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  1. Sike_Saner
    September 20th, 2011 8:46 AM
    This is the favorite pastime of HANK hillS!

    Or will be until they inevitably get the ropes of their Wacky Whooing Stunfisk all tangled up together. Then it will be a very sad, whooless day.

    The story of how the ropes get disentangled will take five episodes to tell.
  2. JX Valentine
    September 19th, 2011 5:21 PM
    JX Valentine
    *changes her avatar* INDEED IT WAS, BY THE WAY.
  3. Sike_Saner
    September 18th, 2011 9:12 PM
    When I looked at that, I immediately thought of these things. So basically I'm imagining that image accompanied by the sound that those tubes make. It's pretty amazing.

    Also, he is the HANK hillS.
  4. Sike_Saner
    September 18th, 2011 3:47 PM
    So beautiful.

    So magnificent.
  5. Sike_Saner
    September 17th, 2011 7:59 PM
    Stunfisk'd skin: Best ever or best ever?
  6. JX Valentine
    September 15th, 2011 9:44 PM
    JX Valentine

    And also Skunter. Which is kinda confusing, but hey.

    First thought about what you said concerning not being able to sticky that thread: oh, PC. You try to be mobile friendly with that theme and all, but alas. And I get why the mobile theme doesn't quite work, but it still amuses me immensely.

    Second thought:

    Your hero, Jax, gets stuck to chairs.
    "Bill gets stuck to chairs? :V"

    And then I thought, "Well, he gets stuck to a lot of things."

    And then I thought about Andy and Bill and bars, and I stopped right there before my mind went any further.

    THANKS FOR CORRUPTING ME, ASTY. I apparently can't think about Bill doing something dirty without thinking about Andy anymore. For some reason.

    It's Pinkie Pie screaming "HELP!" So just imagine me standing in the aisle with a screaming pony in danger.
    And an old lady passes by trying to get to the canned peas.

    It's okay to talk about ponies! Ponies are full of rainbows and glitter, so it's always a good subject!

    The only fun thing to do in the entire state is drive around and find out how many businesses have left Connecticut and yet are still in business in every other state.
    Wait, what? I thought everyone in Connecticut went yachting on the weekends they weren't playing polo or tennis! Why must you make my entire life a lie, Asty?

    At least your stories had a plot.
    Haha plot.

    Serenity's keyboard sounds like it's been taking hints from my keyboard and mouse. Both will just randomly stop working for a few seconds without warning, so I'll be typing along happy as can be, glance back, and see that there are letters missing everywhere.
    Pretty much. :| Serenity's mouse also does this weird thing where it sticks, like she thinks I'm trying to scroll using the "drag the page around" method. Which is hella annoying while trying to browse the interwebs, let me tell you.

    And yes, Bill and Lanette are like Andy and Angel, I suppose. Only Bill isn't popping out babies that set fire to things or destroy the neighborhood in fits of sparkles.

    OR MORE APPROPRIATELY, LIKE US. Because you do the Jackass things, and I go :|. Which is hilarious because I still remember how I jumped to touch the tree for no apparent reason other than "THIS IS ME WHEN I'M HYPER," and you went, "Really? :|"

    You have not been fired yet because by comparison, you're probably the only person who knows how to do your job. :V

    Re, Card on Shakespeare: ...So. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. I'm guessing that to write a straight version of Hamlet, he just didn't include them, right?

    I have to admit, I'm terrified to read the response. Because arguments about pro-/anti-gay kinda make me want to crawl under a table and hide there.

    Unless it's with that one lovely who asked about Straight Pride Parades. Then it's hilarious.

    P.S. I forgot yesterday was Thursday, so I'll text-spam you tomorrow when I'm done getting drunk! :D
  7. IanDonyer
    September 15th, 2011 3:59 AM

    New chapter of le FFVI fic is out. Admittedly, it feels a bit lacking, but I hope you enjoy it all the same.
  8. JX Valentine
    September 12th, 2011 10:11 PM
    JX Valentine
    Proper response to come when I'm not applying for jobs, but:

    Maybe you just like seeing me in leather.

