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  1. Shining Raichu
    12 Hours Ago 08:29 AM
    Shining Raichu
    My present is beautiful, just goddamn beautiful. My favourite quote is

    "What a character," blurts a startled new employee, seconds after Nev grabs her and charges through the office bellowing, "Good-looking Welsh girl coming throoooough!"

    Because I can just see it happening so vividly haha.

    BUT WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU, OF ME, OF US? My life has kicked into overdrive lately. Not only have I got my regular full-time work, I am also in the works of kicking off two other business endeavours with a friend from high school who used to dream with me about being rich one day. How often do you dream about things in high school and then actually do them? The full-circle-ness is weighing very heavy! Between this and my newfound addiction to Game of Thrones, it's amazing I've had the time to write to you at all!

    But I'll always find time for my Barrels.
  2. Shining Raichu
    1 Week Ago 09:48 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Cloyster censors out 'c u next Tuesday' for want of a cliche, which begs the question, why don't you have the swear filter turned off. I fought for this freedom for many years, how dare you not exercise it?! I am ABJECT with rage! Abject, I say!

    ClickHole is amazing. It is my new favourite place in the entire Internet. It dares to ask the hard questions like 'Why Vegetarian?' and you get to hear about the first time people had sex. Fantastic place full of honesty.
  3. Shining Raichu
    2 Weeks Ago 02:15 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Alright so on the note of the albino dinosaur... it did strike me as incredibly odd that near the beginning of the movie Mr Masrani was like "it's white... you didn't tell me it was white"

    Cut to shot of the Indominus and it is not anything even resembling white, and never was for the entire movie. Like, I get that as a man of his nationality everybody seems white, but Jesus get your eyes checked.

    And yes, Tony Abbott is a cloyster of extreme worldly proportions, but unfortunately he's who we're stuck with until late next year haha.

    Oh my God that letter is frakking hilarious. I can't believe Britain has a version of The Onion too lol. The Australian one is called "The Shovel". Heaven help us.

    But to apologise for my horridly long absence I have brought you gifts! One equally hilarious article and a three-minute video.

    My gift is sounding more like homework every time I read the line back to myself, but you'll do your homework and you'll like it.

    http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/ive-got-cryptic-message-anyone-who-thinks-gays-sho-472

    http://www.clickhole.com/video/incredible-video-proves-all-bodies-are-beautiful-a-2690
  4. Shining Raichu
    4 Weeks Ago 08:39 AM
    Shining Raichu
    It's never a line when I use it, it's always the truth! I'm a great liar but I would never lie to you (though how would you know that? I just admitted I'm a great liar. Think on that, let it blow your mind).

    And of course I've seen Jurassic World - nary a soul hasn't at this point. Except those darned Ethiopians, they're still whining about their hunger while the rest of the world rolls its eyes and says "alright we get it, but c'mon it's the Indominus Rex, look at this majestic psyducking beast. Then look at these awesome pictures of me eating chicken."

    I've actually seen it four times at the movies already haha. I didn't grow up with the Jurassic Park movies because my mother has the philosophy of "why don't they just make nice movies?" but I have seen them in recent years so this was a really awesome addition. My favourite scene was [spoilered for any potential onlookers to our thrilling conversations]

    Spoiler:
    When the two kids were having the little talk about their parents getting divorced and the younger kid starts getting upset and the older one is just like "What, you're gonna cry? It's not up to you you little rattata, sometimes you just gotta grow up." That teenager is my psyducking hero.
  5. Shining Raichu
    June 14th, 2015 09:50 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Nah that's not the same one - it's very similar but the one I read was a bit less clever and actually used the names of the people in the real controversy. If it were that one I might have laughed instead of facepalming

    I'm glad that I've scarred you, I tend to have that effect on men!
  6. Shining Raichu
    June 12th, 2015 07:50 PM
    Shining Raichu
    Hahaha yeah I saw that, it's been plastered all over the internet since the people are from my unfortunate country. Sadly it is true but I have since come across a spoof version of it with the title "couple vows to kill children if gay adoption is legalised" haha.

