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  1. Shining Raichu
    August 20th, 2012 04:45 PM
    Shining Raichu
    Who in the name of hell is Kendra? Do you mean as in ex-playboy-bunny-and-now-star-of-her-own-reality-show-Kendra Kendra?

    And the word 'bastard' is not on the PC censor list. Unless you were censoring it so you didn't have to see it yourself, you delicate little flower

    I AWAIT YOUR ARTWORK.
  2. Shining Raichu
    August 20th, 2012 07:18 AM
    Shining Raichu
    lol! I did not see that the f was crossed out lmao. My treacle fell off, what can I say. Your toilet humour seems to suggest yours is within millimetres of falling off too .

    In answer to your question though, I have two quotes you can do an art around! You can take your pick, or even do both!

    “It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated.”

    -- Albus Dumbledore.

    OR!

    "I don't understand why people take their kids on vacation, just leave them at home with a nanny. Or if you can't afford a nanny, just... leave them at home"

    -- Chelsea Handler

    GOGOGO
  3. Shining Raichu
    August 17th, 2012 08:00 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Dude, you make me laugh every single time you send me a VM. But if I stopped to tell you everything you said that I found funny my replies would just be multiple quotes of you followed by a series of "LMFAO!"s

    And what...... a quote to do a fart around....... what. What the hell are you talking about I don't understand?!
  4. Shining Raichu
    August 17th, 2012 07:21 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Quote:
    YOUR TREACLE, IT HAS OFFICIALLY FALLEN OFF. *plop*
    Oh my God, just... Oh my God. I don't think I have laughed that much in a long time lmfao.

    But OMFG I know what rock cakes are. I almost mentioned them in my last VM because I know Hagrid made them as well (though who names a Harry Potter fan a 'rock cake'? Probably the same kind of person who would name them a 'Scarhead') But I'm positive he made treacle tarts in the first book! But it seems I've mistaken it for treacle fudge... but I'm positive it happened! If it's not in the canon, it's most definitely in my headcanon.

    Dude seriously, give me your address and I will buy you ALL the things (lmao, give your home address to a guy you met on the Internet, seems legit). Just try and stop me. You will have a hedgehog riding a horse on your doorstep by the week's end!
  5. Shining Raichu
    August 16th, 2012 05:44 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I could write a long passage about how true fandom is not about remembering every tiny detail, but the emotional journey you are taken on. But I won't do that. Do you know why?

    Because you forgot a detail that I did not! So you can suck my huge... lollipop. *hands lollipop*.

    Treacle tart, for those of us in the know, was introduced to us by Hagrid, a truly beloved character. Treacle tart may have been formally introduced to us at the Hogwarts banquet, but it was just a passing fancy, and then it was gone. Much the same way Harry found Ravenclaw's diadem in a throwaway sentence in the sixth book, only for it to later become the key to everything. Treacle tart, dear sir, was not made famous within the books until Hagrid made a habit of cooking them in utterly terrible Hagrid-cooking style. I believe it was so bad it almost pulled out their poor baby teeth!

    It could be your treacle that is slipping sir, not mine!

    You make me want to buy you a Meekakitty shirt! ;; what is it about that face that makes me want to hug you and fetch you things!

    The one thing that made "End of an Era" a little less sad is that it was posted in 2008 before it was truly over. If it had included clips of the final movie I would have just curled up in the fetal position and died!
  6. Shining Raichu
    August 15th, 2012 07:41 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Well I'm sorry I'm not as young and hip as you are . How the hell should I have known that wizard rock was its own genre? The only wizard rock I've ever seen is the song you just linked me to! (I saw it ages ago though, this is not my first viewing ). I'd forgotten how much I loved this song, though

    ~cos baby I'm a Slytherin and girl you are a Gryffindor~

    Scarhead - now that's just sad . Why would you name a true Potter fan after something Malfoy said? From now on, TRUE Potter fans will be known as 'treacle tarts'. At least this was a concept brought up by a character who was beloved by all.

    MOM - ENOUGH WITH THE ACRONYMS, ACRONYMS ARE CRUEL! I'm going to start a support group. Victims of Acronyms Anonymous. Or VAA for short.

