AlexOzzyCake

I DON'T KNOW THERE'S TOO MUCH HAPPENING. You now have a VM and a PM to reply to and another PM to write omg. I think I'll go with writing your crush PM first and then I can reply to that while you VM and I'll reply to your VM while you reply to my crush PM. Yes, that makes sense. GO GO GO.

WELL BASICALLY I'm like hitting them with one of my shovels and I'm like "this is so not fab" and stuff and then they're about to engulf me and the screen goes black with "-SEXY RESULTS-" written and when the image comes back I'm standing there entirely naked and oiled up but with my shovel conveniently covering my private parts and also the worms have disappeared. So yes, it is left up to the viewer's interpretation!

OK, us being actually good parents sounds good! And if one of us has twins we can be mean to the third wheel because NOBODY (*stern face*) will care about that one. Yes.

Republic! Sorry to disappoint. But yes sure you can find out via PM, give me another HOUR or so to complete replying to this hahaha. And it's because it was a forum friend from China (but living in NI) who was gone to China for like two weeks and I totally forgot he was gone! I'm terribly forgetful sometimes. The calls probably wouldn't be free, no :( And YES THEY REALLY DO. But if we used another medium could we reply to like 5 entirely unrelated subjects at once? Who knows.

I actually don't know how tall I am, really! I measured myself FAIRLY recently and got 5"5 but I think I measured myself poorly and I was talking to a friend I'm a tad taller than and she said she's 5"6.5 so I guess 5"7 or so? I don't know. In any case I'm SHORT, but tall genes were never in my family :( PM sent (yay for more essays!). And yes, you can tell me all the details about yours via PM!

You know, I'd really rather the sexual videos you link me to not feature women. Also not liking the symbolism of the long, cylindrical object she was working on (with her hands!) breaking off. But, pleasant song! I might take a picture of the tree for you (though it will be with my phone so poor quality!), and it won't be hard to get a storm! Do remind me. If I had a like, camera stand or something I'd take a photo of me looking depressed sitting beside it! But alas. I should say the wood is really small and a decent amount of it is CLEARED, but the trees are fairly kwl nonetheless. There's one tree quite close to my room that's a bit bent and every time there's a storm I'm terrified it's gonna fall over and kill me. #yolo I assume I'll be fine! Student loans and all that, and I know other people who've managed it. What I really need to get is a part time job, though.

It's called a cédille!!! I couldn't look less Mexican if I tried.

But it WAS and then someone ripped off all my unique ideas I feel like that deserves sympathy votes.

IT DOES. Very normal, happy name!

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They're INDIE MOVIES. The fate of the ninjas and stuff is all left to the viewers' interpretations. But you will find out if the tunnel is built or not in the final movie! I suppose we could make a spin off called "The Things You Actually Wanted To See" and it will feature your ninja death match and my battle with thousands of earthworms in the tunnels ("with sexy results!").

If I ever find out about your betrayal, me and Tameera will have our revenge! Although the thought of that is actually so cute why you must you be so nice :( You make me feel bad for being so... not nice! I don't suppose you ever watched Eastenders or Emmerdale? If Emmerdale, you're the lovely Bob and I'm his domineering (and tragically dead somehow) wife Viv, but if you watch Eastenders then I'm the fabulously classy but evil Janine and you're one of the hopelessly nice men she's killed. I don't like being the Janine / Viv :( (well OK they're fun but I'd feel bad!!)

Texts to anyone in Ireland are FREE but outside of Ireland and I do believe it's 25c per text! Accidentally texted someone today and then realised they're in China and was terrified it would cost like €5 but it was just the 25c, thankfully! You can feel free to spam me though. You should ring me sometime, or something! Do you have free calls? I don't know. But yes, touchpads are awful! I used to be able to text so bloody past and then I got a touch phone and completely lost the skill. But they're SO PRETTY. Random rant.

No! I lasted the 4th longest but it was a rather unfit class (I did at least outlast all the people I'd call unfit!) but I still did rather poorly in the ranking thing. But my defence is that I'm not much taller than the average girl and I'm thinner than the average girl, so measuring me along the other boys is obvs unfair!! I actually have a fairly small crushes list, I've had three proper ones and a couple of minor scares that never really blew up. First one turned out to be a **** (that might be a story for PMs!), second was my boyfriend (success!) for a week (oh) and then that got a bit complicated (also PM story) and the third is kinda weird too hahaha. Yeah it's weird. They're all a bit dumb really, but the choice here isn't exactly spectacular! And omg I think I kinda had a crush on a guy when I was like FIVE? Now, tell me your history in extreme detail! That song was... more romantic than blood transfusions, at least!

