clean up his pee. Seriously though, ouch. *hugs* Well, at least there's better days of the week, right? And Tuesdays pass fairly quickly. I mean, after all, it is Wednesday now.

    Hmm. It sounds a bit old-fashioned and like I'm heaping more on you to do, but have you considered figuring out how to make your own? Maybe even mittens might work in this case. Either way... *rubs your hands* We can't have fingers falling off.

    XD I'd like to test that statement.

    And to your edit: Holy crap, why did I not notice that before? XD
  8. An-chan
    January 20th, 2009 01:36 PM
    I might indeed enjoy them, but you have to start spamming me with them. A lovely thing about me is that I find it very hard to start doing things, even ones that I enjoy. But that's a different matter anyway *puts it aside* Anyway, you know the anniversary of your first Enderverse fic? That's pretty cool. Kind of scary, but also very much cool. I'd like to remember anniversaries like that, but I'm terrible with dates. All I can remember are a few birthdays, the date of the day I met my fiancée (ironically, though, I can't remember the day we started going out) and the year of French revolution.

    I would start going on about it, but people who come to check on your profile might... I don't know, run away from the huge amount of text. The book has all sorts of things I'd like to talk about. I liked Novinha a lot, too, but it kind of annoyed me how such an intelligent person can be so stupid. I figure I'd do something similar-ish if I ended up in a situation like hers, but it's still annoying to read about it. I also like her kids (how can I not like them? I like Libo and I like Novinha, so their kid should be a kickass combination!), expecially Olhado. I don't know why. I just like him. And he has cool, recording eyes. Awsome.

    So, you're saying that the two next books are boring and hard to read even on your native language, and that the last one, the one that hasn't been published here yet, rocks? Cool. Well, at least it's good for my language skills. As you can see, I'm totally helpless with English and can't write it at all, so I definitely have to read those books. Yeah. Although, I wouldn't call the first two ones easy reads, either. Sure, I was done with them pretty quickly, but they were still both very much cruel and... well, they're cruel. Card apparently likes torturing his characters with taking all their loved ones away from them in all kinds of ways and adding in some horrible, horrible misunderstandings that leave everyone feeling bad. As a future biologist, I find his alien lifeforms highly interesting, though.

    I cut my hair the other day. It's short again now. I like my hair short. Can I have a cookie?
  9. Sike_Saner
    January 20th, 2009 11:38 AM
    Icicles are awesome--they're great for prodding people in the back of the neck. X3

    And what a cute picture of the future evil overlord of the entire planet that is.
  10. Ageless Irony
    January 20th, 2009 11:35 AM
    Ageless Irony
    Bluntness is hot.
    Or something.
  11. Ageless Irony
    January 19th, 2009 09:56 PM
    Ageless Irony
    This is just one of those times where I can't resist saying hi.
  12. JX Valentine
    January 19th, 2009 08:58 PM
    JX Valentine
    Will answer the length question in the Lounge, since An's wondering the same thing. XD And I wish to get my postcount up. Because I've learned I can get away with spamming.

    Who the hell buys garlic-scented shampoo? People deathly afraid of vampires? (Note that I'm not saying a thing about mayonnaise. Oh, I've spent too much time paying attention to old wives' solutions. Remember back in the 90's, when there was this commercial with a guy who I swear to God looked a little like Jeff Goldblum attempting to sell a book about home solutions that involved things like taking care of bee stings with butter and tomatoes? I was not smoking a thing as a child, I swear.)

    Also, Angel thought he was gay? I was certain he thought Andy was a chick. I mean, Andy gets pregnant often enough. As for you obviously being a man, don't you know that there's really no women on the internets? (Except for porn sites, and even that's sometimes questionable.)

    About Card singing "Natural Woman," try this: Card singing "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." In falsetto. While dressed as Shania Twain. (Just imagine Card in a red wig and leopard print dress.)

    As for the crossover... yes. XD Just yes. It needs to happen. And there needs to be chair throwing involved.

    Now, just imagine that man named Steve actually being our lovely admin.

    Also, why does this make me think of Celebrity Jeopardy with PC staff?

    Beachy: "I'll take 'The Rapist' for $400."

    Now, we just have to figure out what's up with the ? Unown. Maybe it's just a ! Unown that got abused a little too much?

    Also, the answer to your question about LJ is "yes."

    Seriously, because you were going to talk about fandom, and I wanted to see what you had to say. And by "say," I mean "have your Sims do with the intent on being dirty."
  13. .inLOVE
    January 19th, 2009 02:55 PM
    Thanks so much!

    It's fine. I have a lot of teacher work to.... I just HATE it.

    I'm great! Just trying to enjoy the cool weather even though it's annoying. How about you?
  14. JX Valentine
    January 18th, 2009 10:05 PM
    JX Valentine
    Bahahaha! And watch the view count jump another 100 points in the next two days...
  15. Sike_Saner
    January 18th, 2009 09:42 PM
    O_O *emits potentially lethal amount of covet-rays*

    Yes, I think I shall have your climate copied and pasted over this one. X3

    Whites and purples are fairly common, yes. And with regards to the purple eggs, I think another part of what might be causing them to appear on the AP as frequently as they do is the fact that they always produce female dragons--perhaps some, maybe even most of them are being released by people whose scrolls don't have as many breedable males as they want/need.

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