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deoxys121 September 7th, 2011 8:19 PM

Deflect that attack!
I just thought of this game. The way it works is you're a human, and you get attacked by a Pokemon. You have to improvise whatever you can think of to deflect/block the attack. I recommend using totally random/funny objects to add a bit of hilarity. Here's an example:

Poster 1: Gyarados used Hydro Pump!

Poster 2: I'll hide behind my car.

Charmander used Flamethrower!

Poster 3: I'll loosen this fire hydrant and extinguish the fire.

And so on...

I'll start: Yamask used Shadow Ball!

smithtism September 7th, 2011 8:23 PM

I swat it away with a fly swatter.

Machop, use Seismic Toss!

deoxys121 September 7th, 2011 8:25 PM

Before he can toss me, I throw an egg in his face.

Ampharos used Discharge!

TornZero September 7th, 2011 8:37 PM

I'll use it to recharge my laptop!

Golem used Rollout!

deoxys121 September 7th, 2011 8:39 PM

I toss a notebook at him because paper beats rock. :P

Reshiram used Fusion Flare!

smithtism September 7th, 2011 8:44 PM

I use justinrpg as a meat shield.

Pidgeotto, use Wing Attack!

gameplayer56 September 7th, 2011 8:46 PM

Didn't see this until now. & Smith,....Well, no comment.
& I use Smile Dog to deflect your Wing Attack.[/terriblecreative]

Latias use Mist Ball.

deoxys121 September 7th, 2011 8:48 PM

It's just a ball of mist, right? I'll vaporize it with a blow dryer.

Deoxys used Psycho Boost!

TornZero September 7th, 2011 8:49 PM

I'm braindead! Psychic attacks won't affect me!

Lugia used Aeroblast!

gameplayer56 September 7th, 2011 8:51 PM

I'll use Smith as a shield.

Blastoise, use Hydro Pump.

deoxys121 September 7th, 2011 8:52 PM

I'll simply suck up all the water with this conveniently-placed vacuum cleaner.

Reuniclus used Focus Blast!

smithtism September 8th, 2011 7:25 PM

I keep poking Reuniclus and saying "Touch", causing him to lose his concentration.

Pichu, use Sweet Kiss!

deoxys121 September 8th, 2011 7:28 PM

I hold up a rotten potato in front of me, and Pichu kisses that instead, causing him to vomit.

Fearow used Drill Run!

smithtism September 8th, 2011 8:31 PM

I throw a worm at Fearow, who is now too distracted with dinner to attack.

Koffing, use Poison Gas!

deoxys121 September 8th, 2011 8:35 PM

I'll just blow it away with this pocket fan.

Vespiquen used Hidden Power, Fire-type!

smithtism September 8th, 2011 8:49 PM

My skin is naturally fire-retardant, so it has no effect on me.

Haunter, use Curse!

deoxys121 September 8th, 2011 9:31 PM

I have no soul, so I'm immune to curses. :P

Blaziken used Brave Bird!

smithtism September 9th, 2011 9:09 AM

I take one step to the left just before the attack hits, causing Blaziken to plummet into the Earth.

Manaphy, use Water Pulse!

deoxys121 September 9th, 2011 10:19 AM

I just grab this conveniently-placed bucket and hold it in front of me, catching the water.

Swoobat used Psychic!

DoctorFred September 9th, 2011 12:20 PM

I run into a 'dark' area so psychic moves have no effect!

Arcanine use Thunder Fang.

deoxys121 September 9th, 2011 3:36 PM

I put on a rubber glove, then hold that hand out where Arcanine bites.

Tentacruel used Sludge Bomb!

RedTheTrainer September 9th, 2011 7:34 PM

ill just suck this poison up with a snake!

Charizard used Flare Blitz!

luigimario84 September 28th, 2011 10:11 PM

I'll just jump in the sea.

Garchomp, use Dragon Pulse

Shadowstriker184 February 18th, 2013 5:46 PM

I hide in a tank.

Swampert, use Earthquake!

AmericanWonderland February 18th, 2013 8:01 PM

I hop on my Pidgey and fly above the Earthquake.

Pidgey, use Gust!

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