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  1. Sodom
    February 17th, 2013 06:43 AM
    Sodom
    And I accepted you into my club! I've just been really busy and forgetful
  2. Sodom
    February 17th, 2013 06:39 AM
    Sodom
    You know full-time work? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. I mean, I have to do it to support Claronimo, but if you can avoid it then please do.
  3. Sodom
    February 11th, 2013 04:48 PM
    Sodom
    Mum knew long before she knew I was gay that I wouldn't be having children, on account of I hate them . I was just using that as an example! Though even still I'm sure the thought did cross her mind - whenever the subject of children and how little I wanted them came up, she would always do the condescending "oh you'll change your mind" thing that made me want to snap her like a twig.

    I heard about the English gay marriage vote! As I said in the LGBT Club, I wonder how the Australian government will feel about their 'no' vote last year now that the mother country has its **** together. Bet they feel mighty stupid now!

    It seems the less effort I put in, the funnier I am . That status just came to me during what I refer to as my "Motherbuzz" and that was the best of the lot!

    Alright, well my giranda dreams put to a dismal end, I guess Ta-ayz-slath and Geronimo are free to have their own generic giraffe babies. If this is what it means for everybody to be happy, I'll put down my page of couple names for Geronimo and Clarice (which was really just a piece of paper with the words "Gerice" and "Claronimo" written inside a love heart) and let what will happen happen. Just saying though, coming up with couple names for Ta-ayz-slath and Geronimo is virtually impossible! Tell Clarice that if a man panda doesn't tickle her fancy, I have access to two lions, a Great Dane and a rattlesnake who would all love to meet her.
  4. Sodom
    February 8th, 2013 05:11 PM
    Sodom
    HIHIHI!

    I feel the need to remind you once again that I haven't forgotten about you! You should probably begin to assume that this is the case; you are always on my mind and I am always aware when I owe you a VM or a PM. And now I owe you both!

    Your PM is incredibly amusing despite the horrible subject matter, and when I get home tomorrow night (yes, I'm going to work today then straight out afterwards and I won't be home til tomorrow night) I will be replying to both! I SWEAR!
  5. Sodom
    February 6th, 2013 03:51 PM
    Sodom
    Bahaha! I'd actually forgotten all about the things I'd written in that post, if I'm perfectly honest with you .

    And to a mother, yes it makes a WHOLE lot of difference . If you're born that way, then at least there's something to blame. But if it's a lifestyle you choose, then you are culpable and there is hope of changing your mind through parental guilt. After all, you are not just choosing to love men, you're choosing not to give them grandchildren and you're choosing to be something that's different from what they wanted for you since the day you were born etc etc

    I do share your righteousness though! If someone chooses to be gay good on them! I just doubt their mother will see it the same way

    Now, onto the Facebookians. I run a Facebook designed for attention, as I've told you. I get upwards of 15 likes and often a few comments on everything I post on Facebook. Some instances include this:
    Spoiler:


    This:
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    And most impressively, this:
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    Now by comparison, let me show you what your wonderful little quote got me:
    Spoiler:


    I am appalled and outraged! How dare they not appreciate your genius! It was by far the most unique thing I have posted on the book in a long time and I am disgusted in all 424 of my Facebook friends for not recognising that.

    It never occurred to me that there might be other videos outside of Nigella on that channel! I hadn't seen the Casetteboy one but that was masterful. This whole genre of editting videos might be something to explore haha.

    Clarice needn't have bothered with her rebellious mission to the African underworld. She needed only contact me, I would have had Ta-ayz-slath shipped directly to the bonsai garden, along with a male panda for her should she feel in the frisky mood. Admittedly, I had originally sent her Geronimo in the hopes that he and Clarice might become something of an item; I've always had a thing for animal hybrids and seeing the world's first giranda would have been the icing on a beautiful bamboo shoot. Alas, if they wish to stick to their own kind that's fine, I won't begrudge them their true happiness. Though you should ask Clarice before I arrange for a man panda if there are any other species that have ever taken her fancy.

    Ta-ayz-slath is currently being shipped to China, and the bonsai garden owes me several favours so I wouldn't worry too much about their ire (one Chinese masseur sexually assaulted me in the bonsai garden's free massage room, and even though I achieved a happy ending, I complained and they have offered to be my personal slaves in order to buy my silence on the matter).

    (Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about the Potter Musical, but shirtless Voldemort will have to wait as today I am going house hunting and I'm already late! )
  6. Sodom
    February 6th, 2013 06:58 AM
    Sodom
    Oh and while you wait, feel free to look at my new signature. You'll actually know who it is unlike most people and also... well, boobs. Enjoy!
  7. Sodom
    February 6th, 2013 06:58 AM
    Sodom
    I haven't forgotten you once again! I actually wrote half the VM I intend to send you then realised that oh **** it's 2am and I really need to get to bed before I die .

    LOVE YOU! I WILL WRITE THE REST IN THE MORNING AND SEND IT ON THROUGH :D
  8. Sodom
    February 2nd, 2013 08:24 PM
    Sodom
    This seems to happen to me mid-week every week lol. I go to spend some time with my future roommates and I end up staying at their place for three consecutive nights, giving me little to no time for PC or anything internet-related. This is why you need an iPhone - IF YOU HAD AN IPHONE WE COULD BE IN CONSTANT CONTACT NO MATTER WHERE IN THE WORLD I AM. Clarice's every need would be catered for!

    Tonight, I'm going to use that first sentence from your VM as my Facebook status and I'm gonna see what people say lmao. (I only post Facebook statuses between 6pm and 10pm because that is prime time when one is most likely to get a lot of response... yes I am an online attention ***** who needs constant validation via the Like button to feel good as a person)

    Here is that video I promised you! It took me so long to write that VM that by the end I'd forgotten to go back and add the link in

    I have failed miserably, as you must already know, on my promise to watch an episode of the Potter musical each day, but I have watched Part 2 in preparation for this VM and here are my impressions!

