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  1. Shining Raichu
    June 14th, 2012 05:51 AM
    Shining Raichu
    It is happening right now, and you are still unaware even though I have made you aware. This shows the depth of the GMP. You are powerless against it. You will be mine.

    This means, of course, that when you are done learning and the earth turns on your axis rather than its own, I will be by your side controlling it with you. You will not sketch my future, we will sketch the future of the world... together.

    And it all starts this summer, in pottery class.
  2. Shining Raichu
    June 13th, 2012 02:47 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Don't worry, Phase 2 is subtle. The majority of the Grand Master Plan will go forth with you completely unaware that anything is happening. It is so subtle that even my telling you about the Grand Master Plan will not spoil the Grand Master Plan.

    And telling somebody to enjoy their summer is not being a bad influence! When do you ever stop? When do you rest?! WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE ENOUGH!

    What is this course in, anyway? Please tell me it's a summer course in pottery or something fun lie that. You know, something that you can really make money from.
  3. Shining Raichu
    June 11th, 2012 06:05 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I should so change my usertitle to "Felicity Whoever" lmfao. It's FeliciA DAY. Anyway, it's glad that you see me more as her and less as a man - that is Phase 1 in my master plan to turn you gay and make you mine. You won't know what hit you when you see Phase 2

    OMG. Are you seriously doing a summer course? I was kidding! This is how you're going to spend your two months of freedom?

    DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO JUST HAVE A FRIKKIN' HOLIDAY ANYMORE?! I want you to think long and hard about the choices you make, young man!
  4. Shining Raichu
    June 10th, 2012 06:45 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I think he's just too manly for me. I can't handle that amount of manly. I'm not man enough for rum

    When are your summer holidays starting?! AND IF YOU TELL ME YOU'RE DOING A SUMMER COURSE I WILL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
  5. Shining Raichu
    June 9th, 2012 05:12 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I would believe the quality declined in a linear fashion . ARGH ****ING RUM. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL JOHNNY DEPP JUST FOR JACK SPARROW ALONE! "Why's all the rum gone" oh shut up. SHUT UP.

    You seem to me confused. It wasn't a Polynesian cookery club, that was just my hobby. The club was about the amazing acting talents of one Miss Penelope Cruz. And how is Her Majesty these days? Did she crack a smile at her Jubilee?
  6. Shining Raichu
    June 7th, 2012 09:10 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. I saw the second and fourth movies and didn't particularly care for either (the fourth less so - when Penelope Cruz can't even make a character which is essentially Penelope Cruz in a pirate costume believable, one spends most of the movie wondering if she's really that bad an actress or whether it is somehow the fault of the costume department for not making her adequately 'piratey'. Also, there was a scene in the second film where some creatures tore off Orlando Bloom's shirt and began whipping him which stirred some approval in my private region and bolstered the entire film endeavor slightly in my estimation). Therefore I feel that your hilarious account of your adventures has the dual effect of catching me up on what I missed by choosing not to see the film and being more entertaining than the movie could ever hope to be - if only due to the absence of constant and laborious references to misplaced rum. So thank you! You've saved me more than two hours of my life which can now be reallocated to other activities such as Polynesian cookery or founding my Penelope Cruz fan club.

    But no really, where have you been?! I was worried sick!
  7. Shining Raichu
    June 6th, 2012 03:44 PM
    Shining Raichu
    OMFG YOU'RE HERE I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
  8. Shining Raichu
    June 3rd, 2012 03:35 PM
    Shining Raichu
    OK It is most definitely not me that dropped the convo this time
  9. pokemaster0823
    May 31st, 2012 09:05 AM
    pokemaster0823
    I am definitely back! I'm glad all is forgiven. :D

    I wanted to do something that would REQUIRE me to stay active on the forums, so I started a trade shop! Woo!

    I also bought Pokemon Platinum yesterday. I'm almost not comfortable admitting how much time the clock reads on my file considering I've only had it since 3:30 PM yesterday...
  10. Shining Raichu
    May 30th, 2012 05:29 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I vote you keep the smilies. I like them, they suit you!

    How long is it til your Summer holidays by the way! I MISS OUR SKYPING IT HAS BEEN OVER A MONTH

    And Ron doesn't have flaws, he is ALL flaws (lmao I don't actually hate Ron all that much, I'm partially baiting you ). But to be honest, I don't like my men like Ron or like Edward, but somewhere in between
  11. Shining Raichu
    May 30th, 2012 02:35 AM
    Shining Raichu
    The smilies aren't so bad! What's wrong with them, they convey tone! Though I do love your characterisation of them as "little yellow beacons of pathetic" XD. You know, you can choose to disable smilies in text so they just come out in text form!

