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  1. Alli
    January 12th, 2009 02:01 PM
    Alli
    -cough- But I changed my avatar, so bask in that glory now.
  2. Sike_Saner
  3. An-chan
    January 11th, 2009 12:03 PM
    An-chan
    Astinus, Astinus! *runs in waving her hand* I read the whole book now! I really loved it! I think it was better than Game and also a bit more cruel, although I missed it how you could get insinde Ender's head in that one. Speaker didn't really let me inside his head that much, which is a pity, because I loved venturing in that little, messed-up head of his. I just finished the book last night so I could probably go on about it for several pages. Thus, I'm going to cut it short and say no more.

    Next up is Xenocide. It makes me a bit intimidated for two reasons: first of all, it's the last book they translated. After that, I'll have to read the following books in English and try to guess which things and creatures are which... Also, I've heard a lot about Xenocide. Most notably there's a XKCD comic strip about it. I don't know if you've seen it and I really don't have the energy to find it for you, but it suggests that Xenocide sucks. I don't really believe it, though, but it still makes me rather intrigued...

    It might be kind of stupid to babble so much about these books to you, I figure you've heard and said it all a thousad times before. Sorry if I bore you or something, but I guess you of all people can understand why I'm so damn excited Sorry anyway ^-^
  4. Alli
    January 10th, 2009 09:45 PM
    Alli
    Yes. Bask in the glory that is MY AVATAR. I found a decent looking picture of Skye, and I am a happy camper. ;o;

    And stapler sex is fun. You should try it.
  5. JX Valentine
    January 10th, 2009 11:55 AM
    JX Valentine
    My dear, would you be at all willing to tell Camisado what you look like, even in terms of "this is my internets avatar"? She drew fanart of most of the Satellite crew and said she couldn't do you because she has no idea what you look like. So, now, I can't bribe the dear girl into doing hentai for us.
  6. JX Valentine
    January 9th, 2009 10:21 AM
    JX Valentine
    Oh, I'm sure they've all read it with hands in their pants, but then realized that you were telling them how to review.

    XD They must not have been reading too thoroughly, then.

    Perhaps, however, I can solve that problem by randomly changing the title to things that make no sense.

    Perhaps the next one will be "I have no pants!"?

    When I first saw the epilogue of Adventure 02, Takeru's mullet/shag/wtf haircut scared me. Enough so that it took me many years afterward to pair his son with Ender. And then I couldn't watch that epilogue without laughing!

    But the mullet is all-powerful!

    Oh dear gods...I just found out that Takeru has rainbows in his writing office. Rainbows on his computer screen, rainbows for his book covers...and no keyboard for his computer. o_o How does he type?!

    Rainbow magic. Clearly.

    Oh wait. Bizarre time warp pairing in my mind: thirty-six-year-old Andy and thirty-six-year-old Takeru. I don't even want to get into how that works. But they can be homogenized together! <3

    Yeah, but how would Angel feel about all this? (Maybe he'd be filming it?)

    Sometimes, it scares me that I didn't see the Taito when I watched Digimon.

    Oh, I wouldn't worry. The first time I watched Digimon, I didn't actually see the two of them in a romantic relationship. I only saw that sort of obligatory male rivalry that pops up a lot in anime. Only a few years later when I learned about the wonders of yaoi did I look back and go, "Hey. Wait a minute..."

    Oh, you know you love me more drugged up. But it's me being normal that I'm more willing to be kinky. Because right now, in between both forms, I have a headache.

    Ouch. ;_; *pets* Well, on the other hand, you get pretty creative in either extreme.

    And don't feel bad. It took me many many years to finally pronounce "Quim" correctly. I'm still not sure if I'm pronouncing it right or if my accent's off.

    Thanks for helping the mental voice out there (with the pronunciation of "Achilles"). Still, I get the feeling I'll just follow you in struggling with pronouncing that. Or Quim. XD Yeah, I read the lengthy "how to pronounce Portuguese" guide at the beginning of Speaker thoroughly several times. I can't even pronounce Marcao (one of his actual examples) correctly. It just comes out a little like the breed of parrot (which isn't even spelled similarly, so I don't know where that came from).

    MY MILK IZ PASTEURIZED YAY!

