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  1. JX Valentine
    June 10th, 2008 7:59 PM
    JX Valentine
    Oh snap. I didn't actually notice that last attempt. XD Skimming through, the entire breakfast thing kinda reminds me of Digimon 2: The Return of Digimon. ("He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.")

    Oh snap. XD Post or send the responses when you get them?

    As for redneck-speaking Raikou, le awesome. =D I can't wait to see it. Also, yes, <3 for mpreg. Especially mpreg crack. XD (What cracky fangirl dreams might these be?)

    Regarding Dragonite, nuh-uh. It's totally a saber-toothed tiger. Because if you can compare a horse to a cow, then surely a lizard is a mammal!

    Why not try both? You can start by having the Sneasel look out towards the legendary from a tree of magnificence. Before a 232-pound Pokemon ninjas its way over and bites Sneasel's tail.

    (Response is partway through. I'm trying to find a way to respond to the part about the Dominator without sounding like an idiot. XD)
  2. JX Valentine
    June 10th, 2008 7:18 PM
    JX Valentine
    Aww, I was kinda hoping that was just some n00b trying to write a brand new stereotypical OT story with a self-insert/Gary Stu bearing an improbable name.

    Awesome. I'll have to admit that it ticks me off a little that the twerp's getting rave reviews when he didn't write the thing. That and he really thinks he can dupe not only one staff but two.

    As for a parody, I'm very tempted now, but I think Farla can do better. XD My parodies end up being taken seriously. On the other hand, I do need to answer that FFC prompt... (Oh, come on. The prompt is "birth." That either yields angst, Pokemon hatching, bad attempt at being deep, logical birth fic, or mpreg. And as hilarious mpreg would be, I really don't think anyone else except my LJ friendslist would agree.)

    Also also, oh, absolutely. Because if you've got to go down, you might as well go down sounding pretentious.

    My personal favorite quote, though, has to do with whether or not dragons are real:

    Mind you, I don't know how you can say dragons are such a better model, when dragons don't actually exist.

    I'd really like to see what he thinks Dragonite is. Or most of the legendaries.
  3. JX Valentine
    June 10th, 2008 4:34 PM
    JX Valentine
    Side note, but you may want to check out this story compared to this one. I wouldn't have bothered looking into it... until I caught him plagiarizing on PFU.

    And yeah, for some reason, PC goes boom all the time with me whenever I want to send a message too. I just thought it was my connection. O_o

    As to the kid wanting to find deep meaning... I dunno, Astinus. Should I counter this with a parody? ("The night sky was black, like Pikachu's SOUL.")

    And as for Charizard being a T-Rex... wow. XD Just... wow.
  4. Shrike Flamestar
    June 10th, 2008 1:41 PM
    Shrike Flamestar
    Tracking you down is a pain, you realize that? Can't leave a visitor message on Serebii, can't PM you there, changed name here, my old account which I pretty much didn't use was purged or something... How can you expect me to reply to your message if you make it so hard? :D Luckily for you I'm just so persistent.

    Yes, my profile over there (and likely here too since unless I make up my mind on rather to post TFC and now TRINITY here or not I probably won't be posting here at all) is quite lonely. I'm a lonely soul, woe is me. The fact that I pretty much never post outside of the fanfic forum and only there ever few months or so probably doesn't help.

    *Pokes your bold, blue name* I bet you're proud, it really suits you. You really helped me in my early stages where I still needed to work out my grammar, and for that I'll forever be thankful.

    Tch, I've had a lack of time to write for some of the same reasons you lack time to read. Just substitute "modding" for "admining a community that can't seem to last one day without some big drama coming up." Yes, I'm pretty sure you know what one that is. I've been drifting away from there though and at the same time my desire to write has been coming back. Coincidence? Perhaps.

    ...I take so long to post chapters that it's no surprise to me that I lose readers every once in a while anyways since they have no clue that I'm even still alive seeing as I don't post elsewhere on the forums. But I don't care if I don't get many reviews as it's not what I write for. *nods*

    Have a good time modding here :D
  5. Avey
    June 10th, 2008 8:56 AM
    Dragonfree is a hero. What a link, Astinus, what a link.
  6. JX Valentine
    June 10th, 2008 4:38 AM
    JX Valentine
    @ the quote box fic: Oh, WTF. What gave him the remote idea that that was how to write a story?