    And I did not get the Malfoy reference because it's inaccurate. Where Malfoy (and the rest of the Malfoys) look down on the Weasley gene pool in general, I merely meant that every gene pool has its ups and downs and unfortunately Ron inherited the bulk of the downs
  12. Shining Raichu
    May 29th, 2012 05:28 AM
    Shining Raichu
    You're not going to rise to my baiting? You're getting lazy in your old age, my friend

    I don't understand what the hell you mean by Malfoy either. I'm sure it's funny though, so I'm already laughing in anticipation
  13. pokemaster0823
    May 28th, 2012 06:54 AM
    pokemaster0823
    Hi guys. (Pluralized because it's going out to Barrels and Shining Raichu).

    I'm back from being M.I.A... again. :p

    In my defense, I had finals, AP Exams, and I had to get ready for prom and Junior/Senior social (which is like a giant costume party).

    I'm basically an asshat.

    But now that summer's here, I'm going to be on more! I promise! For real this time.

    If it makes you feel better, here's me and my friends dressed as characters from the Legend of Zelda for my Junior/Senior social?



    I'm Navi, the third one from the left.

    Prom was fun though.

    Finals and AP Exams? Not so much. :p

    SO HI, THIS IS BASICALLY ME BEING AWKWARD BUT HOPING THAT I CAN JOIN THE POKECOMMUNITY AGAIN.

    Also, I tried to send this as a PM but that didn't work out, so here ya go. :p
  14. Shining Raichu
    May 26th, 2012 04:26 PM
    Shining Raichu
    1. Serf may just be the most pretentious one-syllable word in the English language. It is worthy of Hyacinth Bucket herself.
    2. I think Ginny had just the right amount of character development for a generic teenage girl on the periphery of a story . I wouldn't say it was zero, she did evolve from a timid girl with a crush on Harry to a semi-confident young teenager who, at the very least, partially got over her obsession with Harry and got on with her life! Cho, however... well, if she's gonna lose her **** like that every time one of her boyfriends gets murdered, she's not going to make it very far in life.
    3. LOL oh wow. I had no idea that was a thing. Now I have IN-SUFF-ER-A-BLE-KNOW-IT-ALL-HER-MY-KNEE-GRAN-GER playing on repeat in my head. So, thank you for that. It turns out that was the song that awoke my sleeper cell system Summer Glau-style and now there's a dead-person bonfire in the middle of my town.
    4. No, we don't get Terry Wogan/Graham Norton making fun of everything. I'm not even sure who Terry Wogan is. We get sub-standard Australian comedians doing the same thing, but not funny because not British .
    5. I am not a Krumshipper. I don't like him and I would actually prefer she be with Ron than with Krum. However for the sake of bloodlines, Krum is a sexy stallion and Ron is the embodiment of all the flaws in the Weasley gene pool.
    6. MEAN :<
  15. Shining Raichu
    May 26th, 2012 07:40 AM
    Shining Raichu
    OK since I can't be bothered typing out a long clever response at this time of night, I am going to give it to you in list form!

    1. What the hell is a serf?
    2. I love Ginny, Cho cries too much and is annoying.
    3. Nobody hates Gred and Forge. That's just impossible and i'm offended that you even brought it up!
    4. Eurovision is on tomorrow night my time, and no I will not be watching XD. I was invited to my friend's house to watch it but I did that last year and it was SO. BORING. I guess I'm not European enough to get it
    5. I hear Viktor Krum's loins were ready to make children that would have been far taller and whose genitalia would have been considerably larger than that produced by a mouth-breathing ginger
    6. Lee jordon would give Hermione mocha babies. This is not relevant to anything, but merely a statement of fact. I find the image of Hermione putting cornrows in her child's hair hilarious.

    DONE! XD

About Me

  • About Barrels
    Biography
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent. The more friends you make, the better life gets.

    Shopping centres are brilliant because they tend to have lifts. Glass ones. When I miss a bus out of town, I just go up in the world.
    Interests
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop, watching old Munsters episodes and marching with the Nermie Army. Not all at the same time.
    _____________
    Current obsession: Vidding! I love me some Sony Vegas.
    Location
    Hanging from the edge of a cliff
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Moron
    Nature
    Lonely
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.
    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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    Ramona Flowers

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