I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY! [/wayne]
This is, easily, one of the best things I've ever read on this site or on Serebii, just because it's so bat(poo?) insane and twisted.........I love it! I know that a lot of people are probably going to bite your head off about a ten year-old doing that stuff, but hey, stuff like that happens in life, unfortunately. Honestly, you could be related to Stephen King, and that's one of the highest compliments I could give to you.
I'm going to re-read this again in the morning when my head isn't numb enough to fail at advice-giving, but from the 4AM read through right now, this looks REALLY great. Nice job.