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  1. Shining Raichu
    June 21st, 2012 07:11 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh also ilu :3
  2. Shining Raichu
    June 21st, 2012 07:10 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh also! If I told you when the AAEP were coming around, it would defeat the purpose of employing them! Though if you are going to rule the world with me it would be best to discard words like 'truncheon' from your vocabulary to free up some valuable mind space for things that actually matter!
  3. Shining Raichu
    June 21st, 2012 07:07 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I read this VM last night right before I went to bed (because I got it at 1:43am due to your quite frankly terrible timing). I like to reply to VMs right when I get them but it was soooo late and I was like "ehhh I'll do it in the morning". Of course, when morning came, there was no little notification telling me I had a VM to reply to and BOOM I completely forgot. I am going to immediately go to CQF and suggest a "Flag as Unread" option for VMs so that nonsense like this never takes place again!

    Anyway, Hell yes Andy 2.0! Swearing and everything, get you!

    And why does everybody have an issue with Macs they're so beautiful and stylish and fast and wonderful. You're all just mean and elitist and like doing everything the hard way clearly!
  4. Shining Raichu
    June 20th, 2012 06:56 AM
    Shining Raichu
    <3 MUCH WUV. Also I love my nickname of "Big Guy". It makes me feel special

    And I am not your sole teacher! I just employ them to teach you. If you're gonna have all the knowledge it's best taught to you by people who are trained to filter the knowledge into my understanding so that you become Andy 2.0 and we can rule the world together as one entity!

    I see you found my Cracked article. I had no idea when I put that ad on Craigslist that it would be so controversial, but there are kids these days that really do need a reality check and I am happy to give it to them by any means necessary.

    No but really that guy is ****ing awesome hahaha. I love that so much. I hope that's legit because I will seriously employ him to do that to other people's kids. Watch out Little Timmy, the Self-Esteem Police are coming for you!

    And I have no objection to you stalking my posts. They are all fantastic reads and completely worth the time and effort . I would, however, ask that you refrain from using that stalking ability to contradict me about Macs. Or I will end you.

    Nah, that's OK. You haven't been to that lesson yet

    (P.S., I'm sure those women were indeed ugly. I never tell a lie).
  5. Shining Raichu
    June 18th, 2012 04:58 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I'm in charge of all of your lessons! I have a secret pact with Swinehaemorrhoids School of Pottery and Everything that puts me in charge of what you learn. Don't stress about that too much though, it's all legit and above-board and it means I pay your tuition so you get that for free!

    Also, there is a staff post theme collab going on right now leading up to the Japanese release of B2W2. We all have matching sigs and avatars. You might notice mine if you ever venture out into the forums beyond VMing me . But here is the first draft of the sig I asked for, before I had the line taken off because I didn't want 4000 VMs asking me wtf it was about

    Spoiler:
  6. Shining Raichu
    June 17th, 2012 07:28 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Well now that the flow is broken, I'm not going to delete my VM because YOU RUINED IT AND I FEEL THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU RUINED IT.

    Also I regret to inform you that the little-known school of magic (Pigboils? Swinehaemorrhoids? I'm no good with names) is not located in the forests of Albion. You are thinking of the ancient civilisation of Camelot. That table was round, not rectangular and inappropriately long. I do understand the confusion - they have both produced amazing magic-wielders. Only one of them, however, produces people with the power to do this:



    For the record, I want it known that I started writing this post at midnight. It is now 1:22AM, because an ill-conceived plan to go to Tumblr to find a gif version of that scene resulted in a one-hour spree of going through my dashboard reblogging every funny thing I saw

    In any event, I made no such pact with these mages. Mostly because Albion and all other magical kingdoms are quite far away and frankly I couldn't be arsed. If you wish for your pottery lesson to have a supernatural element though, I am more than happy to arrange for the late Patrick Swayze to come sit behind you and hold you as you mold the clay.
  7. pokemaster0823
    June 16th, 2012 12:45 PM
    pokemaster0823
    True story: I JUST got a post deleted yesterday because it was "too generic". Wah. I never win. Haha.

    By any chance, are you registered on the Zelda Universe forums? That's the website I'm most active on, and I'm making an honest attempt to become just as active on here.
  8. Shining Raichu
    June 16th, 2012 09:00 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I had a horribly busy day today and it's now 3am and I only just got to your VM, so instead of replying now I'm gonna just send you this to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and go to sleep. Then in the morning im going to delete this VM do it doesn't break up the flow and I'm gonna send a real one that shows my mind is awake xD
  9. pokemaster0823
    June 15th, 2012 08:58 AM
    pokemaster0823
    Basically the same thing. :p I'm just forum-ing. Pokecommunity is the only forum that's working right now, though! D: It's strange. I'm trying to post more here, but for some reason, I can't think of anything to say in most of the threads. I wouldn't be adding anything new. :p #NewMemberProblems
  10. pokemaster0823
    June 14th, 2012 06:12 PM
    pokemaster0823
    Hey! What's up? :D
  11. Shining Raichu
    June 14th, 2012 05:51 AM
    Shining Raichu
    It is happening right now, and you are still unaware even though I have made you aware. This shows the depth of the GMP. You are powerless against it. You will be mine.

    This means, of course, that when you are done learning and the earth turns on your axis rather than its own, I will be by your side controlling it with you. You will not sketch my future, we will sketch the future of the world... together.

    And it all starts this summer, in pottery class.
  12. Shining Raichu
    June 13th, 2012 02:47 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Don't worry, Phase 2 is subtle. The majority of the Grand Master Plan will go forth with you completely unaware that anything is happening. It is so subtle that even my telling you about the Grand Master Plan will not spoil the Grand Master Plan.

    And telling somebody to enjoy their summer is not being a bad influence! When do you ever stop? When do you rest?! WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE ENOUGH!

    What is this course in, anyway? Please tell me it's a summer course in pottery or something fun lie that. You know, something that you can really make money from.
  13. Shining Raichu
    June 11th, 2012 06:05 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I should so change my usertitle to "Felicity Whoever" lmfao. It's FeliciA DAY. Anyway, it's glad that you see me more as her and less as a man - that is Phase 1 in my master plan to turn you gay and make you mine. You won't know what hit you when you see Phase 2

    OMG. Are you seriously doing a summer course? I was kidding! This is how you're going to spend your two months of freedom?

    DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO JUST HAVE A FRIKKIN' HOLIDAY ANYMORE?! I want you to think long and hard about the choices you make, young man!
  14. Shining Raichu
    June 10th, 2012 06:45 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I think he's just too manly for me. I can't handle that amount of manly. I'm not man enough for rum

    When are your summer holidays starting?! AND IF YOU TELL ME YOU'RE DOING A SUMMER COURSE I WILL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
  15. Shining Raichu
    June 9th, 2012 05:12 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I would believe the quality declined in a linear fashion . ARGH ****ING RUM. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL JOHNNY DEPP JUST FOR JACK SPARROW ALONE! "Why's all the rum gone" oh shut up. SHUT UP.

    You seem to me confused. It wasn't a Polynesian cookery club, that was just my hobby. The club was about the amazing acting talents of one Miss Penelope Cruz. And how is Her Majesty these days? Did she crack a smile at her Jubilee?

About Me

  • About Barrels
    Biography
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    Interests
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Location
    Three thousand miles from home
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Moron
    Nature
    Lonely
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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