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  1. Shining Raichu
    May 8th, 2015 7:01 AM
    Shining Raichu
    We used to have the most delicious jelly babies and then as everything does, they got discontinued. That's not interesting.

    The good news is my laptop will be back on Tuesday if it can be fixed! And if it can't, I'm ordering a brand new one for 15% off thanks to my wonderful friend who works at the Apple Store!

    Oh and I hit a wallaby with my car on the way home from work tonight and it worries me how little I felt about it. I actually forgot it had happened until just now writing this message lol. Do I have a conscience? Am I without a soul to call my own? Can my forehead turn bumpy and cause fangs to sprout from my gums and my skin to catch fire in the light of day? These questions and more answered on Andrew's Introspective Journey Through Accidental Murder
  2. Shining Raichu
    April 30th, 2015 8:53 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Your baby misses you too but your baby has found himself in the horrible position of once again being without a laptop! The struggle is real. I feel like I can't breathe without it, I just wanna scroll through tumblr and talk to you!

    It all started when you refused to call yourself Barrels Mah Barrels. That broke my laptop.
  3. Shining Raichu
    April 20th, 2015 8:14 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh also I hear there is a new, better Star Wars trailer out. I have not seen it, but I trust that you have
  4. Shining Raichu
    April 20th, 2015 8:14 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I had this random thought just go through my head
    It said

    "I've gotta get back to Barrels! Mah Barrels!"

    So your name is henceforth Barrels Mah Barrels - name changes are a thing on this community now, you should get on top of that.

    I would take a photo of all the chocolate I got for Easter but it won't all fit in one photo, I'm afraid #silverplatterlife

    HOW DID YOU FARE? The less chocolate, the more chance you will have of getting married and never having children because who even does that.
  5. Shining Raichu
    April 7th, 2015 8:18 AM
    Shining Raichu

  6. Shining Raichu
    April 5th, 2015 8:34 PM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh my how the time does fly!

    Despite the fact that Google has negated the need to ask questions out loud, I will do my due diligence and ask 'who the hell is Nick Gillard? Sounds like a politician.'

    I will also ask why on earth anybody is excited about this new Star Wars movie when the first trailer for it was absolute rubbish with no tonal consistency and the fact that JJ Abrams is in charge of it

    And I love your avatar as well! Is it new?
  7. Shining Raichu
    March 27th, 2015 11:56 PM
    Shining Raichu
    I was just thinking about you last night! I've had that article open in a tab ever since you sent it and I laugh all the time but it was only last night that I thought "Did I actually reply to that?"

    This is what happens when I get a PM and a VM at the same time, I reply to one and forget the other
  8. Shining Raichu
    March 9th, 2015 3:32 AM
    Shining Raichu


  9. Shining Raichu
    March 7th, 2015 6:19 PM
    Shining Raichu
    There are a whole bunch of things you can set the swear filter to do. You can disable it which is obviously how your account is set, or you can opt for the love hearts or asterisks like usual or you can set it to "Pokemon" which does really cutesy **** like change the word "****ing" to "psyducking". My account somehow reverted to this after I was demoted so the entire meaning of your first post was FOILED.

    The issue has now been rectified, so we can ****ing continue all we like.

    As fun as it is to imagine a seamstress sitting in her little English cottage one night with a needle and thread sewing an entire helicopter onto a submarine, I somehow don't think this has yet been patented


    Also I feel we should address the elephant in the room.

    YES, it is true, I am no longer staff. The higher staff got together and decided that as I am a normal, intelligent and highly functional human being with no discernable trace of mental or social inhibition or instability, I was not a true representation of the community and as such it was inappropriate for me to represent it on the staff team.

    Or I made one too many dick jokes, either or.
  10. Shining Raichu
    February 27th, 2015 12:42 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh and yeah we stopped censoring a little while back - I didn't notice at first either but it definitely is a treat
  11. Shining Raichu
    February 27th, 2015 12:39 AM
    Shining Raichu


    I imagine this is what a cheetah feels like after it recovers from a broken leg. The wind in my hair, whiskers flying arse-about. Not going to type you a message and then thinking "oh damn it I can't be bothered dealing with the iPad keyboard right now". You know, like cheetahs do.

