 Harlequin
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- About Harlequin
- Biography
- Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must have Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs
“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some **** is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“**** think, **** think, **** quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar
throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the **** is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “***** say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet… - Location
- 42 wallaby way sydney
- Gender
- Female ♀
- Occupation
- saint
- Nature
- Sassy
- Also Known As
- Harley
- Favorite Pokémon
- Dragonair
Jigglypuff
Cubone
Venomoth
Cloyster - boringteen
- Claims
- Pokémon
- Venomoth
Dragonair
Jigglypuff - Bishies
- Chi (Chobits)
Francesca ( Ace Attorney)
Hideki (Chobits)
Babidi (DBZ)
Majin Buu ( Child, DBZ)
Mrs. Shimizu (Chobits) - Songs
- → Britney Spears - Gimme More (Harlequin)
→ Christina Aguilera - Hurt (Harlequin)
→ Jodi Benson - Part of Your World (Harlequin)
→ Jodi Benson - Part of Your World Reprise (Harlequin)
→ Pat Carroll - Poor Unfortunate Souls (Harlequin)
→ Samuel E. Wright - Kiss the Girl (Harlequin)
→ The Corrs - Breathless (Harlequin)
→ Yellowcard - Everywhere (Harlequin)
→ The Little Mermaid - The Little Mermaid: An Original Walt Disney Records Soundtrack [Album] (Harlequin)
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anna wintour cropped kim k out of the met gala gallery
i love anna wintour jesus
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Kardashian’s sperm donor, rapper Kanye West, 35, reportedly begged Vogue‘s 63-year-old Editor-in-chief to give Kim a chance to attend the ultra swanky 2013 Met Gala earlier this week. But Kim, 32, decided to show up to Wintour’s respectable gala wearing a floral sofa slip cover. The disrespect was too much for the fashion maven who once compared Kim to a pair of socks. |
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i made a previous blog wanting to know what y'all thought about me
and i think that went well
so in this blog just comment if you want me to say what i think about you or something
i'll try to be completely honest as well
go
and i think that went well
so in this blog just comment if you want me to say what i think about you or something
i'll try to be completely honest as well
go
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Over the next few days or weeks or preferably the rest of your life, please don't say anything that could cause entirely unnecessary hatred or panic or confusion, there is enough hysteria going on right now without people starting starting witch hunts and blaming entire groups of people for a tragic event that had nothing to do with them.
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By next Wednesday, gay marriage could be legal in the country I live in, New Zealand!!!! This is huge!!!! Obviously, this has a lot of emotional worth for me because I'm gay, so yeah, I'm very excited. Plus, it seems to be that despite all the scaremongering by various groups who are against the legalisation of gay marriage, the majority of parliament seems undeterred and by Wednesday it seems highly likely that gays will able to marry!!
I'm so happy!!
Plus, if the country can cross...
I'm so happy!!
Plus, if the country can cross...
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Why not. hello Harlequin....
