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I have a popcorn popper, or whatever they're called. The kind you put the kernels in raw and makes a lot of noise. It's plain - no butter, salt, etc. so it's not unhealthy I think. Well, it's a lot loss unhealthy than a bunch of other things I could be eating anyway.

But ugh. Trying to be healthy is so tiring. All this walking and exercise. I get winded just thinking about it. Not really, but it feels that way.

Quark's a good name, and rhymes with a lot of things. Hear Quark bark. See him leave his mark. On a lark. In the park.

Sorry for the disappearing act. Had to help a friend with computer troubles. Not that I can do anything with computers, but I have this nifty flowchart that helps.

When I feel hungry but also feel like I shouldn't eat I just chew gum or make popcorn. I don't really like gum, but it tricks my stomach into thinking it's eating so I can put off my meal to a more meal-appropriate time.

And where is my self-adjusting wardrobe, Science? I feel like I should have a dog with that name now. "Science, what did you do to my shoes?"

Don't mind me. Just spamming you with VMs haha.
Sorry about the abrupt ending in the PM I sent you. Something came up and I had to get off PC quickly.

I don't think I've ever eaten food in a dream. Like, dreamed I ate food or actually ate while still asleep, though I've heard of people doing things like making sandwiches in their sleep and then waking up and finding a half eaten one. I'm not that much of a food person though. I'm like that other rat in Ratatouille, the one who says "food is fuel." That's how I look at food. I mean, I like some things and not others, but yeah.

Science will remain on my naughty list until it gets going on all those wonderful things I want. Where is my teleporter? My self-cleaning house? My machine that turns garbage into food again?

There's a lot of food in this. I must be hungry.

Sorry, didn't think to include it in the PM so I'm posting it here. I'll hang around PC as long as I can to potentially reply. It will say I'm offline, but I'll be checking in.

I just can't drive some roads. A while back I went to this state park that was kind of out of the way and to get there you have to go along this road that's not very wide and on one side it's nothing but big slabs of rock and on the other nothing but empty space below you for at least several hundred feet. Had to close my eyes. If I'd been driving I'd have had to stop and let someone else take over.

I hate dreams where I'm at work. Those are the saddest, lowest dreams I ever have. I wish I could lucid dream and be able to think "I want to dream I'm on a water slide at a water park" and then dream I'm doing that. Science, what are you sitting around for? Get on that, chop chop.

aww, that sucks. :[

deadline was extended though, i think idk

Your avatar... BETTY BOOP!

meow @_@

Don't be self conscious! You're so talented!

And btw, Fenneking never got back to me about the color requirement, so I ended up coloring my piece anyway. I saved a black and white version of it too though, just in case. So as long as you have two versions, you'll be save for the rules.