I obviously can't play guitar out there, but there's a really big tree beside my house (we live beside a wood!) and I love sitting under it when it's really rainy. Like, if I was outside for whatever reason I'd run under there rather than go inside. And stuff like that. I do like thunder and lightning, it's quite a fun thing to happen when there are others there at least! It's inconvenient plugging stuff out and whatnot but the rain that comes during it is always spectacular and I love seeing the flashes! Sun is nice and all (and believe me, in Ireland stormy weather can get a bit old!) but bad weather definitely has its moments. And I see! In Ireland we're kinda similar but living in halls isn't manditory or anything and I don't intend to do it. I'm just gonna go straight into having my own accomidation.

I'M NOT MEXICAN, ALEX.

OH and BTW I totally thought the review competition thingy was over today and then I checked the thread and it said tomorrow and I died a little inside. Every new review posted is a DAGGER TO MY HEART.

AlSO BTW BUT NATHAN IS A REALLY GOOD NAME ISN'T IT? Doesn't quite sound like it fits a clinically depressed failure at life but still, it's good!

...Yay?! Oh and don't worry you won't get killed - we have to keep the outcome of your ninja battle secret to get people to come to the film but the outcome will never be revealed (as the scene will not actually be in the movie!). But don't worry, you kicked the ninja's butt. And again, it is never revealed if I survive :O We can save that for the sequel, which will be entirely based on me digging my tunnel. And then in the third movie we will be re-united (or not :O)!

Oh that's good! And the one we don't favour can be all "complicated" and stuff. Though now I fear I'd get competitive over which of us gets the good one! Hahahahaha, pregnant bumper cars. That would be very responsible of us (and fun)!

I can text myself! I don't though I'm not interesting. I'd say feel free to post it HERE but we'd waste insane amounts of credit if we were sending texts this long. So no.

You know, I saw this message at lunch and I really did not appreciate seeing ice cream while I was freezing cold and insanely tired! I had just done this in P.E and was almost DEAD :( But yes, I have! I pick the worst guys. Oh well now you've got me trying to think of a theme song for us, hmm. How about this? It's really cheerful and stuff. Tu as un don ! C'est vraiment incroyable, tu es meilleur que moi.

Yes, wind is great fun. For the last few days we've had lots of rain and wind during lunch time and while it does freeze the hell out of you, I love it. Everyone always wants to go back up to school early because of it and I DON'T UNDERSTAND. The bed is fab, yes! Though it can be terribly lonely, it has an electric blanket which is just... a gift from God in the winter. I couldn't imagine life without it! I'm assuming you don't have one? How do you live?! And how do you know you'll have warm double beds, are there like "tiers" in your halls for different uni years?

(decided to google pregnant men - here's you, and here's you giving birth)

I DON'T KNOW THAT SONG ALEX I FEEL ALONE I'M GOING TO CRY
"We did all we could do, I'm sorry" Yup, gotta do whatchu gotta do Alex! And why did you assume it was a man? It could be anyone! ANYONE. We all have bad things looming over us Alex, it's just the way it is! We have consciences. And in case we don't, we're psychopaths!

But you're already online on Steam anyways xD You only disabled the notifications, not the chatting system. Now go do it, it won't hurt.

Lmao! That happens with everything. You start encountering topics in the subject in a more specific matter. But maybe I'll switch later on, who knows? It's college after all. Although the whole "you have time to switch while you're in your first years of college" is complete BS because you'd just be wasting your time and money, tbh. But, anyways, thanks, and good luck with what you decide, too! All the sciences are hard to tell you the truth. They all require a lot of time of studying and hard work.

Also, I have a submission to the Year in review contest. But I can't submit due to time constraints. Can you postpone mine for just a day?

Don't get my wrong, I still like biology, but I felt it was all memorization and I wasn't really learning anything. To study for the tests, I was practically just feeding the information to myself over and over. It got boring quick. On the contrary, I feel chemistry is a lot more theoretical and I love working with different problems/situations/equations, etc. I just like it more, it's weird. That being said, I'm only the intro. class. I'm sure it gets wayyyyy harder as you move up.

When I first entered college, I was a biology major, but I switched to chemistry. If by specialise you mean what I want to do with the degree, I want to teach at a secondary school or a college. But seriously, all the sciences are so connected with each other that it really doesn't even matter what you major in (science-wise).

Yeah for a second I was like "damn that's a big swear"