I am my own guardian; my age listed in my profile is no lie.
Amusingly the administrators would be glad to help you. I call shame because it is against the rules to take control of someone elses' account. I don't know how the admins view parental rights, but you could have registered as your own account.
now that that's squared away heres some more diary update
got my tire patched, it had a nail in it. i got it patched at walmart. weird **** always happens at walmart. i went to the restroom to pee and this lady walked into the restroom when i was in the stall and she was like singing in a playful operatic voice (all by herself, mind you) then i guess she saw my feet so she goes 'oop.' then i saw this frail, old man joy riding on one of those wheelchair-cart machines. he drove all the way down the isle, around the tire display, and back down the same isle. didn't stop or look around.
i worked and i can't remember any of the funny things that happened. this always happens, i'll have a blast at work but i'll come home and try to replay the situations in my head that made us laugh really hard but i can never remember specifically what they were. dangit! i remember john showing me how to swirl full pitchers of frappuccino roast with your whole body and a customer witnessing the act.