Hunt Name: Dude! We got clown issues!
Bounty: I'll give you $500 to take care of this problem, and let you keep the thing.
But, dude, YOU are paying for the demented creature's therapy.
Dude! Hey, Dude! Do ya know the carnival that comes by every fall? Yeah, we have, like, a major problem! Me and some other dudes went in the haunted house, and, like, ran into invisible walls! One of my buds went into another room by himself and came out yelling about a clown painting that tried to grab him! Ya gotta do something, man!
Excellent, I love it, very original