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August 5th, 2008 (5:10 PM).
Your aquatic overlord
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Harassing Bill
[By chance, Mercury overhears Fuega and immediately jumps into a fighting stance with a Poke Ball in hand.]
What was that?! Say that to my face! Pokemon or not, I'll show you who's stinking up the place
[She proceeds into a long and colorful threat.]
For the love of--
[He slaps his forehead.]
On behalf of my companions, I would like to apologize. All of them are irrational idiots who do not actually mean to offend or threaten you.
Relax. It's not like she's much of a threat anyway.
I heard that! Want me to come over there and mess you up?!
This coming from the dead girl.
Hey! That's right! Merc, aren't you supposed to be
So, does that mean that she's, like, a zombie or somethin'?
How about I come over there and crack open your head so you can find out whether or not I'll eat your brains!
...That doesn't actually make sense.
[Mercury continues into a string of threats towards Rosencrantz's manhood. Meanwhile, Viola joins
the Greek chorus
Bill and Jax off to the side.]
I'm confused. How
I wish I could offer you a reasonable explanation, Viola, but I don't believe this situation is meant to make any particular sense. Technically,
should be dead by your time.
Cesario, unseen from the wing:
It's true. The man is old enough to be my great grandfather's great grandfather.
It's a wonder the maggots haven't eaten clean through his skull yet. The brain is the tastiest part.
My sister knows this from experience.
[Viola and Bill turn their heads to stare blankly at the Trio for a moment. Finally, Bill turns to Jax, who seems to be looking around eagerly. He motions towards the fighting between Mercury and the boys, which seems to have escalated into a wrestling match.]
Jax, it would be wise to intervene with--
[Before he can finish, Jax holds up a hand.]
Hold on! I swear to God I just heard Sho Minamimoto somewhere around here.
[She heads off in the direction of Lisa. Viola crosses her arms and sends a sidelong glance towards Bill.]
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