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Oops. Should have told you not to. ; My bad.

Just to let you know, if you run across anything else that sounds suspicious on the Internet, ask me about it. I know about a lot of them.

If you think Goatse is really freakin' hilarious, then you would belong on 4chan.

By the way, your parody fic of Sir Aaron was bumped. Shall I close it, or...?

Second, the PFF&P forum will explode from utter confusion from random quotes and allusions to the book.

"Cover your butt. Bernard is watching.

-God"

Yes indeedy. =D I tried, but at points, it's a bit difficult to find something to say that doesn't sound lame. Right now, the troupe of MSTers have determined that at least one of your characters is a stalker/Pokemon rapist, however.

Yeah, they won't. I really wish they would write themselves, though. My topics are really boring.

It was done as a precaution. I don't mind at all when you post, because you do have that sarcastic style down. I mostly meant it toward the people whose humor belongs more on a 4chan /b/ board. PFF&P =/= 4chan. But whether you are a troll? No.

Read it! I have a copy sitting next to me now, and another one of Card's books in my pocket. XD

Problem solved. Odd, the minimum character limit has gone down one.

Well, in a sense, yes. The unfortunate side is I wrote the story in Microsoft Word, and after the reboot, installed Corel WordPerfect. So I have to rework everything.

And it is always good to have a back-up plan.

Just letting you know that there's no need for you to figure out some way for me to get my files back from my crashed computer. I was poking around on the laptop today, and found that because my hard drive was automatically split into a C and D drive, only the C drive was rebooted. So everything on the D drive, the drive where I store everything, was safe.

This just goes to show how knowledgeable I am with computers. XD

Try Swedish to English, because that's Swedish. I can understand some of it, but even though Swedish is our second official language, I'm not very fluent with it. Of course, you had no way of knowing what language that is ^-^ In the end, all the languages look very same if you don't know what it means. And if it's not written in Greek or Russian or Chinese. Of course, I can run that song by some translators myself, if you want.

And Finntroll is indeed a Finnish band, but their lead vocalist is a finlandssvensk (that's in Swedish, there's really no good translation for that. In Finnish, they are suomenruotsalaiset), one of the Swedish-speaking Finnish people. That's why their songs are in Swedish.

So, we Finnish people have to study Swedish in school because that's the second offical language of our nation. There are some 300 000 native Swedish-speakers here, but they're all as Finnish as I am. As a result, every city, town and village has a Swedish name as well as a Finnish one, and that goes for streets and other places as well. Even our national anthem has Swedish lyrics as well. I never really realize I live in a bilingual country because I'm so used to it. Every sign has to be in both Finnish and Swedish. But, well, many people hate the Swedish-speakin population because they generally come from a better background than Finnish-speaking ones and are also way more rich. Also, kids hate having to learn Swedish in school. I always thought it was a fairly interesting language. (Actually, we also have a third official language: the Sami language. That, however, is only spoken in Lapland, so it's not a major language here in the southern parts of this country.)

Maybe that's enough for a cultural lesson, expecially one that you never asked for in the first place. I'm sorry for ranting about nonsense I just got on the mood and *poof*, I had written the whole thing. Anyway, if you want to know the lyrics of that song and for some reason can't get it translated, I'll help you. If you want me to translate more nonsense-lyrics of English, songs, hit me. I'm bored.
I bet yo couldn't tell.

Beh, a Michael Jackson song... You know, Finland is not that small xD Luckily I don't know the words for this one, well, apart from the "beat it"-part, so it still was fun. Only that I felt stupid for translating the beat it parts as bug off. I just thought it was closer to the Finnish word...

[1st verse]
They told him not never came here
Don't want to see your face, you've got better disappear
The Fire is in their eyes and their words are very lucid
So bug off, only bug off

[2nd verse]
You'd better run, you'd better do what you can
They don't want to see any blood, no be Macho Man
If you want to be hard, better do what you can
So Beat, but you want to be evil

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong
Only bug off, bug off,
Only bug off, bug off,
Only bug off, bug off,
Root bug off, bug off,

[3rd verse's]
They outside to get you, better leave when can
Do not want to be a boy, you want to be a man?
Do you want to stay alive, better do what you can
So bug off, only bug off

[4th verse]
You have to show them, that you definitely are not the Scared
You're with PlayIn your life, this is not truth or venture
They kicking you, he the Beat you guys,
Then they talling you, that it is righteous
So the Beat, but you want to be evil

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong
Just bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong

[Chorus]
Only bug off, bug off, bug off, bug off,
No-one wants to be the Forlorns
Show's "How Funky strong Is there a battle
It not is gap who's right or wrong
Only bug off, bug off, bug off
Beat it, beat it, beat it

And there were, like, a lot of repetition. Some parts were seriously fun, though. So, gimme another! xD Also, would you mind giving me your Yahoo Messenger name? You know, for the judging stuff - and for fun.

I love the review. XD

Well, the only serious part about my post in the FFL is the fact that I'm not posting in the thread anymore. I'm going to be spreading myself out into other fandoms elsewhere soon, and so I don't want to be completely active here. Besides, now the Lounge is free of me, so you can all completely relax. XD