    I iz not poopy head ((((

    That shirt is now on order, thank you very much for spending my money for me. I never know quite what to spend it on myself so it just sits there accumulating and frankly I have far too much of it anyway, and now... now for the video. I don't know if I'm emotionally up to this. But here goes:

    *5 minutes and 51 seconds later*

    I hate you so much, my God. At first I was like "well this isn't so bad" then it got to the end and I saw that box that said "DO NOT OPEN BEFORE JULY 21, 2007" and MY MEMORIES OF THE DAY I GOT THE LAST BOOK FLOODED BACK INTO MY HEAD AND OEUFHGWIEUFH GOD.

    Then those last chilling lyrics flashed up on the screen. Fffffffffffff.

    You sir are terrible to me. The true definition of a poopy head!
  7. Shining Raichu
    August 14th, 2012 04:05 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I read this VM while I was in bed, then clicked "View Conversation" and saw how terrible and incomprehensible my last VM to you was, so I decided to just quit while I was shamefully behind and go to sleep

    What is a wrocker? Is that a thing, or did you typo as well? and MOM? In fact, I did not understand one thing you said in this whole passage:

    Quote:
    How can you not know every single wrocker ever by sight? Call yourself a Scarhead? (Well, you at least have to know all of MOM. That's kind of an entry requirement.) The Church Elders are most displeased with you... I even overheard the Sage himself call you a poopy-head. In his sage-like tones of wisdom. Because he is a Sage. Oh yeah.
    I feel like last night's headache has just left a gaping hole in my understanding of this entire conversation lmao.

    Though of course after you typed those lyrics I had to go and watch that entire video three times. It took me to my happy place and I feel good about life again. And after watching it again I now have an enormous crush on JASON Munday. So there's that.

    Fawcet water: the water of Gods > HIS NAME IS JASON > Tarquin the eight-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater > Alex Munday > Barrels forgetting again > Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies
  8. Shining Raichu
    August 13th, 2012 07:07 AM
    Shining Raichu
    That's not Alex Munday? Jesus... which one is he then? He looks like Alex Munday to me. I'll admit, I'm more into Nanakitty than the guys in general, I just know the guys from their collaborations with either half or both of Nanakitty . For instance, I don't know the name of the dorky guy in the beanie from your video, but I do recognise him from Tessa's video of 'Lets Go Outside' XD. Actually both of them were in it. I swear to God that's Alex Munday...

    Wait. Jason Munday. ****. LMAO. ALEX CARPENTER GAH. I knew it was the Munday kid, either way! Ohhhh, that's what you mean by blur into one... SHUT UP IT'S 1AM AND I HAVE A HEADACHE LEAVE ME ALONE

    This is Shining Raichu. Any other card you may have is a horrible imitation of perfection. In any case, neither Raichu or I can wait to see you burn your collateral damage. Calling somebody a 'poopy-head' is an amazing way to start. You can teach that to your eight-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater (which I have named Tarquin in your absence of manners not to introduce the two of us).

    Alex Munday > Barrels forgetting again > Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies
  9. Shining Raichu
    August 13th, 2012 06:39 AM
    Shining Raichu
    OK, now that that's settled *straightens up*

    The genius about putting 'incestuous cunnilingus' in the chain is now it will appear in every VM we send each other ever until the end of time (or whenever we stop doing the chain ). So you will be seeing it for many messages to come lmao.

    Tell your child I'm very sorry. Tell him if he ever needs a cup of sugar, Uncle Andy will always be more than willing to oblige. (Though since his mother is also his second cousin, referring to a family friend as "Uncle Andy" may just confuse him even further. You're the parent, I'll allow you to decide how to best proceed).

    And how did I know you'd take that question as an opportunity to mock me with your superior wit and intelligence. You really are Andy 2.0 - you stole that move from me. Though you do it with more light-hearted fun and far less horrific collateral damage (unless you count poor Dominic the demon you murdered in cold blood).

    And finally, I will have you know that my username came from not just a card. It is - and I don't want to oversell this - THE BEST POKEMON CARD OF ALL TIME. Don't you belittle my experiences, it hits me right in the childhood

    You also bring up an intriguing question. How does one hide behind a corner?