    So, does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

    Disclaimer: I just ate a bag of nachos and a jar of salsa. I must either plan yaoi, or explode in flames. 8D

    Well, if you burst into flames, remember to hug several people on this board right afterwards.
  7. Sike_Saner
    January 7th, 2009 10:08 PM
    Sike_Saner
    ..."Two" makes me think of "two plus eight is ten" every time. X3
  8. Alli
    January 7th, 2009 02:20 PM
    Alli
    What else? Writing! =D

    Oh, of course. Vespera's house is all pink and has a sensual feeling to it. Merit's house is a bit more dudeish. I don't know what I'll do with it, yet. His money normally goes to pets, but right now, it's kind of a Stevie room. xD I dunno what to do with Alex and Kaleb's though. ;o; What do guy lovers like? D: I've decided that Kaleb is bisexual, but doesn't like to admit it and never shows it off in public, and Alex is straight up gay and lets the world know. Ain't it SWEET?! :'D

    It has to be an evil night. O.O
  9. Sike_Saner
    January 6th, 2009 02:52 PM
    Sike_Saner
    Delicious, delicious babies...
  10. .inLOVE
    January 6th, 2009 12:53 PM
    .inLOVE
    The art is really pretty. Very classic and detailed.

    That is good. Longer hours kill me. Especially because they're not just longer, they're loooooooooooonger. xD

    I hate that. They don't ever listen to us language teachers. Especially the German teacher. Maybe because there's this new principal who's a real pain.
  11. JX Valentine
    January 6th, 2009 09:29 AM
    JX Valentine
    XD How many FFLers, I wonder, read through about five paragraphs before realizing that I'm not actually offering sex? And ooh.

    You know, I love Digimon. People keep insisting that it's just a Pokémon rip-off, but clearly, they have not seen the yaoi. And I don't just mean with Takeru, either. (Oh, Taito. I remember you fondly.) As for liking thirty-six-year-old men who are just a little on the homogenized side, it's because homogenized men are clearly more adorable. And clean.

    Which goes to prove that normal!Asty is more insane than nosleep!stuffed-up!wantstodie!Asty.

    *whistles innocently and stops drugging Asty's tea*

    I can't read the name Bonzo in any other way now. It's always the Spanish way for me now.

    See, I wish I could think like that because as soon as Ender came in and read the name as he did, that was it for me. XD

    Out of curiosity, how do you pronounce Achilles French-style?

    Card had five kids.

    I was about to say I'd feel sorry for any children he had, but now I'd feel like a terrible, terrible person, considering two died.

    So he writes about humans being married to aliens, wanks when people don't like his "gays are icky!" spiels, and has an obsession with dragons.

    Now all he has to do is get rabid fangirls who start wank everywhere they go, and he'd be set!

    ...Oh wait.

    As for Milk = Rape, that's one wank I was trying to forget about. XD Ah, BJ. You're an endless source of amusement.

    So... HOMOGENIZED. PASTEURIZED. YAY.

    8D to digitalrewind.

    And of course I'm stuck on dial-up until the end of the month. XD Oh, being home.
  12. Sike_Saner
    January 5th, 2009 05:12 PM
    Sike_Saner
    It's frustrating, in a way, seeing him there and not being able to bash his brains in for a Secret Bonus Point. X3

    XD I offended a piece of food. X3 Hey, that taco should be grateful that we didn't turn on him, because we so could have. That was an omnivorous species I was playing as there. (Albeit also a very slow one... X3)

    Of course, it might have been that taco's lifelong dream to be eaten. One hopes so; it'd suck to go around looking like food and not being at peace with that, I'd imagine. Well, if I did dash that taco's dreams by not having my three-headed worm guys have it for lunch... uh, sorry? X3

    Heh, I think I lured one of the taco creatures over to a frelling epic creature for the huge, horrible thing to play with (read: murder horribly 8D), too. I did the same thing with the young of my own species in that game. X3

    Hey, what do you expect? The babies have lower HP, and there's an achievement earned by letting enough of your allies get killed. XD;

    Yes, I am just horrible in general to my allies in that game. X3

    I just had to name a dragon that. X3 I have some other... shall we say, interesting dragon names in mind, too. And yes, DC leetle trees are love.

    Oh, and where it says "Emblems" on your profile, I thought it said "Enemies". O.o
  13. Sike_Saner
  14. JX Valentine
    January 5th, 2009 01:13 PM
    JX Valentine
    That's flipping awesome. XD And I see the view count mysteriously went up by 100 since yesterday.

    Yeah, I started wondering about that since you told me. Maybe Bonzo was really just a metaphor for clowns? I kept misreading his name, at least.

    Does this man by any chance have children of his own? God help them if he does.

    XD Well, on the positive side, he's at least not as bad as that chick who writes vampire-human shippy fics, the other chick who wrote **** vampire smut and then wanked about getting bad reviews, or the one guy who wrote the Chosen One fanfiction about dragons. (Come to think of it, there's a lot of published authors who are just as bad as fanfiction writers. XD)

    So, okay, now all we have to do is start saying I'm so homogenized for you?
  15. Ageless Irony
    January 5th, 2009 05:46 AM
    Ageless Irony
    We were having stapler sex
    It's the cool new form of sex all the teens are having these day.
    ;D

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