    Unfortunately as spoof articles go that one is entirely unclever and they squandered the potential of a great parody title by being too heavy-handed with the message it was trying to send
  7. Shining Raichu
    June 11th, 2015 07:14 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I will reply in full tomorrow and if I dont I give you permission to hire a baby to shadow me for all my days!
  8. Shining Raichu
    June 11th, 2015 07:13 AM
    Shining Raichu
    BARRELS MY BARRELS I AM SO SORRY

    I HAVENT BEEN COMING ON POKECOMMUNITY AND I FORGOT I HADNT REPLIED TO YOUR MESSAGE PLEASE MAKE THE BABIES STOP
  9. Shining Raichu
    May 30th, 2015 09:48 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I only hate you because you put a baby on my wall
  10. Shining Raichu
    May 21st, 2015 06:51 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I FEEL LIKE I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!

    My laptop has been fixed (potentially by your agreeing to allow yourself to be referred to as Barrels Mah Barrels), and after three days of file restoration I was finally able to use it, only to not have the Internet for days after that.

    BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS FIXED, MY TECHNOLOGY HAS STOPPED FAILING ME AND I AM BACK ONCE AGAIN IN YOUR CAPABLE HANDS.

    You have shown me the Tim Minchin thing before, I'm sure. Well, I've definitely seen it either way, but the majesty is not lost on a reviewing

    May 12th was our last correspondence. My Barrels had to do without me for ten long days. But as the kids say these days, "it's been a long day without you my friend and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

    I don't know where they get this stuff, it's very wordy for the latest catch phrase. I'll stick with the classics like "Cool!" "Sweet, dude", "I don't love you and I never have," and my personal favourite, "Get that away from me before it explodes I don't want a sticky mess all over me."

    What's been happening? Tell me every detail of the last ten days.
  11. Shining Raichu
    May 11th, 2015 06:26 AM
    Shining Raichu
    We don't need to wait for episode 2 to find the answers to the questions about my vampiric conscience
  12. Shining Raichu
    May 11th, 2015 06:25 AM
    Shining Raichu
    To be honest I'm more interested in finding out what the hell is that white crap all over an otherwise delicious looking baby. I'm hoping it's like sherbet or faster sugar and not flour.

    What's worse though is that I told a coworker about the wallaby when he was being too loud and rambunctious because I know how much he loves animals and I knew it would upset him and shut him up lol. So NOT ONLY DID I KILL IT, I'M USING ITS CORPSE FOR PERSONAL GAIN. My soul is well and truly done.
  13. Shining Raichu
    May 8th, 2015 07:01 AM
    Shining Raichu
    We used to have the most delicious jelly babies and then as everything does, they got discontinued. That's not interesting.

    The good news is my laptop will be back on Tuesday if it can be fixed! And if it can't, I'm ordering a brand new one for 15% off thanks to my wonderful friend who works at the Apple Store!

    Oh and I hit a wallaby with my car on the way home from work tonight and it worries me how little I felt about it. I actually forgot it had happened until just now writing this message lol. Do I have a conscience? Am I without a soul to call my own? Can my forehead turn bumpy and cause fangs to sprout from my gums and my skin to catch fire in the light of day? These questions and more answered on Andrew's Introspective Journey Through Accidental Murder
  14. Shining Raichu
    April 30th, 2015 08:53 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Your baby misses you too but your baby has found himself in the horrible position of once again being without a laptop! The struggle is real. I feel like I can't breathe without it, I just wanna scroll through tumblr and talk to you!

    It all started when you refused to call yourself Barrels Mah Barrels. That broke my laptop.
  15. Shining Raichu
    April 20th, 2015 08:14 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh also I hear there is a new, better Star Wars trailer out. I have not seen it, but I trust that you have

About Me

  • About Barrels
    Biography
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    Interests
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Location
    Three thousand miles from home
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Moron
    Nature
    Lonely
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
    Olympics Region
    Kalos
  • Signature

    Ramona Flowers

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Top Critic
Congratulations on winning PC's Review Contest. Here's a gold pen to show off to all your friends. It's real gold, you know!
Awarded: February 16th, 2012 08:15 AM
Holy Kommunion
The Bible says that Jesus was like, all about Bloody Mary's.
Awarded: April 5th, 2012 04:15 PM
Dizzy!
Not quite there, but still an amazing concept you had in the Design A Spin-Off Contest, which is why you're in 2nd place! Wanna sit down and regain composure?
Awarded: July 19th, 2012 08:39 PM
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Despite your best efforts, PokéCommunity saw straight through your slander and lies and put you down. Better luck next time, though, and thanks for participating!
Awarded: November 18th, 2012 04:57 AM

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