    Yeah. Get that image out of your mind now.
    Asty, the alternative was imagining you in a sailor fuku. :(
  9. JX Valentine
    September 8th, 2011 1:13 PM
    JX Valentine
    Aaaaand... something for you to exercise your modly powers over!

    I need to text-spam you sometime, but I've been so lazy about searching for a job lately. :(
  10. assassinjay1229
    September 7th, 2011 6:15 PM
    Well I suppose I could've but I was only looking at a friends poems and thought i'd never be in poems again I don't nessisarly like poems xD
  11. assassinjay1229
    September 7th, 2011 5:14 PM
    well you couldve just told me and I would've you didn't have to delete my post >.<
  12. assassinjay1229
    September 7th, 2011 4:40 PM
    How is saying I like someones poems spam?
  13. JX Valentine
    September 6th, 2011 11:57 AM
    JX Valentine

    I CAN WAIT. *sits eagerly*
  14. Jönne
    September 6th, 2011 8:28 AM
    I see, thanks, thought so from all the Pokemon FFs but just checking
  15. JX Valentine
    September 6th, 2011 8:19 AM
    JX Valentine
    To reply to your text (which I didn't notice until, like, 1 AM because I'm a massive derp who keeps forgetting that I turned off sound and vibration on my cell): it's going pretty well. I've settled in, my classes start this evening, and I'm currently applying for all kinds of jobs to add a little cash to the kitty. It's finally cooling down, so I'm not dying. And! I love exploring this city. I really do. There's all kinds of awesome things to do, so it's not like Pittsburgh where I'm stuck in one place and where it takes only a day to take in everything that's worth seeing.

    Only downside, really, is that I'm terrified I'm going to run low on cash, so I really need to find a job within the next two weeks.


    It's awesome that you're feeling better, by the by. ♥ Sometimes, yeah, just taking off is enough to get you back on your feet.

    Also, magic ponies.

    Yeah... At first I was all "let me look down at you, peon matt. you need to get out of my way!" and then I looked at the gif a bit better and was highly disturbed. It was a mad dash to find another gif, and I wanted to use a new one instead of pulling out an old one. So...Feeny.
    Hahahaaaa, oh realizing that you've made terrible, terrible mistakes in hindsight.

    Or Notepad. Notepad.
    Like all those lovely new kids who think that's a suitable means for writing fic? OKAY!

    At this moment, I would like to take the time to tell you that I'm eating the first thing I've eaten all day, and it's Doritos. I get the feeling I'm doing this nutrition thing horribly wrong. (Yay, scruvy!)


    TRUE STORY: The first story I wrote on a computer was done on MS Paint. If I remember correctly, it was about this family who was marooned on this deserted island, and I don't remember the rest, but I think whales were involved.

    I was eight at the time and didn't understand Microsoft Works, so.

    But that's how Microsoft thinks they can get you. Need a word processor? Buy Word! And you have to keep buying new versions of Word, otherwise it won't work on your computer!
    Yeeeeah, screw that. I managed to get my copy of Word 2003 that I've had since two laptops ago to work on this one. Which I guess makes me awesome.

    Give your money to Gates!
    I feel like it's appropriate to link you to this at this point, and I don't know why.

    (If I ever get arrested, I'm totally being a badass and treating my mugshot like a yearbook photo too. Way to go, Mr. Gates. I am in fact impressed.)

    You must find all the people at Emerson that look like douchebags: men, traffic-cone lady, and those creepy people sitting at a table with laptops (I kind of refreshed Emerson's website several times looking for Douchey White Man and found my list of people to punch growing). When you find them, yell "IN THE NAME OF ASTINUS!" and then punch them.

