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  1. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 05:23 PM
    Any why - oh why would you say a thing like that? (Well I just assumed you were coughing because of an illness. I was trying to be sensitive and not bring it up.) NOT HERE.

    I'm going to ignore that first part and ask: How do you even use a coupon for charity? ._.

    Well he actually pulled someone with him, but they were friends, so it's aaaaall good.

    Well yeah. But everyone take this seriously. Ironically.

    Because it's scaaaaaary and confusing. Well I can say with a fair amount of certainty that my organs have been in my body for the entirety of my short, pathetic life. And how are you going to use my money on your funeral? You're dead too, and I'm the only one who knows. *ironically evil laughter*
  2. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 05:04 PM
    Well then what would you say? WE NEED TO GET IT I GUESS. I DON'T HAVE IT.

    Except in the cases of donating to charities. He would then spend copious amounts.

    How is that even ironic? I AM SO CONFUSED. (Nope, but I will find out. THIS IS MY MISSION.)

    What accent do you have? Or is there a word for it? xD

    I go back and watch silent films in person. That's right. I discovered time travel before it was invented. But I can only use it ironically.

    Yep. The IRC killed me. No funeral. Take my organs, burn my body, and give all my money to something that needs it. xD
  3. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 04:29 PM
    Exactly. So you do understand. Or both?

    I don't think he's you. That was a purely rhetorical question. And yes, he did like charities. HE WAS A GOOD MAN. Which is why I intend to give him the cheapest possible funeral.

    How, might I ask? (Yes. Yes it does.)

    You know, living in the oh so lovely Volunteer State amongst many a redneck, I'd say they call it ANGlash. Bleh. Southern accents. So glad I don't have one.

    Ugh. You're right. Now movies are too mainstream too, even silent French existentialist films. I used to go to those but now everyone does. What sellouts.

    afsrsdthgd ICR how does it work *dies*
  4. Starsprite
    August 1st, 2012 04:01 PM
    Nope. I'm just very charitable is all. Now why would someone go and do that?

    No. No. I don't think he would. He hated charities? Of course he didn't! How would you even know something like that? Are you him? I think not. He just died.

    Yeah, he's so ahead of the curb he jumped off a bridge. *shot*


    I know all about it. I buy everything it puts out. On vinyl.

    I know, me too. xD
  5. Ephemeral Euphoria
    August 1st, 2012 11:06 AM
    Ephemeral Euphoria
    Yeah it's available online, just look up animefreak.tv lol. It's something you need to see to believe lol.

    Depends, were you down in L.A. too?
  6. Starsprite
    July 31st, 2012 11:57 PM
    Because I am so humane (and suing you for so much) that I decided to give them a finer delicacy. How did it get here anyways? Why is this line here? WHY?!

    Hm, well...I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted me to give him an expensive funeral. I guess I'll just donate the remainder of that money to my new foundation for starving kittens with refined tastes.

    I don't think hipster is what his characters was supposed to be but...I guess I see where you could get that. xD He looks much less like on in my signature.

    Well, in my defense it was supposedly 30% reduced fat.

    Oh I got it. Ironically.
  7. Starsprite
    July 31st, 2012 06:58 PM
    The kittens need money because they are starving. Money is high in fiber. Oh man if only I could be here to hear all of this. I'm telling you.

    Oh. Oh dear. Well I guess I'll be arranging your funeral now.

    Well I got it before you got it when it was still underground. Now it's such a big sellout. Ugh. How do I even stand it?

    I ate it.
  8. Ephemeral Euphoria
    July 31st, 2012 04:54 PM
    Ephemeral Euphoria
    Watch the anime all the way to the end dude, it's only 12 episodes lol.

    Yeah same here.
  9. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 09:59 PM
    Well at least you understand. Just think, you'll be broke, but the kittens won't! :D I know, I don't know what I'd do if I could read that. I'd probably be angry and foil your plan.

    Yes, yes. That's perfectly normal. Just bear with it. It only gets worse better from here.

    I got it before it was cool.

    For the kittens?
  10. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 09:07 PM
    Well I mean, your so- is nice and all, but copious amounts of money would make it even better. Just think of it this way, I'll donate 70% of it to charities that feed starving kittens. 70% of a lot. Seriously, the judge is going to say, "My ruling is that GolurkIsDaBomb has to pay Starsprite a lot of money, exactly to the dollar." Oh. Sounds lovely! Especially all those kind, caring souls who will be enjoying a good time with me.