    @ Munchlax: Exactly! And tree branches can support its weight as it launches itself from tree to tree, hurtling itself through the air, diving towards the Aipom! And oh yes. Honey jiggles all over the place, baby.

    @ the review guide: Oh, Jesus Christ. I really hope no one listens to this kind of blind pretentiousness, and if anyone does and comes over here or PFU, remind me to beat them upside the head with my own review guide. God bless Dragonfree, though. Seriously, God bless her. We need, like, a flipping choir of angels to come down and make her a saint.

    And yeah, I realize how ironic it is to talk about an atheist like that.


    "that every word an author pens is carefully chosen"

    Someone has a little too much faith in the writers of the Pokemon fandom.
  7. JX Valentine
    June 9th, 2008 10:21 PM
    JX Valentine
    Look, Astinus! A 232-pound, dark-blue Pokemon in an orange tree has somehow become a ninja! Look at its l33t ninja skills as it jumps from branch to branch without making a sound whatsoever!

  8. JX Valentine
    June 9th, 2008 8:15 PM
    JX Valentine
    Aww. I couldn't hate you. A lot of the stuff I actually agree with, but to avoid revealing them to anyone else who might be reading your profile (HAY GUYS ASTINUS SAYS SHE WEARS A SKIMPY BIKINI WHEN SHE'S ON THE COMPUTER), I'll just have to say which points I mean in the PM response. XD

    Also, oh yes. It would be better than long PMS. Long PMS would make me want to cut out my uterus. With a blunt knife. Not sure if that would actually help matters at all, but...

    Also also, oh snap. XD I saw that thing was rated one star, but then I was like, "Hmm. Fry my brain now or later?"

    And so, I'm headed out to fry my brain now. Right after I smack someone with that I key they seem to like abusing.
  9. JX Valentine
    June 9th, 2008 7:41 PM
    JX Valentine
    Would you believe I'm actually working on a response to your PM, but long PM is long? XD

    Excuses aside, gasp! But did you fall into an unknown body of water and have a squirtle save you?

    Ha. That will never get old, will it? Nor will authors pretending to be brothers because someone can't take concrit. Oh, Pokemon fandom and your drama.
  10. Ludger
    June 4th, 2008 6:10 AM
    I think I joined there a week before here...just cause I've visited the main site for years. But, I get on here more often. But yeah...I have to yell at everyone. I hate it when random people I don't know look at my profile.

    Fettuccine Alfredo with tuna. Oh...and my sister wants me to tell you that she helped...(with two things. O_O)
  11. Lash
    June 3rd, 2008 2:29 PM
    1337 stuff is all over the place! One time, through Exp Share, a traded Pokemon of mine got 1337 exp XD Gaining more experience through traded Pokemon, ftw!
  12. Lash
    June 3rd, 2008 1:42 PM

    Proof that you are a cool mod.
  13. Ludger
    June 3rd, 2008 1:21 PM
    xD Nice. On Serebii, I comment myself to yell at everybody that I don't know who keeps looking at my profile.

    The Toot...I grew up calling it that. xD She is in another castle! I will remember that one... Oh...Wild Root Fossil appeared! You Caught the Wild Root Fossil! Would you like to name the caught Wild Missingno? What? Wild Missingno. is evolving! Congratulashons! Your Wild Missingno. evolved into EGG! What? EGG is hatching? Congratulashions!! Aerodactyl hatched from the EGG!

    I thought of that at dinner time last night! 8D
  14. Ludger
    June 3rd, 2008 1:14 PM
    For a second I thought I wasn't cool enough. xD It also involves using a magic flute(aka: The Toot) and going to world 8 to beat up Bowser and rescue Princess Zelda. O_O After he defeats Lance...who just so happens to have Yellow...-evil laugh-

    ...OMG. Everybody does that when I'm commenting them. They look at their entire comment conversation with me. My pair did that like...three times the other day. xD
  15. Ludger
    June 3rd, 2008 1:03 PM
    Oh, and what are the rules for parodies?

    I've apparently got oneshots coming out the wazzu...so yeah. It involves a kid named Mercedes Benz Over Jr. III starting his adventure with his evil archenemy ONIONS.

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