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  1. Shining Raichu
    November 4th, 2014 8:22 AM
    Shining Raichu
    My absence is over! Hold that thought though, I shall finish this message when I get up tomorrow (ON MY DAY OFF! I FINALLY GET A DAY OFF!)
  2. Shining Raichu
    October 25th, 2014 6:00 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Well you won't even tell me when your birthday is, so I think if you're gonna flog yourself over something it should be that

    Pretend there's no masturbatory double meaning to that or your long hard penitence and carry on.
  3. Shining Raichu
    October 15th, 2014 6:24 AM
    Shining Raichu
  4. Shining Raichu
    October 15th, 2014 5:59 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I'm here! Skype, immediately!
  5. Shining Raichu
    October 14th, 2014 7:00 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Cannot talk. No longer human. Am now Company owned and operated drone machine designed for specific purpose of carrying out Company bidding, even on own time. No longer referred to as 'own time' but as Company Annexe Time [CAT]. Wiping down dusty shelf with one hand as I type this message with the other. Company must not know I was here. Waste of precious time resource. Must think of only The Company.

    Internet activity on unauthorised-by-Company website detected. Team Member 298388 to be terminated in 10 seconds.

    Goodbye my Bar-
  6. Shining Raichu
    October 6th, 2014 6:27 AM
    Shining Raichu
    So! Before I forget, here is the Snape post:


    It's a long read, but it's completely worth it. It's more about Dumbledore's relationshop with Snape and how manipulative he really was. Made me respect Dumbledore even more, that puppet master of ours!

    The marathon was The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain America: The Winter Soldier. I got to spend practically the entire day at the movies, it was fantastic. My favourite place in the world, a beautifully dark air conditioning-d cinema. Ahh, if only I were going there tomorrow rather than the horrid place where they keep my paycheck

    Anyway I haven't forgotten your PM, I will reply to it! I had a dorky ear-to-ear grin the whole time I was reading it - I love that you're so happy now!
  7. Shining Raichu
    October 4th, 2014 3:43 PM
    Shining Raichu
    The messages are piling up I know! I had to drive my friend an hour and a half away last night in my Barrels texting time to get back to her Dad's place to fetch her antidepressants so you can blame her thanks to the simultaneous beginning of Daylight Savings we left at midnight and got home at 4am lol. I shall message you tonight when I get home from my movie marathon :D LOVE YOU

    Also thank you for reminding me about the Snape post, usually when I ask people to remind me of things they fail spectacularly
  8. Shining Raichu
    September 28th, 2014 6:30 AM
    Shining Raichu
    It's impossible for you to become rubbish, you're a timeless classic <3

    I like your scientific theory though, about time speeding up. Week 1 of 6 is now over and the routine is pretty similar for all 6 weeks so hopefully you're right! Boom science.

    On the Snape conversation, remind me to link you to a tumblr post next time I'm on my laptop. It was VERY INTERESTING AND SHOWS A SIDE TO DUMBLEDORE I HAD NOT CONSIDERED THAT MUCH.
  9. Shining Raichu
    September 18th, 2014 8:23 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Yes, flair, style and much anxiety that I am trying very hard not to let get to me this time around. It is an uphill battle.

    BUT today was Day 1 and it didn't go so terribly. So now that's one down... 45 to go. I came home and put a big X trough today's date on the calendar. Not sure if that'll make it seem like the time is going faster or slower. I'm hoping to just black out for two weeks and wake up on the otherside having done everything perfectly in a trance-like state. Frankly I could do with a working nap. I'll manage though, I guess. And come November I'll have my life back and hopefully this terrible awful will never have to happen again.

    Anyway enough about my pathetic sob story. Is this legitimately the usertitle you'd like? I can't guarantee it but DON'T SAY THE WORD UNLESS YOU MEAN THE WORD. If you mean THE WORD I shall do what I can

    Also check out a post of mine now, the name Sodom looks much better now that I've replaced all traces of Katholic Nun with it

    OK yes, I know Snape was a dick. I know that knowing he was in love with Lily doesn't change that. Except it does, it changes everything. It gives context. We now know why he was an asshat to everybody - the love of his life is dead and he'll never be able to save her. We know why he was a cock to Harry specifically - he served as a constant reminder of Lily's death and he looks exactly like James, the man who stole her from him.

