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  1. Sike_Saner
    July 15th, 2008 2:10 AM
    Indeed, dry mango-printed underwear is not very effective on anything. One glance at any type chart will tell a person that.

    I am now imagining a "Big Mouth Billy Bass"-style novelty item (or as I sometimes call it, "Big Billy Bass Face") along the lines of an animatronic, rubber fish on a wall-mountable plaque, a fish that cries, "WONDER!" at the push of a button. Said fish also smells like artificial avocado scent (and cheap artificial avocado scent, at that), which is to say that it barely even really smells like real avocadoes. At any rate, that scent wears off of Big Billy Bass Face the Wonder Fish pretty quickly, leaving it to smell like rubber and then like nothing.

    XD Awesome. Your hamster apparently has more interesting dreams than my cats seem to--at most, they might twitch or kick and whine or cackle very softly in their sleep. Oh, and sometimes they appear to be dreaming about suckling.
  2. Sike_Saner
    July 11th, 2008 1:15 AM
    "Man goes"... XD Now I'm always going to read it that way, too. X3;

    About the mango-printed underwear... Should it perhaps be soaked in something first? (And could that question sound any more wrong? XD; Actually, wait. Don't answer that one; I know perfectly well that it could sound vastly worse. X3;) The reason I ask is because wet cloth (I assume for some reason [probably because it's four in the "morning" and I really probably have no business thinking upon such complex and greatly important matters at such an hour] that the mango-printed underwear [which, I kid you not, I just typed up as "underwart"] is made from cloth of some kind) can make quite an interesting sound when it strikes a person. I don't know whether the sound that the striking-with-underwear makes is important to you, but if so, the matter of whether or not said underwear will be dry might be one to consider.

    Of course, I can't help but reckon that the underwear would be damp anyway since it'd be wielded by fish. (You know, I never thought I'd actually have a reason to refer to anything or anyone as "wielding" underwear. XD) Then again, maybe the rules are different for avocado-flavored fish. Maybe they need no water. Maybe... they only need someone to believe in them.
  3. Sike_Saner
    July 10th, 2008 7:55 PM
    Is there anything in particular with which you would prefer for me to smack you? :3
  4. Ludger
    July 10th, 2008 3:24 PM
    It just makes me sick if I eat it too fast.

    Your stomach sounds odd...then again, my stomach withstood water with salt, pepper, sugar, and hot pepper juice twice...so I don't know who's is weirder. xD
  5. Ludger
    July 10th, 2008 2:47 PM
    I had the strangest feeling you didn't like it. xD

    No. I mean felling. The strangest felling you didn't like popcorn.

    And if it makes you feel better...I have to eat chocolate slowly...or else. D:
  6. Ludger
    July 10th, 2008 2:38 PM

    Lash and I need to know how you like your popcorn...or if you even like it in general.
  7. Lash
    July 10th, 2008 11:46 AM
    Being able to do that would make a person internet-invincible. Perfectly pulling such a feat would be fun.

    And, don't you find it hilarious when people use their age as an excuse for their pitiful fanfiction?
  8. Ludger
    July 9th, 2008 6:48 AM
    D: I just made the most horrid noise ever. I should've recorded it. Anyway...I think I'm just going to stay away from that story. :x

    Yes. Yes there are. But your bald guy broke the chain. :<
  9. Lash
    July 9th, 2008 1:46 AM
    Cool, a fanfic that uses large, bolded fonts! Oy, serious eye bleeder.

    Is it natural for any fic writer who used to be a skip through the flowerfields type to suddenly turn into sort of a sarcastic/narcissistic (whichever word is more appropriate for the situation) prick towards those with inferior writing skills?
  10. BeachBoy
    July 8th, 2008 9:59 PM
    Haha, I thought you'd like it. Though, I didn't really understand it. XD

    For my (former) usertitle, I got this. And for my username I get the infamous band.
  11. Gummy
    July 8th, 2008 4:27 PM
    It's really just the ones when you comment about some users (that will remain unnamed) from both SPPf and PC.
  12. BeachBoy
    July 8th, 2008 2:31 AM
    "Akal is not a fixed, unmoving substance, but the dynamic spiritual principle of the entire cosmic existence. The phenomenal world emanates from the Spirit, and the Spirit permeates the world. Akal in Sikh weltanschauung is not mere consciousness, bland and void, but is the Creative Spirit, as the expression Karta Purakh implies. In other words, creativity is the core of Akal. And it is creativity that is manifest in the dimension of Kal. Acting through Time, the Timeless One creates worlds and beings of the worlds. It is through creativity that the Timeless One transforms itself from nirgun to sargun, from the aphur state into saphur state, from the pre-creation sunn, or dormant essence, into cosmic existence."

    No more searching "The Timeless One" for me. XD
  13. JX Valentine
    July 7th, 2008 7:28 AM
    JX Valentine
    Yeah. *facepalm* I'm kinda thinking of introducing a new rule that states that we can discuss anything as long as we're talking about OT stories in general. I kinda figured that was a given, but...

    Eh, I got used to the amount of stupid after awhile. It's just something that you gotta love about PFU. It's like SPPf, only with a hell of a lot less wank. (Sure, we get wank, but we don't get wank. Not that often, at least.)

    Not much. Plot bunnies running through my mind, and work is essentially eating my soul. Pretty much the usual.

    And you other than the fact that a spider is trying to rape you?
  14. Gummy
    July 6th, 2008 10:21 AM

    Your journal has everything I've wanted to say but never had the balls to say it. I have new found respect for you.
  15. Ludger
    July 6th, 2008 5:37 AM
    Pants. That is the best word EVER.

    Mango Mangossssssssssss. Mongoooosssssssseeeeeeeee. MANGOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!

    Underwear? On a mango? ...Lets try it!

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