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG THIS VM SEEMS OVERLONG NOW BUT THAT VIDEO IS ALEX MUNDAY! DOES THAT MEAN YOU KNOW THE WHOLE YOUTUBE GANG? NANALEW? MEEKAKITTY? LIVELAVALIVE? Whether you know them or not, I counter with this!



    Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies
  10. Shining Raichu
    August 13th, 2012 06:29 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU ONLINE! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO REPLYING TO YOUR VM YET BECAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE BUT DON'T LEAVE I'LL GET TO IT AAAAAA

    Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies
  11. pokemaster0823
    August 12th, 2012 12:53 PM
    pokemaster0823
    They should make me a mod. Instead of locking threads, I can just reply to them. xD Oh well. I'LL NEVER STOP TRYING. I WON'T STOP.

    Next thing you know, the forum is dead and it's all my fault. HAHAHA.
  12. Shining Raichu
    August 11th, 2012 05:47 AM
    Shining Raichu
    You mean you don't knock on your neighbours' houses for cups of sugar? You don't fall in love with the girl next door, find out she's your cousin, then have a bunch of children anyway? Well I am shocked, sir, shocked - your future potential web-footed, two-headed children are counting on you.

    Also reading our chain, I'm actually reminded of a question I was going to ask you. How did you come up with the username "Barrels". What is it all about?!

    Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies
  13. pokemaster0823
    August 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
    pokemaster0823
    I think I'm literally a thread killer. I'll post in a thread and then NO ONE ELSE RESPONDS EVER.



    DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
  14. Shining Raichu
    August 9th, 2012 03:48 PM
    Shining Raichu
    ~28 hours later~

    It is a conventional swear word with 'e' tacked onto the end. It starts with an S and ends in a T - but I'm not shocked that you didn't recognise it... it is British, after all

    SHUT UP! SHUT UP! THE HUMILIATION IS TOO GREAT I CANNOT STAND IT! And I figured you might have seen the TV cameras around! Country places tend to be small tight-knit communities, I'm sure you'd know if you had some exciting big city TV show coming to a house near you!

    W-wait. Seriously? They were actually arguing the truthfulness of that comment in the youtube comment stream? YouTube is hilarious lmao. People are just dumb there. I've inadvertently gotten myself into so many YouTube fights because people are just dumb lmao.

    Barrels' breaking the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

    Although... maybe you didn't forget to do it and break the chain. Maybe you just realised that nothing could trump money and forfeited in shame!
  15. Shining Raichu
    August 8th, 2012 03:21 AM
    Shining Raichu
    EDIT: I have been trying to reply to this thing for two days. Every time I sat down to do it, something would pull me away. YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYBODY JUST SO YOU KNOW! Anyway, below you will find your regular scheduled programming:

    From the moment I saw you'd italicised "believe", I read that entire line in Hermione's voice And if you provide me with the glider and the giant moth named Terry, I'll be more than happy to provide you with the proof!

    And I made it girlfriend because you are straight! If I'd said "I don't go around insulting your boyfriend" it would be weird because you'd never have a boyfriend (much to my dismay)! I was catering for you, you unappreciative little ****e!

    But yes, the implication there was that I am married to money

    OK seriously, you live in the country country? Like, in a place that may have been visited by Escape to the Country? (also lmao I thought for a second you'd legit never heard of the Cotswolds and had just made a typo... then I realised you were mocking my typo. Screw you )

    OK now, watching!

    *five minutes later* LMFAO. omg. I'm so relieved, I've been terrified for the last three years that I might have gotten somebody pregnant. I use condoms, but the success rate is only like 99% so I'm happy the bum-bum is a baby-free zone.

    Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

About Me

  • About Barrels
    Biography
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    Interests
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Location
    Three thousand miles from home
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Moron
    Nature
    Lonely
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
    Olympics Region
    Kalos
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    Ramona Flowers

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Congratulations on winning PC's Review Contest. Here's a gold pen to show off to all your friends. It's real gold, you know!
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The Bible says that Jesus was like, all about Bloody Mary's.
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Not quite there, but still an amazing concept you had in the Design A Spin-Off Contest, which is why you're in 2nd place! Wanna sit down and regain composure?
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