"And so, my friend, let my welcome hear you now. I greet you with a bow. So entertain I must. My pleasure from within, the Pokébattle treasure chest of lust and mortal sin! I'll take you to a place you'd like to visit least of all, where great-great aunts and uncles died and worms and spiders crawl. The graveyard is a peaceful place where people tread about, but late at night the tenants leave their rooms to sing and shout. So take heed, brother, the full moon grows! And may the good Arceus save your soul!"
The Barber of Seville Before-Battle Sonnet