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OreoMaster November 6th, 2011 11:46 AM

Realistic Pokemon fights.
Let's suppose once more that Pokemon are real.They would obviously fight each other like animals do.So try to explain in a realistic way the battle and the results.Don't hesitate to become morbid.

Example :
"Vaporeon used Aqua Tail!"
"It's Super Effective!"
-Charizard slumps to the ground with a broken spine-

"Durant used Guillotine!"
"It's a One Hit KO!"
-Gyarados's beheaded body writhers on the ground-

"Chandelure used Fire Blast!"
"It's Super Effective!"
-Durant is reduced to a molten puddle of metal and burnt flesh-

Snivy063 November 6th, 2011 8:02 PM

This is funny. XD

" Pikachu used Thunder! "
" It's Super Effective! "
- It's time to eat for lunch! Pidgeot is sooo yummy from the looks of it. :'3

Zeffy November 6th, 2011 9:41 PM

Have you ever seen a Dragonball battle to the deaths? Yeaah, I bet they're a bit similar.

OreoMaster November 7th, 2011 5:37 AM

Venusaur used Razor Leaf!
It's super effective!
Swampert's mutilated body falls to the ground.

Gyarados used Hydro Pump!
It's super effective!
Golem gets crashed by the tremendous volume and amount of water.

Jynx used Blizzard!
It's super effective!
Shiftry's frozen body gets excavated from the piles of snow the next day.

Crimson5M November 7th, 2011 10:03 AM

Arbok used Wrap!
Ratatta has been choked.

Voltorb used Explosion!
We're all dead.

luigimario84 November 20th, 2011 1:23 AM

Floatzel used Aqua Jet!
Charmander is now soaked and winded!

Cobalion used Sacred Sword!
Breaking news! A sliced up Bidoof has been found in Mistralton Cave!

Doduo used Fly!
Mudkip was confused!

Tauros14 November 21st, 2011 8:54 PM

[SIZE="a"]Snorlax use body slam!
Rattata has been flattened into a pancake.

Magikarp use splash!
Pidgey got wet.[/SIZE]

Flame-Typhlosion November 24th, 2011 1:10 PM

typhlosion used fire spin

hey,where's rattata?Oh wait he's ash :D

The Ghost of You Know Who November 26th, 2011 9:10 PM

Ho-oh used Sacred Fire!
It's super effective!
Chikorita is burning in ashes!

Emolga used Acrobatics!
The whole battlefield turned into a circus!

Shadowstriker184 February 18th, 2013 5:41 PM

Swampert used Muddy Water!
Its super effective!
Infernape is drowning!

AmericanWonderland February 18th, 2013 6:59 PM

Oshawott use Razor Shell!
Tepig lay on the ground slowly bleeding to death from the cut.

ShadowMirror February 18th, 2013 9:31 PM

Blastoise used surf

A tsunami destroys the whole town

classiccartoonsftw February 19th, 2013 7:37 AM

Tyranitar used Rock Slide!
Emolga got squished by the falling rocks and fell out of the air.

Shadowstriker184 February 21st, 2013 2:43 PM

Lucario used Brick Break!
Its super effective!
Steelix's shattered body is used as diamonds!

StinkomanFan February 21st, 2013 5:48 PM

Arceus used Judgement!
Pidgey went to Hell and is tortured for the rest of eternity!

Lucario used Headbutt!
Lucario has a headache!
Lucario is going to go nap for a while.

Serperior used Wrap!
Serperior used Bite!
Serperior is no longer hungry.

classiccartoonsftw February 21st, 2013 11:16 PM

Sceptile used Leaf Blade!
Basculin was cut in pieces!

Xilfer February 27th, 2013 11:30 AM

Finally, some realism.

Gastly used Lick!
"It's super effective"
Haunter cringes and wonders why in the world you would want to lick him. That's just creepy.

No, but seriously.

Haunter used Shadow Ball
"It's super effective"
Gastly's body dissipated into a poisonous gas. Your house is no longer haunted.

Okay, okay, this is just too good.

Abra used Mind Reader
Abra predicted that Haunter's favorite color is blue.

classiccartoonsftw February 27th, 2013 12:12 PM

Charizard used Flamethrower!
Maractus burns for a few minutes and then its ash falls on the ground.

lineofdeath February 27th, 2013 12:18 PM

Rhyperior, aggron, hariama and garchomp used surf

Magikarp, surskit and wingull got annoyed

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