Barrels

I'm not that much older shut up shut up shut up!!! *goes to cry in the corner, only to have my cat come and comfort me*

Speaking of age though, are you 18 yet? Surely you must be 18 by now. We've been speaking since like February and you had the awesomeness of a Level 18 back then. IF NOT WHEN DO YOU BECOME 18 I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN GIVE YOU CAKE.

Ahhh, Sail! Of course I've seen that! In my head I registered that as a Nanalew video, which is why it didn't spring to mind when you first mentioned it in a conversation about Meekakitty . I love watching their making of videos and their outtakes videos, they're the funniest **** ever. My favourite was the outtakes for Love You Like A Love Song. It's like 16 or so minutes long but it's totally worth it if you haven't seen it already!

Julia Roberts is famous for her smile! That's her trademark in this world, so I'm not surprised you picked up on that! I've never actually seen her rendition of Tinkerbell, but I did know she was in that movie. Also I realise you are baiting me, but I'm going to take it anyway. SHE CAN DO MORE THAN PLAY FAIRIES YOU MONSTER!

I'll do more than give you another film she's been in, I"ll give you a list of them!

Erin Brockovich - for which she won an Oscar!
Notting Hill - the best and most critically acclaimed romantic comedy probably of all time!
My Best Friend's Wedding
Stepmom - most heartbreaking movie ever

oh, pfft. There are too many. Here, look for yourself, lazy http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/

I am very excited for both of her upcoming works! In one of them she is playing the daughter of Meryl Streep (you know Meryl Streep, the one who played that great lady Margaret Thatcher... the one who gets **** done?)

I... don't believe I've seen Sail. I mean, it's entirely possible that I have (she has a LOT of videos) but it's not ringing any bells. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SO YOUNG.

And yes of freaking course I know who Julia Roberts is! She's in my list of 5 actresses whose every movie I must see in cinemas without exception! Or, as I could put it less long-windedly, she's in my top 5 favourite actresses!

Why do you like her now (and why ONLY now)? What did she do to grab your attention

lmao people do that to me all the time. I like a song and they're like 'OMFG YOU LIKE THAT BAND? I LOVE THAT BAND!" and then I have to go through the humiliating and disappointing process of telling them that that is the only song of theirs I actually know . And I know it because of Meekakitty

I have made the executive decision that you will show me these Photoshop-type things!

Now I'll sing you one of my all-time favourites, an indie classic!

~Don't unplug me
Or just shut me down
Please just love me
With your steel heart!
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time!~

It's OK, I won't let you go bald! I'll whip you up a new batch of treacle, but I can't promise it'll protect you from sterility. You're too awesome to become a father, I'm sorry. I'll have to make an executive decision on that one

AND WHAT ARE YOU BUSY WITH!

I don't need to think of the children, the censor does it for me!

OK so it turns out I was right and you were wrong about treacle. I Googley Imaged it and this is what came up.



I'm resisting the urge saying "nee nur nee nur nee nur", but then it occurred to me that if you think treacle is a pale sickly yellow, then that means yours must be. We have to do something to fix your treacle. Without treacle of proper consistency and colour, what's your life going to be like? Maybe you'll go sterile. Or bald.

And screwing does indeed have some sexual connotations, whereas illegitimate children are merely the result of fornication and don't need to have their descriptor censored as though there is something wrong with being the product of fornication! You have given me an idea for a fantastic new TV show though. I shall call it "The Bastards of Babylon", centering on the *****'s children .

I don't think that's Chelsea Handler's football team. Any team named after her would have far more black rappers and Jew 'fros. And Mexican dwarves. You think I'm making this up, but I'm honestly not.

And I love that you're always thinking of my safety, but I will be a proud supporter of Margaret Thatcher until the day I die! Her conservative values are disgusting and her policies questionable as would the policies be in any conservative government, but SHE GETS **** DONE. I will walk around with a Thatcher mask, and if anybody tries to fight me... well, I'll just win like Thatcher would. I'll take a leaf out of her book and get **** done. They won't know what hit them!

I'm guessing Kendra Dumbledore was like the ***** of Babylon anyway, with a name like Kendra. I can smell the two-dollar Chardonnay on that one!

I don't have the Sacred Knowledge of the Canon, Capitalised for Greater Effect, this is true. Which is why I have to ask you... is treacle meant to be pale yellow? It just occurred to me that outside the Potterverse, I have never heard of treacle... but I imagined it to be somewhat like toffee, and therefore a more golden colour.

And you might me screwing with me (though I can't imagine why you'd censor 'bastard' and not 'screwing') but you must never spell her name with a Y. She takes great offense to it. Charlize Theron (if you don't know who that is, then you lack more than just treacle) spelt her name 'Chelsey' in an e-mail once and her response was "what, was I born in a trailer park?". And she has a point, that is a very trailer-park way to spell that name

And I think it far more likely that if there is a Chelsea Handler (or Chelsy Hansder) football club, it was named after her and not the other way around!

As to Margaret Thatcher, lmfao. I won't quote her because I realise that most of the quotes I have of her were from Meryl Streep portraying her in The Iron Lady and therefore I cannot vouch for their authenticity.

OHHHHHHHHH. I think this might be time for that long-winded speech about how remembering the tiny details doesn't matter, only the emotional journey. That is the one card I have to play, outside of that I've totally lost my treacle

And I thought you meant Kendra Wilkinson the ex-Playboy bunny because she has a reality show on E where Chelsea Handler also has her show! I thought you were just being knowledgeable about the world of Chelsea Handler .

And if your artwork isn't forming, I have some other quotes. Perhaps you'd like me to quote you some Margaret Thatcher?

Who in the name of hell is Kendra? Do you mean as in ex-playboy-bunny-and-now-star-of-her-own-reality-show-Kendra Kendra?

And the word 'bastard' is not on the PC censor list. Unless you were censoring it so you didn't have to see it yourself, you delicate little flower

I AWAIT YOUR ARTWORK.

lol! I did not see that the f was crossed out lmao. My treacle fell off, what can I say. Your toilet humour seems to suggest yours is within millimetres of falling off too .

In answer to your question though, I have two quotes you can do an art around! You can take your pick, or even do both!

“It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated.”

-- Albus Dumbledore.

OR!

"I don't understand why people take their kids on vacation, just leave them at home with a nanny. Or if you can't afford a nanny, just... leave them at home"

-- Chelsea Handler

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