Ok but I'm pretty sure that joke's been done before you even done it either, and I wasn't even thinking about your LP when I did this, I just noticed their skirts were short,and that Ash has a really small, minuscule teensy pen.....cil.
Anywho, here's another part.
In case you are wondering, ye, this guy has just recently got out of the asylum, I think his name was Youaman or something like that.
He sure is funny though, I could watch him for hours.....and I just might!
Hee hee hee, he's dumb.
No, the only hot thing I know of around here is you
No, I think I should share with you, don't worry, I don't bite.......unless you want me too.
Alternatively, you could look it up on Serebii.
Do you guys even have internet? LOOK IT UP ON SEREBII!
That's why you should never leave your balls unattended, because I'll grab them and run away.
Yes, I definitely care about that.
Well, let's battle some boots, I mean sandals, I mean trainers.
HAH! Ron, classic ginger name...
Da da da dada da da da dadadada dada da da BATMAN!
Ok, seriously, even when I'm confused, I never hit myself, you're retarded Batman, I'm switching to someone who is actually cool, unlike you.
That'll teach you, Gingers don't have souls!
It's actually a giant pot full of boiling water, they're preparing a soup for me, and you're coming too.
Are you familiar with the term "coolstorybro"?
Sure, this should be a nice and easy training exercise, what better than to train your pocket monsters than have them fight against fish being controlled by an idiot?
And if you say the spring carnival I'll kill you.
Wait...could it be? It's....
ZOMG IT'S PATRICK STAR!
OH MY F****** GOD POISON IVY, JUST AS I FIND MY IDOL YOU BRUTALLY MURDER HIM, WELL THANKS A LOT!
That guy's your dad? Wow....I..don't know what to say...except...sux 2 B u kthxbai
Bwahahahaha, bwahaha, hahahahaha!!! It's funny because poison can kill you.
tee hee hee, he died, boy this would make a good creepypasta, tee hee hee.
Really? Ya know what I'm into? Your mother.
Dude, put some clothes on, there are kids in here you pedo!
Oh. My. Arceus. You dare use a baby Pokemon against me? The destroyer of infants!?
I don't like your dad, if it wasn't for him I'd be the one having sex with your mother...oh yeah, the LP....*sigh*
I LIEK 2 STEEL.
Boredom drives me to the shops and then back home. Turns out it was a car.
Well this guy should be pretty ea-OH MY FUC*ING GOD HE HAS GREEN HAIR!
It's wrong to steal, but screw the rules he has green hair.
Heh heh heh, he's having an orgasm.
Well, now that I've stole all the items, there's only one thing left to do here...
'k I'm done let's go.
I am cool.
That's nice, but frankly, I don't give a $h1t
So if I gave Poison Ivy some drugs he may like me more?
Not worth it I'll keep the drugs thanks.
Rave? I don't like that type of music, dude.
Damn straight I am.
Please be money!!!
I'm getting out of here, I'm just gonna go steal some money off innocent kids.
Ewwww....he's touching my ass..........
He he he
0_0 THIS MAKES UP FOR YOUR PERVYNESS!!!
hehehe, it's a purple furry.
And thus, Mr Cool's adventure ended. For now. Goodbye. And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.