    You will now feel a mild discomfort, slightly akin to death by radiation poisoning while burning in an oil fire. Don't worry, it will go away very shortly.

    You know, I just realized how ironically un-ironic using intentional irony is...if that makes any sense. This is like a revolutionary new discovery in the world of encryption!
  11. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 08:53 PM
    Fine, fine. But I'm suing you if I get some sort of nasty disease. Just remember that you had everything to do with this. Both? Are you sure it's both. Because I don't find that sensation to be quite as appealing as you seem to.

    Er...why yes! Sell your so is what I meant. Come on now, sign away.

    But they are for purely ironic purposes! Not that I'm really a hipster, but you don't know that because there's a line over this sentence.
  12. Hikamaru
    July 30th, 2012 05:19 PM
    Hikari10, a girl and her Oshawott:

  13. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 05:01 PM
    Well I think I'll just refrain, since I'd get sick before I got large. Would that be fun for me, or for a large audience? D:

    Okay, now I just need you to sign here, here, here below the line, here in the box, here, here under the number three, and here to sell your so- finalize this transaction. Okay?

  14. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 04:51 PM
    Well me too, of course. I'm not the type to eat entire cakes at a time. Now if I could, and there weren't any consequences (getting sick, getting very very large, not liking cake anymore) I might, but until then...

    Two weeks. We got a deal?

    *ironically evil laughter*
  15. Starsprite
    July 30th, 2012 04:01 PM
    Doesn't everybody do that when they eat cake though? xD

    5? Hardly. I was thinking 5 months.

    Oh, well it's very exclusive. You probably haven't heard of it.

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  • About GolurkIsDaBomb
    I am 16, and a fan of pokemon XD If you want to know much more, feel free to ask? I love to chat to people, but I'm bad at responding to VMs I may take a while to respond, but I'll do my best to!

    Oh, and I'm Amurrican!

    I tend to reside at the battle server, usually under the name Pleurnicheur or Pascal. It's a great place and you should join if you haven't already! :D
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Posted July 19th, 2013 at 08:41 AM by GolurkIsDaBomb Comments 10
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Well I've never written a goodbye blog before, but here goes! It's been a while - about 1 and a half years? I know that's not long, but it's definitely the longest I've stayed on a website. But lately (and when I say lately I mean since February or so) my interest has just.. dropped I guess :/ I haven't been active in so long, and instead of just wasting my time staring blankly at the forum or ignoring it and being at the server, I'm going to go. I'll also be leaving the server, but for slightly...

Posted May 16th, 2013 at 06:35 PM by GolurkIsDaBomb Comments 7
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So for the last couple days, I've been feeling something in the back of my throat. On the first day I thought it was just some food I swallowed wrong or something. On the second day I realized it felt like a bump, and started to worry I had strep (I've never had it before) or tonsillitis. Sure enough when I checked in the mirror I could see a white bump on the back of my tonsil there was a white bump. I went to the school nurse and she told me that sometimes food can get caught int he grooves of...

Posted March 17th, 2013 at 01:28 PM by GolurkIsDaBomb Comments 2
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I've realized very recently just how much I detest drunk people. Well, drunk people who yell insightful comments like, "Play some music!" at the rest of the band and I after we literally just played a song and are numb from the cold, etc.

Also, any one who blows one of these,

during the parade is on my hate list. Especially when it's the same people shouting for us to play...

Posted March 4th, 2013 at 11:33 AM by GolurkIsDaBomb Comments 1
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I got to sing "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" along with the movie in history class today!

Posted February 21st, 2013 at 01:25 AM by GolurkIsDaBomb Comments 2
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It's 4 o'clock. 4:10 AM to be exact. And I'm still not asleep. I don't have insomnia, as I can pass out whenever I'm tired, so why do I stay up this late? Thank god it's vacation, so I can do whatever I want, but I stay up as late as 2 regularly during school weeks. I can't even remember the last time I went to bed before 12! I think I've just become used to the constant tiredness, which ebbs away as soon as I get home from school, (which is why I don't nap) and that's probably due to having band...
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