    Side note, but now, whenever I think of "IN THE NAME OF ASTINUS," I think "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL."

    That's right. I don't even think of "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON." Because apparently, my mind wants to jump right to the fandom I was never in as opposed to one of my main fandoms. :| Way to go, brain. Way to go.

    Also: My new laptop's keyboard has this habit of not producing a letter occasionally despite the fact that I struck the key for it. For example, it seems to like assuming that I'm saying "te," and no fewer than six words in this paragraph had to be retyped because they were missing letters. :| THANKS, NEW TECHNOLOGY.

    I almost miss Eureka, but at least this one doesn't die on me when I try to run something big.

    I read through the conversation today, and I still don't get it. But I think he won't stop until you say that he's completely right because there's always a way to write fics his way and don't say otherwise because you're just not smart enough to understand it!
    Okay, so it's not just me who thought that comment made no sense in the context of the conversation.

    In any case, he can just sit there with no response from me because, honestly, the hell am I supposed to say to him? :/ "Oh yes, you're right for throwing in a point that has nothing to do with what we've been saying and actually misses the point of everything I've been trying to tell you?"

    I DON'T KNOOOOOOW. Why do I end up in VM conversation with kids like that? I mean, SPPf has its share of hilarity too.

    Because you are female.

    And then my keyboard missed two letters, and suddenly the quote tag became [que]. Yes, Serenity, that would be my thoughts exactly.

    He'd probably go over the 140 character limit all the time.

    Here's that comic, btw. His expression in the third panel is cracking me up.
    Yes. Yes, he would. And then he'd split his tweets up into multiple tweets, and Bebe would be the first to say, "GODDAMNIT BILL GO OUTSIDE." ಠ_ಠ

    Also! I have actually seen that comic before. XD It's strange, but you're actually the second person who showed me, and I had to tell the first one that, yes, I'm that obsessed to go trawling through dA for fanart now and then.

    ...And I'm frequently disappointed, but I still do it. I don't know why! Seriously, I have not found anything that wasn't unrelated, badfic, "art," or self-insert shenanigans in literally years. :|

    But oh well.

    In any case, that is basically my headcanon for what Bill and Lanette's relationship with each other is like.

    Bill: "(insert some kind of ridiculous idea here)"
    Lanette: "Why don't you just (insert a completely sane and logical idea here)?"
    (Insert significant pause here.)
    Bill: "...But then what would we do with the elephants?"


    Which means that putting these two in the same room and getting them drunk (in that order) would be hilarious.

    Maybe Card is...

    I can't even finish that thought.
    Unfortunately, Bill isn't fascinated by the ambiguously homosexual relationships between young boys.

    He's too fascinated by Pokémon, if you know what I mean. *shot*

    Hahahahaha...ha. This reminds me of me. I went to an all-white Catholic school, grew up in an all-white neighborhood. You can only imagine how sheltered I was.

    So maybe you-know-who will maybe learn some new things maybe if she gets told these things. Maybe.
    I hope so, but somehow I doubt it. I mean, did you have that sense of hardcore denial?

    Also, I feel like she's a bit on the slow side. But I honestly don't know what kinds of disabilities she has, so I'm not sure if I can say that. But yeah, I feel like she genuinely doesn't have much in the way of comprehension skills (reading, actually understanding social norms, et cetera).

    If I only had some balls~
    Do do dee do dee do!

    I'd be better than any damsel
    Any argument I could handle
    If I only had some balls~


    Just a quick question, but you don't have classes Monday night, do you?
    This is correct. And maybe next time, I'll actually have some sound on, so I won't be like, "DERP IT'S 1 AM AND I'M JUST SETTING MY ALARM CLOCK BUT OH HEY I HAVE A TEXT FROM THREE HOURS AGO."

    Hey sexy lady.

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    In case it wasn't obvious, my life pretty much revolves around Ender's Game and all other Orson Scott Card books.
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