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  1. Barrels
    April 16th, 2013 12:15 PM
    also i wuv you
  2. Shining Raichu
    April 16th, 2013 1:56 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Honestly, I hadn't even noticed your ****** writing until you pointed it out yourself

    As much as I love your fancy formatting, I won't be able to replicate it, so lets just continue!


    One warm, windswept morning in the East Midlands, the Goblin King woke up and crawled out of his cave. '*****,' he yawned to no one in particular, 'ow.'

    He reached down and rubbed his genitals gingerly. His chlamydia was finally beginning to clear up, but it still ached, particularly in the mornings.

    Wait a second.


    'From which ladygoblin did I catch this pestilential infection?' roared the Goblin King at the empty skies. Suddenly, and not a little disconcertingly, he realised that he appeared to be suffering from short-term memory loss.

    Damn, that must have some party.

    Half an hour later he heard a thump at the entrance to his cave and wandered out to find his royal assistant looking very anxious.

    "Master, the leprechauns are attacking the village!" he trilled in a voice too high to belong to any heterosexual goblin. The Goblin King sprang into action immediately, grabbing his goblin-crafted sword and scratching himself to no one in particular.
  3. Gyardosamped
    April 14th, 2013 5:29 AM
    Sleep is so pointless when you think about it, but it does make you feel more refreshed if you've done it correctly, of course. Unfortunately for me, I wake up dreading errrrethingggg.

    Talking about Rex's, I've been dying to see Jurassic Park 3D in theaters. ;] Hopefully I won't fall asleep in the actual theater if I do go see it.

    Btw, I WUB U.
  4. Gyardosamped
    April 11th, 2013 3:41 PM
    I've been doing pretty well, although my sleep schedule is more messed up than ever. :[

    *cries* I need more sleep.
  5. Shining Raichu
    April 11th, 2013 7:12 AM
    Shining Raichu
    :O I thought I VMed you last! I wondered why I hadn't heard from you in a while and it was all my own fault!

    Never mind, I could go on with my apologies but the Goblin King grows impatient, and therefore I must continue his story:


    He reached down and rubbed his genitals gingerly. His chlamydia was finally beginning to clear up, but it still ached, particularly in the mornings.

    (Also, how does one yawn 'to noone in particular'? People usually yawn to other people? Is this some new-fangled system of communication about which I am not privy? )
  6. Gyardosamped
    April 2nd, 2013 4:15 PM
    Yeah, it's definitely a bandwagon that one should be jumping on, although the word 'bandwagon' itself has a slightly negative connotation to it. :p

  7. Shining Raichu
    April 1st, 2013 4:59 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I actually went to give you the emblem the other day but then I noticed that the image was broken when they uploaded it so now I have to wait for them to fix it

    I also could have sworn I sent this VM days ago and was waiting on your reply, but here it is sitting in this open tab omg.

    And if you're not going to give me a Skype time less vague than "SOON" you could at least do me the courtesy of telling me all about your explosions and your romantic escapades. I can't wait for that kind of time


    Also I plan to post in the LGBT Club, but I went to post in there and they're doing this stupid April Fools prank where everybody's usernames are changed to a random Pokemon. It's bugging me because I don't know who is who and I can't quote anyone or discuss anything. So I posted a very short post but I'll do a better one later :D

    You shouldn't get used to the neglect, I'll be back very soon
  8. Gyardosamped
    March 30th, 2013 6:41 PM
    YAY PARTY TIME FOR ANDY :D Although it's not much of a surprise anymore because we've made it public. :p

    I could have worded what you quoted much better, haha. I meant that I don't need a marriage certificate to justify my love for anyone. Yeah, it's an added bonus and all, but it's not gonna change anything for me, nor should it change anything for any other homosexual living in America and around the world. Love, to me, is already a mutual agreement between two people. :p

    Yeah, which I assume signifies a Holy Cross. The red "=" has actually turned into an epidemic, and it's surprising to see all the support. I really do hope people are actually supporting the drop of DOMA/Prop 8 and aren't just joining the bandwagon, lol. Nevertheless, it does seem as though both will be dropped. This year is actually turning out to be a pretty good for gay rights/marriage! I can't wait to see what the future holds. Its been fun seeing all these Bible thumpers come out of hiding.
  9. Gyardosamped
    March 28th, 2013 8:09 AM
    Andy is too busy to do anything. We need to schedule a surprise party for him.