  10. Shining Raichu
    September 15th, 2014 9:02 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Yeah, you'll take that scrotum and you'll like it, young man!

    OK, it's 2:50am and I'm super tired but if I don't do this now it could quite possibly never happen. You remember that thing that happened last year? That terrible, terrible thing? Where I was a store manager for 4 weeks? Well, it's happened again, I've just started a newly upgraded SEVEN week run. I wasn't even given adequate time to get over the PTSD from last time, so this should be fun. Anyway that's the long and the short of why I'm so busy, I'm out there working hard for the money

    So I've just read back through the immense amount of Harry Potter things, which I will get to, but first in the HP furore I seem to have skipped over the fact that you have life news?! PLEASE DO TELL ME ALL!


    Firstly... I hate that McGonagall ending. Who thought it would be OK to have a badass like her die at age 76 just randomly on the day she retires? Like she exists only for Hogwarts and only to help in the battle against Voldemort, and then after she fulfils her life purpose she powers down like a bad Terminator rip-pff. Honestly Barrels, what could you have been thinking of

    Secondly, that is hysterical. Boating lmao. I imagine it would look like the one achievement he ever had, so the lake would be shaped like a sword cutting a snake's neck off. Like, plane pilots flying overhead would be like "oh that looks like a sword cutting a snake's head off" and the co-pilots would be like "yeah hey"


    Huh, so Hermione is responsible for ArthurWeasley.com, in which he speaks voraciously about his love for tea cosies and telephones.


    Now the last one (lol camping) is my favourite. That is such a sweet ending for Snape and Lily at last. I've come to really resent James Potter, he seems like he was kind of a douche, I don't get entirely why Lily would have chosen him over Snape. All that time Harry spent idolising his father when it was his mother that did all the heavy lifting, dying for him and whatnot. And what good is James Potter to Harry now? It's SNAPE that protected him all these years. SNAPE.

    Aaand now my fingers are exhausted. So glad I'm not a lesbian, I'm ill-equipped.
  11. Shining Raichu
    September 13th, 2014 7:53 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I'm sorry, I suck so much lol. I will reply to you tomorrow night or I will chop off my scrotum and mail it to you. Talk about collateral.
  12. Shining Raichu
    September 11th, 2014 3:35 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Also I love you be mine forever
  13. Shining Raichu
    September 11th, 2014 3:35 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Lmao I'm sorry, give me a minute! The more you give me to respond to, the longer I take to find a time where I can sit down and reply to it haha. I did very much appreciate the 16 message notifications though, you made me feel all speshul and stuff :D
  14. Shining Raichu
    September 6th, 2014 6:38 PM
    Shining Raichu
    OK uh, firstly I'm judging you so harshly for choosing Gossip Girl over anything Joss Whedon. There are 13 measly episodes left in Dollhouse, whereas Gossip Girl could take you well over a year to finish

    Secondly, OHMYGODIGOTMCGONAGALL! That just made my day, sir. The one character who I feel is better than Hermione is McGonagall. Don't stress though, you'll get there one day. I see the potential.

    And finally... the font? What font has changed and where? Are there voices in your head telling you the font has changed?
  15. Shining Raichu
    August 31st, 2014 6:13 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I'm so sorry I'm late sending you this message, I could have sent it yesterday, but I was far to busy trying (and succeeding, I might add) to master the thing that these two fine girls do with their cup. I have it DOWN TO A SCIENCE NOW, I'm so excited!

    Your VM seems incomplete somehow. Speaking of which, I am turning into a giant animated crab? Speaking of which, Flippity Day has just arrived on my doorstep offering me oral sex and cookies? Speaking of which, I've gone in search of the meaning of the word 'pillock' as nobody really understands what it means? Speaking of which, I finally grasp the concept of the cloud? WHAT?

    Also did you watch the episode again to gain a Greater Understanding?

About Me

  • About Barrels
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Three thousand miles from home
    Male ♂
    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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