    What have you been productive with? If you're about to tell me you just invented tinned strawberries then I'll understand. The patent work alone is a pile of paperwork Ms. Moneypenny herself wouldn't dare to go near. (I'm thinking Ms. Moneypenny was James Bond's secretary who sat in an office pushing papers until he needed to **** her, but feel free to contradict me if I'm wrong. Our marriage is already in tatters, what's one more contradiction to add to the pile when we go to couple's therapy?)

    Now, I agree to milk the cows, but I don't think you're gonna agree to eating the Coco Pops burnished in the milk of the day before. Have you ever tasted milk straight from the cow? I haven't either, but word on the street is that it tastes like complete ass. You need to pasteurise it, whatever the hell that means, and add all those lovely things that make it drinkable and probably toxic so that the government can control our life expectancy.

    Did you see a government conspiracy theory coming out of that paragraph? I didn't.

    I will never, however, change my name or profile to Taylor Swift, and I will give you the reasons why.

    1) I have no idea how to change anything on my profile. Everything you see here was done for me with completed artwork and a comprehensive step by step on implementation.

    2) If I were to change my name to Taylor Swift, it would be locked that way until May

    3) It would not be good for my self-esteem or my soul.

    4) Taylor Swift is a dog.

    Though I will say that this was the funniest thing I have read in forever:

    Originally Posted by My Barrels
    Ancient Druidic Rituals (little-known outside the British Isles conveniently) which DEMAND that friendships be consolidated after the passing of three years by the transformation of one party into Taylor Swift
    so congratulations on that
  12. Shining Raichu
    February 19th, 2015 5:42 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I could see myself as an employee there, I'd answer the phone "Good morning, Rameses' Finest Grape Crushers Cotswolds Branch, Andrew speaking. How may I help you?"

    Christ that's a long hello. but I'll gladly put up with it if it means coming home to a wing of your mansion, perchance to hang out with you until the cows come home, brush their teeth, go to bed, wake up again and moo for the whole meadow to hear!

    I'm clearly already 20% British as I do Number 3 already, but I've also got some work to do. I have no clue what an After Eight even is and I like any other self-respecting member of any population know to get a VPN blocker and get American Netflix just as the baby Jesus intended.

    I'm unprepared to check this as I am on my iPad and my laptop is staying at the Apple Store getting its **** together, but I do believe that we have missed our three year anniversary! So happy anniversary my love! Best three years of my life <3
  13. Shining Raichu
    February 10th, 2015 8:37 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Oh my god that man is my destiny twin or something, that was so goddamn majestic I never.

    Also I feel you should know that the only way I could hold onto that long-ass sentence and follow it through was to actually read it out loud to myself. I'm not sure which part of this message was my favourite

    I'm considering moving to England some day, what are your tips for British life and could we possibly live together so I don't feel so very alone? You guys have liquor stores I could assistant manage, right?
  14. Shining Raichu
    January 28th, 2015 8:28 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I will reply properly tomorrow but one point I feel needs immediate clarification is no, Super 8 is not Australian lol. The sentence was meant to be "Yesterday was Australia Day so naturally I spent it inside watching American movies" whoops

    And alright while I'm here I might as well address Bradley Cooper BUT THE REST MUST WAIT TIL AFTER MY SLEEP. I didn't like the character because I hate that southern all-American patriot type, and also yeah it was kinda the muscles! Bradley Cooper has never done that much for me anyway homo-wise, but he was too big and bulky and his jaw poked out too much like rednecks do and it just made him thoroughly unlike able to me. For the record, I like my guys thin and nerdy rather than big and buff

    And now that I know you've seen it I can say that I had no idea it was a true story and at the end when the screen went black and it said he died that day I burst out laughing because I felt we'd been taken on that journey for pretty much nothing lol. Though I guess that's how his life felt too - oh, I'm terrible.

  15. Shining Raichu
    January 27th, 2015 6:28 AM
    Shining Raichu
    More Roswell THAN Buffy, goddamn autocorrect for iPad

About Me

  • About Barrels
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Three thousand miles from home
    Male ♂
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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Top Critic
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Holy Kommunion
The Bible says that Jesus was like, all about Bloody Mary's.
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Not quite there, but still an amazing concept you had in the Design A Spin-Off Contest, which is why you're in 2nd place! Wanna sit down and regain composure?
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