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  1. Shining Raichu
    June 18th, 2012 4:58 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I'm in charge of all of your lessons! I have a secret pact with Swinehaemorrhoids School of Pottery and Everything that puts me in charge of what you learn. Don't stress about that too much though, it's all legit and above-board and it means I pay your tuition so you get that for free!

    Also, there is a staff post theme collab going on right now leading up to the Japanese release of B2W2. We all have matching sigs and avatars. You might notice mine if you ever venture out into the forums beyond VMing me . But here is the first draft of the sig I asked for, before I had the line taken off because I didn't want 4000 VMs asking me wtf it was about

    Spoiler:
  2. Shining Raichu
    June 17th, 2012 7:28 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Well now that the flow is broken, I'm not going to delete my VM because YOU RUINED IT AND I FEEL THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU RUINED IT.

    Also I regret to inform you that the little-known school of magic (Pigboils? Swinehaemorrhoids? I'm no good with names) is not located in the forests of Albion. You are thinking of the ancient civilisation of Camelot. That table was round, not rectangular and inappropriately long. I do understand the confusion - they have both produced amazing magic-wielders. Only one of them, however, produces people with the power to do this:



    For the record, I want it known that I started writing this post at midnight. It is now 1:22AM, because an ill-conceived plan to go to Tumblr to find a gif version of that scene resulted in a one-hour spree of going through my dashboard reblogging every funny thing I saw

    In any event, I made no such pact with these mages. Mostly because Albion and all other magical kingdoms are quite far away and frankly I couldn't be arsed. If you wish for your pottery lesson to have a supernatural element though, I am more than happy to arrange for the late Patrick Swayze to come sit behind you and hold you as you mold the clay.
  3. pokemaster0823
    June 16th, 2012 12:45 PM
    pokemaster0823
    True story: I JUST got a post deleted yesterday because it was "too generic". Wah. I never win. Haha.

    By any chance, are you registered on the Zelda Universe forums? That's the website I'm most active on, and I'm making an honest attempt to become just as active on here.
  4. Shining Raichu
    June 16th, 2012 9:00 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I had a horribly busy day today and it's now 3am and I only just got to your VM, so instead of replying now I'm gonna just send you this to let you know I haven't forgotten about you and go to sleep. Then in the morning im going to delete this VM do it doesn't break up the flow and I'm gonna send a real one that shows my mind is awake xD
  5. pokemaster0823
    June 15th, 2012 8:58 AM
    pokemaster0823
    Basically the same thing. :p I'm just forum-ing. Pokecommunity is the only forum that's working right now, though! D: It's strange. I'm trying to post more here, but for some reason, I can't think of anything to say in most of the threads. I wouldn't be adding anything new. :p #NewMemberProblems
  6. pokemaster0823
    June 14th, 2012 6:12 PM
    pokemaster0823
    Hey! What's up? :D
  7. Shining Raichu
    June 14th, 2012 5:51 AM
    Shining Raichu
    It is happening right now, and you are still unaware even though I have made you aware. This shows the depth of the GMP. You are powerless against it. You will be mine.

    This means, of course, that when you are done learning and the earth turns on your axis rather than its own, I will be by your side controlling it with you. You will not sketch my future, we will sketch the future of the world... together.

    And it all starts this summer, in pottery class.
  8. Shining Raichu
    June 13th, 2012 2:47 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Don't worry, Phase 2 is subtle. The majority of the Grand Master Plan will go forth with you completely unaware that anything is happening. It is so subtle that even my telling you about the Grand Master Plan will not spoil the Grand Master Plan.

    And telling somebody to enjoy their summer is not being a bad influence! When do you ever stop? When do you rest?! WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE ENOUGH!

    What is this course in, anyway? Please tell me it's a summer course in pottery or something fun lie that. You know, something that you can really make money from.
  9. Shining Raichu
    June 11th, 2012 6:05 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I should so change my usertitle to "Felicity Whoever" lmfao. It's FeliciA DAY. Anyway, it's glad that you see me more as her and less as a man - that is Phase 1 in my master plan to turn you gay and make you mine. You won't know what hit you when you see Phase 2

    OMG. Are you seriously doing a summer course? I was kidding! This is how you're going to spend your two months of freedom?

    DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO JUST HAVE A FRIKKIN' HOLIDAY ANYMORE?! I want you to think long and hard about the choices you make, young man!
  10. Shining Raichu
    June 10th, 2012 6:45 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I think he's just too manly for me. I can't handle that amount of manly. I'm not man enough for rum

    When are your summer holidays starting?! AND IF YOU TELL ME YOU'RE DOING A SUMMER COURSE I WILL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
  11. Shining Raichu
    June 9th, 2012 5:12 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I would believe the quality declined in a linear fashion . ARGH ****ING RUM. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL JOHNNY DEPP JUST FOR JACK SPARROW ALONE! "Why's all the rum gone" oh shut up. SHUT UP.

    You seem to me confused. It wasn't a Polynesian cookery club, that was just my hobby. The club was about the amazing acting talents of one Miss Penelope Cruz. And how is Her Majesty these days? Did she crack a smile at her Jubilee?
  12. Shining Raichu
    June 7th, 2012 9:10 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean. I saw the second and fourth movies and didn't particularly care for either (the fourth less so - when Penelope Cruz can't even make a character which is essentially Penelope Cruz in a pirate costume believable, one spends most of the movie wondering if she's really that bad an actress or whether it is somehow the fault of the costume department for not making her adequately 'piratey'. Also, there was a scene in the second film where some creatures tore off Orlando Bloom's shirt and began whipping him which stirred some approval in my private region and bolstered the entire film endeavor slightly in my estimation). Therefore I feel that your hilarious account of your adventures has the dual effect of catching me up on what I missed by choosing not to see the film and being more entertaining than the movie could ever hope to be - if only due to the absence of constant and laborious references to misplaced rum. So thank you! You've saved me more than two hours of my life which can now be reallocated to other activities such as Polynesian cookery or founding my Penelope Cruz fan club.

    But no really, where have you been?! I was worried sick!
  13. Shining Raichu
    June 6th, 2012 3:44 PM
    Shining Raichu
    OMFG YOU'RE HERE I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
  14. Shining Raichu
    June 3rd, 2012 3:35 PM
    Shining Raichu
    OK It is most definitely not me that dropped the convo this time
  15. pokemaster0823
    May 31st, 2012 9:05 AM
    pokemaster0823
    I am definitely back! I'm glad all is forgiven. :D

    I wanted to do something that would REQUIRE me to stay active on the forums, so I started a trade shop! Woo!

    I also bought Pokemon Platinum yesterday. I'm almost not comfortable admitting how much time the clock reads on my file considering I've only had it since 3:30 PM yesterday...

About Me

  • About Barrels
    Biography
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    Interests
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Location
    Three thousand miles from home
    Gender
    Male ♂
    Occupation
    Moron
    Nature
    Lonely
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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Top Critic
Congratulations on winning PC's Review Contest. Here's a gold pen to show off to all your friends. It's real gold, you know!
Awarded: February 16th, 2012 8:15 AM
Holy Kommunion
The Bible says that Jesus was like, all about Bloody Mary's.
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Dizzy!
Not quite there, but still an amazing concept you had in the Design A Spin-Off Contest, which is why you're in 2nd place! Wanna sit down and regain composure?
Awarded: July 19th, 2012 8:39 PM
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Awarded: November 18th, 2012 4:57 AM

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