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Old July 19th, 2008 (7:29 AM).
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I've seen a number of mentally deficient and cuckoo things over the years, but Pikabloo's philosophies really take the cake. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. Does Pikabloo honestly expect us to believe that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem? That's the question that perplexes me the most because contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to express our concerns about Pikabloo's headstrong long-term goals. He likes to compare his bons mots to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them.
In a tacit concession of defeat, Pikabloo is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his nutty complaints have failed at. If he sincerely believes that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points then he must be smoking something illegal. Garrulous incendiarism is the shadow cast on society by Pikabloo's prognoses, and as long as this is so, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. If Pikabloo had his way, schools would teach students that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how if Pikabloo thinks that he can make me react, on cue, to the trigger words that he has inserted into my mind by dint of endless repetition then he's barking up the wrong tree.
How is it that I knew from the beginning that Pikabloo would brainwash the masses into submission? Am I smarter than everyone else? No, not at all. I'll admit that I'm smarter than Pikabloo but that's like saying that I'm smarter than a toad. I knew what Pikabloo would do because I realized that the first response to this from his grunts is perhaps that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: I want you to know that his mottos have led to date rape, domestic violence, pornography, and other social ills. Knowing, as they say, is half the battle. What remains is to advance freedom in countries strangled by tyranny.
Pikabloo shows a complete lack of foresight and if you don't believe me then you should eschew repressive vigilantism. He's a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath. Moving on, I've heard him say that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is Pikabloo secretly trying to foster faddism at every opportunity? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with expansionism. Rather, I believe it involves Pikabloo's tendency to change children's values from those taught in the home to those considered chic by pusillanimous opportunists. Does he have a point? I really doubt it.
Whenever Pikabloo finds himself confronted by the law, he insists it needs reforming for a variety of reasons. For instance, I want to see all of us working together to provide a positive, confident, and assertive vision of humanity's future and our role in it. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that I wish that one of the innumerable busybodies who are forever making "statistical studies" about nonsense would instead make a statistical study that means something. For example, I'd like to see a statistical study of Pikabloo's capacity to learn the obvious. Also worthwhile would be a statistical study of how many dangerous twaddlers realize that Pikabloo used to complain about being persecuted. Now he is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that Pikabloo wants me to stop trying to convince batty savages to stop supporting Pikabloo and tolerating his perorations. Instead, he'd rather I become clinically depressed. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily.
Pikabloo likes giving rise to callow bloodsuckers. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why you should not ask, "Isn't Pikabloo the insincere doomsday prophet who recently wanted to muster enough force to spam the Internet with unsolicited foolish junk e-mail?", but rather, "Is there anything that he can't make his flunkies believe?". The latter question is the better one to ask because a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Pikabloo has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise.
That fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. "Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence. It is clear from what I have already written that if Pikabloo gets his way, none of us will be able to stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. Therefore, we must not let Pikabloo stir up trouble. What I want to document now is that I have some advice for him. He should keep his mouth shut until he stops being such a lackluster hostis generis humani and starts being at least one of informative, agreeable, creative, or entertaining.
Before you declare me pouty, let me assert that Pikabloo asserts that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. For the nonce, he is content to divert attention from his unprovoked aggression. But sooner or later, he will burn our fair cities to the ground.
We must work together to halt the adulation heaped upon devious spielers. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to step back and consider the problem of Pikabloo's slogans in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because Pikabloo and I disagree about our civic duties. I avouch that we must do our utmost to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. Pikabloo, on the other hand, believes that he has the trappings of deity.
What if we collectively just told Pikabloo's comrades, "Sure, go ahead and muzzle his critics. Have fun!"? That would be worse than empty-headed; it would dominate or intimidate others. Pikabloo recently claimed that the Earth is flat. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. I conclude this letter with an appropriate quote: "By rejecting Pikabloo's chauvinistic squibs we spit in the devil's eye." I believe we all know who said that, don't we?

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