    - I'm Cho Chang, domo arigato!
    - MALFOY IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE THING SHE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL I ACTUALLY KNOW AND THE GIRL SHE LOOKS LIKE IS OBSESSED WITH TOM FELTON AND MALFOY SO AS WELL AS BEING HILARIOUS IT WAS ALSO A TOTAL MIND****!
    - Dumbledore looks like the uncle that hugs you too long at family get-togethers lmao

    I just got news from Clarice's Bonsai Garden. Geronimo arrived safe and sound and although it was awkward between he and Clarice at first, she offered him a bamboo shoot and he replied with a very witty pun about being bamboozled that she thought giraffes ate bamboo. They then made fast friends and Clarice has been riding around on his back ever since. The bonsai garden is near totalled, but the staff cannot stay mad at their prized panda.

    Now for your current VM...

    DID YOU MAKE THAT I HEART CLARICE PICTURE YOURSELF? OR WAS THERE LEGIT A PICTURE ONLINE THAT HAD A PANDA THAT SAID I HEART CLARICE?! TELL ME? DO THEY SELL THESE PANDAS AT THE BONSAI GARDEN?!

    Also you're not a fantastic stalker, because if you were you would have seen that earlier in that very same thread, I posted my entire coming out story it happened at the beginning of November - I shall provide you with a link! :D

    HERE IT IS. LE COMING OUT STOREE
  9. Sodom
    January 26th, 2013 06:29 PM
    Sodom
    I know. I know. I'm so bad I don't even deserve your love anymore. But before you hate me for eternity, listen to my tale!

    I got your last VM in the early hours of Tuesday morning shortly before I went to bed. I was going to watch Mr. Criss perform in all his wondrous glory and provide you my thoughts but I had an early day and had to be off to bed, so I resolved to do it that evening. Then that evening my friends Lauren and Brooke asked me if I wanted to go for a McDonalds run, so I thought "alright, shouldn't take long" and I went out with them. Then while I was out, I got a call from my future roommate Luke asking what I was doing because he was bored. I sighed (it's actually been more than two weeks since I've spent an evening at home) and said I'd come over when I finished with Lauren and Brooke. So we finished our plans and I drove them home and then drove over to Luke's to hang out for a little bit...

    ... I arrived home at 11:30am.

    ... on Saturday morning.

    However, onto business (or rather, pleasure) - OH actually that reminds me. I have a video to show you too! I'm going to link it to you rather than embedding it because I don't think it's exactly appropriate for PokeCommunity children and linking is far less suspicious . Here it is, enjoy. I have not laughed so hard at a video since I found the bloopers on the DVDs of Will & Grace

    SO YES ONTO BUSINESS. You haven't seen the Toy Story movies either?! YOU ARE LIKE MY SOULMATE. I don't want to see them now that I know you haven't. I feel that this gives us a special bond. You and me against the world. Against Buzz and Woody and the whole crew of dolls and whatnot. I solemnly swear that if you never watch them, I won't either. We will share this for the rest of our days!

    Aaaaa omg that Pottery song was awesome! I think my favourite part was how Darren Criss seemed to try to make a semblance of a British accent (not very well, but you can feel the attempt) and then when Ron arrived on stage they just called the whole thing off and went full American. You could practically see Fawkes flying over their heads, bursting into flames and being reborn as a bald eagle!

    FLOO POWDER POWDER FLOO POWDER POWDER FLOO POWDER POWDER

    I have decided I am going to watch one part per day and send through my thoughts :D

    I also ordered Geronimo - the smallest giraffe I could find online - and sent him over to Clarice in China. I then got a very angry call from the staff of the bonsai garden where Clarice spends her days and they asked me (in a Chinese accent so angry it almost sounded German) for an explanation of why there is an alpaca who will only answer to the name of "Lollipop" stalking and spitting on their prized panda. Or as they put it, "WHY IS THERE ARPACA WHO WIRR ONRY ANSWER TO NAME RORRIPOP STORKING AND SPITTING ON CRARICE! CRARICE BONSAI GARDEN PRIZED PANDAA! WE CANNOT SAY RORRIPOP PROPERRY SO ARPACA WIRR NOT RESPOND TO PREAS TO STOP SPIT! TAKE ARPACA AWAY!"

    So I guess the company screwed up. Clarice does not deserve this treatment and I have sent an immediate cease and desist order to the alpaca to stop this spitting issue and have arranged for animal control to take it away to the Shanghai Zoo tomorrow. Not only will I get Clarice the giraffe she deserves, but I will make this horrible scenario up to her with seven coupons for free panda massage. She must have more than a few knots in her back after all the stress she's been under!
  10. Sodom
    January 20th, 2013 06:54 AM
    Sodom
    YOU ARE HERE DON'T LEAVE COME AND TALK TO ME I LOVE YOU. I HAVEN'T EVEN READ YOUR VM YET I JUST SAW THAT YOU POSTED ONE AND HAD TO TACKLE YOU IMMEDIATELY

About Me

  • About Barrels
    Biography
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent. The more friends you make, the better life gets.

    Shopping centres are brilliant because they tend to have lifts. Glass ones. When I miss a bus out of town, I just go up in the world.
    Interests
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop, watching old Munsters episodes and marching with the Nermie Army. Not all at the same time.
    _____________
    Current obsession: Vidding! I love me some Sony Vegas.
    Location
    Hanging from the edge of a cliff
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Moron
    Nature
    Lonely
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.
    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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