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 Impo
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About Me
- About Impo
- Biography
- Hey guys, I'm Impo.
If you're reading this, ...that's just plain weird, there are plenty of more exciting people to stalk here. I'm writing this because it makes my Bio look more detailed, so there is really no point in reading it. I'm just going to rant on about absolutely nothing in particular until I feel that it's a suitable length.
I almost swallowed a marble the other day. I was eating Malteasers and there were these marbles, and I accidentally got them confused. The sad thing was I just thought the chocolate was hard, so I almost broke my teeth. Not even two year olds try eating marbles, then take five minutes to realize, "Hey! I'm trying to eat glass!".
Crap, that only makes about six lines on my Bio. Seriously, it looked about twelve lines long when I was typing this, but the minute I save it it just shrinks or something, I don't know. Maybe there's some dark magic preventing me from writing lengthy paragraphs? I sure hope not, because I never really had the skill to drone on and on and on, so that would just be wasting dark magic. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of other more important things dark magic should be doing. Like taking candy from babies, and making old people trip over. Hehe, that always makes me laugh. I don't know why, but imagining an old lady with a stroller tumbling over on the sidewalk gives me the giggles. I know, I'm horrible, get over it. I can tell you're laughing too, so you have the same sick, twisted humor as me. Congratulations, I'm so proud!
Okay, so that's longer, but not long enough. Now I look semi-smart, which isn't good enough. I need to look over-the-top genius, so people think "Why the hell would someone bother to write so much about themselves on a Pokemon Forum?". I want people to think that. I will make them think that. Damn, now I'm thinking about it. Ha! Now you're thinking about it too, aren't you? It worked! It actually worked! Okay, okay, calm down. I have a speech prepared to commemorate this glorious moment.
*Clears Throat*
"I'd like to thank all those idio- Ummm, those wonderful friends of mine for wasting about five minutes of their obviously invaluable life to read this sad excuse for a Bio.
I'd also like to thank God, for helping me with support from above the heavens.
Mum, thanks for everything, but I'm still going to send you to a nursing home.
To those annoying idiots who annoy me at school, look at me now, you twats!
I'd also like to-"
Wait? What! There's a character limit for my speech? That's not fair, I wasn't finished. I didn't have much more to say, either. I never ever talk for too long, I'm the human equivalent of a mouse. I'm small, I have a tail and I can make elephants run in the other direction.
Okay, that's about enough now. I think I can fool those who just skim across this page, those skimmer-ers, those. Let's just hope to God they don't actually read this, or they'll realize that I'm actually an idiot. Crap, let's just keep quiet and hope that no one notices this, got it? I'm serious, Bio. Squeal and I'll delete you. I don't care about you're family, they'll get used to a dead Bio. So you better pray no one reads this. - Interests
- • Pokemon
• Wearing other peoples glasses - Location
- Earth
- Gender
- Male ♂
- Occupation
- I keep the couch warm
- Nature
- Relaxed
- Favorite Pokémon
- Happiny, Mr Mime,
Teddiursa - ImpoJr
- Claims
- Celebrities
- Demi Lovato
- Signature
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Blog
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Well, I made a to-do list and quite frankly didn't really focus on completing much of it.
But, in a way I have pretty much paved the way for all my fitness goals, now that I exercise regularly.
I wanna summarize my achievements just so I can see how they add up.
But, in a way I have pretty much paved the way for all my fitness goals, now that I exercise regularly.
I wanna summarize my achievements just so I can see how they add up.
- Running 3 times a week (7 km)
- Gym 3 times a week (with dad)
- Nike Training 3-4 Times a Week
- Maintaining mostly healthy diet
- Ability to look good in a towel
- You
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So, everyone remember how I wanted to get abs?
Just a quick update:
STARTING APPEARANCE
NOW APPEARANCE
They may look the same, but now the beers taped to my stomach are empty
Just a quick update:
STARTING APPEARANCE
NOW APPEARANCE
They may look the same, but now the beers taped to my stomach are empty
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Divided by subject for my (and your) convenience.
My To-Do List
Social
- Be able to carry a conversation in real life
- Be able to style my hair
- Be kind and caring towards other people
- Do not care what other people think
- Be available for friends when they need help/consolation/me
- Use my vocabulary to its fullest extent in social situations, and be patient and not condescending if people do not understand me
Health/Fitness
- Maintain
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Here we go:
1. Complete a novel and attempt to publish it.
That one is a biggie, and it's one that I can't get out of my head. I'm sticking to a writing regime that if I miss I feel incredibly guilty.
Poltergeist - 7,500 words. 5 ghosts. And counting.
2. Stick to my diet and exercise.
To make this work I really should stop eating. Like, now.
3. Act less idiotic in public.
Self explanatory, I walked retarded-ly, to say the least.
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1. Complete a novel and attempt to publish it.
That one is a biggie, and it's one that I can't get out of my head. I'm sticking to a writing regime that if I miss I feel incredibly guilty.
Poltergeist - 7,500 words. 5 ghosts. And counting.
2. Stick to my diet and exercise.
To make this work I really should stop eating. Like, now.
3. Act less idiotic in public.
Self explanatory, I walked retarded-ly, to say the least.
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Holder' of the seven breeds,...
Carry the burden of this crucial deed.
To unite the tribes to newfound harmony,
stray from the pack and avoid felony.
Band together and join in force,
and let your power take its course.
Defeat the evil, conquer the center,
And a new age we shall enter.
It won't be easy, don't think it will be,
but carry on to the finish and you will see,
that this world needs to be set free.
Rebuild from the debris,
Recent Comments
towels, right?
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that towel pic...................wow .........................
yes I don't understand...
oh my.....................im po...............i....... ............
oh you stahp it
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