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LOL the first thing I thought of when I read "I'm part-time" is "yeah, part-time sexy beast". Then I realised the absolute absurdity of somebody being a sexy beast only part of the time and began to laugh. This is the sort of thing that amuses me in my perpetually-tired, mind-wiped state

Yes I saw First Class at the movies! I think it was actually closer to two years ago . I love Jennifer Lawrence in anything she's in and I just really loved the movie in general! But if you think you're behind, what if I told you that I only just saw the original three X-Men movies shortly before Christmas?

Thought I'd drop by (hey, you said I should ).
Your post was actually really good (and hilarious) and I don't know what I did to make me seem interesting, (but I'm glad I did it anyway)
Thanks for the hugs, (...*hugs back*) and I'm still waiting on my donut :D.

I love your posts in the LGBT topic, haha. They're funny yet get the point across. xD

Thanks for your input. x)

Also I love you!

And I accepted you into my club! I've just been really busy and forgetful

You know full-time work? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. I mean, I have to do it to support Claronimo, but if you can avoid it then please do.

Mum knew long before she knew I was gay that I wouldn't be having children, on account of I hate them . I was just using that as an example! Though even still I'm sure the thought did cross her mind - whenever the subject of children and how little I wanted them came up, she would always do the condescending "oh you'll change your mind" thing that made me want to snap her like a twig.

I heard about the English gay marriage vote! As I said in the LGBT Club, I wonder how the Australian government will feel about their 'no' vote last year now that the mother country has its **** together. Bet they feel mighty stupid now!

It seems the less effort I put in, the funnier I am . That status just came to me during what I refer to as my "Motherbuzz" and that was the best of the lot!

Alright, well my giranda dreams put to a dismal end, I guess Ta-ayz-slath and Geronimo are free to have their own generic giraffe babies. If this is what it means for everybody to be happy, I'll put down my page of couple names for Geronimo and Clarice (which was really just a piece of paper with the words "Gerice" and "Claronimo" written inside a love heart) and let what will happen happen. Just saying though, coming up with couple names for Ta-ayz-slath and Geronimo is virtually impossible! Tell Clarice that if a man panda doesn't tickle her fancy, I have access to two lions, a Great Dane and a rattlesnake who would all love to meet her.

HIHIHI!

I feel the need to remind you once again that I haven't forgotten about you! You should probably begin to assume that this is the case; you are always on my mind and I am always aware when I owe you a VM or a PM. And now I owe you both!

Your PM is incredibly amusing despite the horrible subject matter, and when I get home tomorrow night (yes, I'm going to work today then straight out afterwards and I won't be home til tomorrow night) I will be replying to both! I SWEAR!

Bahaha! I'd actually forgotten all about the things I'd written in that post, if I'm perfectly honest with you .

And to a mother, yes it makes a WHOLE lot of difference . If you're born that way, then at least there's something to blame. But if it's a lifestyle you choose, then you are culpable and there is hope of changing your mind through parental guilt. After all, you are not just choosing to love men, you're choosing not to give them grandchildren and you're choosing to be something that's different from what they wanted for you since the day you were born etc etc

I do share your righteousness though! If someone chooses to be gay good on them! I just doubt their mother will see it the same way

Now, onto the Facebookians. I run a Facebook designed for attention, as I've told you. I get upwards of 15 likes and often a few comments on everything I post on Facebook. Some instances include this:


This:


And most impressively, this:


Now by comparison, let me show you what your wonderful little quote got me:


I am appalled and outraged! How dare they not appreciate your genius! It was by far the most unique thing I have posted on the book in a long time and I am disgusted in all 424 of my Facebook friends for not recognising that.

It never occurred to me that there might be other videos outside of Nigella on that channel! I hadn't seen the Casetteboy one but that was masterful. This whole genre of editting videos might be something to explore haha.

Clarice needn't have bothered with her rebellious mission to the African underworld. She needed only contact me, I would have had Ta-ayz-slath shipped directly to the bonsai garden, along with a male panda for her should she feel in the frisky mood. Admittedly, I had originally sent her Geronimo in the hopes that he and Clarice might become something of an item; I've always had a thing for animal hybrids and seeing the world's first giranda would have been the icing on a beautiful bamboo shoot. Alas, if they wish to stick to their own kind that's fine, I won't begrudge them their true happiness. Though you should ask Clarice before I arrange for a man panda if there are any other species that have ever taken her fancy.

Ta-ayz-slath is currently being shipped to China, and the bonsai garden owes me several favours so I wouldn't worry too much about their ire (one Chinese masseur sexually assaulted me in the bonsai garden's free massage room, and even though I achieved a happy ending, I complained and they have offered to be my personal slaves in order to buy my silence on the matter).

(Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about the Potter Musical, but shirtless Voldemort will have to wait as today I am going house hunting and I'm already late! )

Oh and while you wait, feel free to look at my new signature. You'll actually know who it is unlike most people and also... well, boobs. Enjoy!