I reckon you could give Alfred a run for his money xD
And as for the swords, I done like zero to no researching on weapons the first time round. I was like "Hmm, what weapons will I give him? ... I know katanas, yeah they'll look awesome". After taking in your advice and actually doing some research I found out they probably weren't the best choice to be honest.
[EDIT]: Okay I've updated my SU and got rid of the katanas. I give a reason why at the start of it. I'm not singling you out and blaming you for the reason I got rid of my weapons, after reading your posts and doing some research it was clear that katanas weren't the best choice of weapon. Just in case you thought I was blaming you for me losing them. Not at all! :D