    And, yeah, I heard it's going well too, although I haven't really being tracking the progress being made on it. Honestly, regardless of whether it's dumped or not, it's not gonna change who I am or who I love. Luckily, though, there's a TON of support behind it being dropped and all over Facebook I see those little red = signs. :p It's really satisfying to see, although I have seen a lot of + signs, too. You'll always see people shoving their religious jargon down everyone's throats when the fate of laws such as DOMA are left in the hands of the U.S. Govt (Supreme Court).

    Let's see what happens and hope for the best. :D
  10. Gyardosamped
    March 25th, 2013 6:36 PM
    I love that emblem!

    How are they going to be awarded/distributed?
  11. Shining Raichu
    March 24th, 2013 11:53 PM
    Shining Raichu
    Awwww! I miss you too! You were gone for a long time, longer than I've ever been gone for or taken to reply, so now I don't feel so guilty

    If the next time I sign in your usertitle has not changed to "I become happy bucket" I will be very displeased. Very displeased indeed!

    But in all seriousness, YES WE DO NEED TO SKYPE I'D GIVEN UP ASKING BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS BUSY BUT NOW YOU'RE SUGGESTING IT AND THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY! We must make a time! When is good for you?! Tell me a time and then we'll arrange it and we'll both be there at that time!

    The travails are going well though... we think we really have a shot at getting this one particular flat becau-- no, no, I'll leave it for Skype

    I can't wait to hear about your romantic escapades and the reasons you've been away, which I get the sneaking suspicion are one in the same

    Also if it's your romantic escapades wot involve explosions, I'll definitely be wanting to hear about that
  12. Gyardosamped
    March 21st, 2013 7:34 PM
    March 7th, oh my, lol. I was wondering where you had gone.

    I'm starting to become a bit inactive on PC, too. I don't know why really. Ever since I downloaded Skype, I've been drifting away from everything that needs to get done in my life. Lol.

    My Skype username is Gyardosamped if you want to add me! I'd love to chat whenever you're on. :]
  13. Shining Raichu
    March 13th, 2013 4:33 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I read that VM on my computer and even still I have no idea what the graph was meant to look like but I do take for granted that it was very mean so I am incredibly upset with you as I'm sure you can imagine! I'm about two seconds away from just shunning the hell out of you!

    My dislike of the German language isn't a very interesting story, I just think it sounds very harsh and mean and there are more Ks than is healthy for one language. ICH VERDEN GLUCKLISH EIMER is my favourite German phrase though, which if my friend is correct translates to "I become happy bucket".

    And I do, you know. I become happy bucket.

    I don't have any virgin goats though, which is a shame. What I do have is eternal love, and the fact that one part of my anatomy is the same size as the corresponding part of the anatomy of a horse, which I can use to your endless satisfaction. Is that enough to recapture the magic?
  14. Gyardosamped
    March 7th, 2013 4:09 PM
    Dear Barrels,

    I want to let you know I didn't forget about you. And don't worry about that. :] <333 ty

    You should totally get Skype so we can chatz all day!!! Please consider it (Andy is also on there)

    Oh, and:


  15. Shining Raichu
    March 6th, 2013 3:13 PM
    Shining Raichu
    OHHHHH. That's a rubber ring. As much as I hate the German language, 'ein Gummiring' is a masterful way of saying it, so I'll use that from now on (unnecessary capital and all ).

    THE EMBLEMS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU! I haven't decided which LGBT one to use yet, probably the second because you write titles and stuff for emblems anyway, but I will get to it very very soon :D. I've already shown the poll one to sammi and she loved it as much as I do, so thank you so much! :D

    One day, when life isn't such a horror, I will type you long paragraphs again. We will restore our former glory and I will once again regain my title as The Best Friend of Barrels. It's a very important position in this world and I will never let it go.

About Me

  • About Barrels
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Three thousand miles from home
    Male ♂
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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Top Critic
Congratulations on winning PC's Review Contest. Here's a gold pen to show off to all your friends. It's real gold, you know!
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Not quite there, but still an amazing concept you had in the Design A Spin-Off Contest, which is why you're in 2nd place! Wanna sit down and regain composure?
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